Ronald Reagan has been played on 3741 lists, including 429 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The CHOSEN | USER00750 | 5 | 35 |
| 2. | We Spin Terror | USER00876 | 4 | 31 |
| 3. | DNR/DNI 2 | USER02751 | 4 | 29 |
| 4. | How's It Goin' Eisenhower? | USER02723 | 4 | 28 |
| 5. | Vicious Piranha - Forced Retirement | USER02813 | 4 | 28 |
| 6. | Nurseboy 1 | Nurseboy | 4 | 26 |
| 7. | M. I. Rich? At Times. | USER02737 | 4 | 25 |
| 8. | AIN'T NO USE TO HIDE YOUR DYIN' EYES | USER02791 | 4 | 23 |
| 9. | Deathpool Dave | DRave13 | 4 | 23 |
| 10. | Near Death Experience | USER00673 | 4 | 23 |
| 11. | Reaper's minion | USER00979 | 4 | 23 |
| 12. | Fucko's Brain | USER00965 | 4 | 20 |
| 13. | Vicious Piranha - A Bad Deal In The Valley | USER02813 | 4 | 20 |
| 14. | Beinhacker | USER00366 | 4 | 19 |
| 15. | T. Switala 2 | USER00025 | 4 | 14 |
| 16. | Red Wolf Babe 1 | USER01010 | 3 | 27 |
| 17. | DNR/DNI 3 | USER02751 | 3 | 26 |
| 18. | Pope 04 | USER00965 | 3 | 26 |
| 19. | Vicious Piranha - This Case Is Closed | USER00023 | 3 | 26 |
| 20. | Red Wolf Babe 2 | USER00965 | 3 | 25 |
| 21. | The Water's Fine 1 | USER00621 | 3 | 25 |
| 22. | god damnit! 2 | goddammit | 3 | 24 |
| 23. | Pope 02 | USER00965 | 3 | 24 |
| 24. | Red Wolf Babe 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 24 |
| 25. | Stars UnderFoot | USER02776 | 3 | 24 |
| 26. | Vicious Piranha - Counter Gambit | USER02813 | 3 | 24 |
| 27. | god damnit! 1 | goddammit | 3 | 23 |
| 28. | god damnit! 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 23 |
| 29. | Six Feet Down | USER00518 | 3 | 23 |
| 30. | Elvis Has Left The Toilet | USER00989 | 3 | 22 |
| 31. | GRAVE EXPECTATIONS | USER02791 | 3 | 21 |
| 32. | John Weick | USER00547 | 3 | 21 |
| 33. | Pope 12 | USER00965 | 3 | 21 |
| 34. | PVT. RYAN 1 | 000002 | 3 | 21 |
| 35. | Team OBE 2 | USER00909 | 3 | 21 |
| 36. | Vicious Piranha - The Dark And Bloody Ground | USER02813 | 3 | 21 |
| 37. | Jim's Party Money | Jim | 3 | 20 |
| 38. | T. Switala 1 | USER00025 | 3 | 20 |
| 39. | Coffin Coroner | Rigga More-Dis | 3 | 19 |
| 40. | PVT. RYAN 2 | 000002 | 3 | 19 |
| 41. | Dr. Paul Shipherd 1 | USER00652 | 3 | 17 |
| 42. | Fort Lee Body Police | USER00845 | 3 | 17 |
| 43. | Fun at the Expense of Others 2 | USER00965 | 3 | 17 |
| 44. | One Foot in the Grave...The other on a Banana peel | 000002 | 3 | 17 |
| 45. | PVT. RYAN 5 | 000002 | 3 | 17 |
| 46. | T. Switala 5 | USER00965 | 3 | 17 |
| 47. | Worm Food Gourmet | USER02651 | 3 | 17 |
| 48. | Blackadder 2 | 000002 | 3 | 16 |
| 49. | PVT. RYAN 4 | 000002 | 3 | 16 |
| 50. | WHITESHOES 1 | USER00528 | 3 | 16 |
| 51. | gravediggers 2 | USER00452 | 3 | 15 |
| 52. | Tape Dispenser 5 | USER00965 | 3 | 15 |
| 53. | Liz Lup | USER00390 | 3 | 13 |
| 54. | Pope 05 | USER00965 | 3 | 13 |
| 55. | George Stiffinopolis | USER02697 | 3 | 10 |
| 56. | T. Switala 3 | USER00025 | 3 | 10 |
| 57. | Obit 4 | USER00059 | 3 | 8 |
| 58. | Tom's A-List | USER01013 | 3 | 6 |
| 59. | Dirtnap Fever | USER00847 | 2 | 19 |
| 60. | strangerthanthou 1 | ohsostrange | 2 | 19 |
| 61. | Andre, the King of pop 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 18 |
| 62. | star undertaker 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 18 |
| 63. | Y2 KO'd | USER00038 | 2 | 18 |
| 64. | Necrophiliacs Anonymous | USER02835 | 2 | 17 |
| 65. | Sniffing Natalie Wood | USER02835 | 2 | 17 |
| 66. | Waiting for Arte | USER00569 | 2 | 17 |
| 67. | BassKisser | SBUMP2 | 2 | 16 |
| 68. | I'm Comin Lizbeth 2 | USER00925 | 2 | 16 |
| 69. | PVT. RYAN 3 | USER02679 | 2 | 16 |
| 70. | STATUS PROS 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 16 |
| 71. | J Rock | USER01015 | 2 | 15 |
| 72. | Must-Play Tips From Friends | USER03405 | 2 | 15 |
| 73. | Pope 10 | USER00965 | 2 | 14 |
| 74. | strangerthanthou 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 14 |
| 75. | Good Grief | USER00857 | 2 | 13 |
| 76. | Quick Get A Shovel | USER00817 | 2 | 13 |
| 77. | Christopher Reeve's Dancecard | USER00020 | 2 | 12 |
| 78. | Die2K 1 | USER00697 | 2 | 12 |
| 79. | Pure Bull | USER02651 | 2 | 12 |
| 80. | mmb | USER00812 | 2 | 11 |
| 81. | No Y2K for You | USER03400 | 2 | 11 |
| 82. | Spitwater | CDReed | 2 | 11 |
| 83. | Steve Silver 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 11 |
| 84. | The Water's Fine 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 11 |
| 85. | Cuervo D.O.A. 1 | USER00620 | 2 | 10 |
| 86. | LuckyGlick 1 | USER00906 | 2 | 10 |
| 87. | Rawhide | USER00795 | 2 | 10 |
| 88. | waterczar 1 | USER00707 | 2 | 10 |
| 89. | 'URADO CHE BAGNO?' | USER01019 | 2 | 9 |
| 90. | Danszaman | USER00444 | 2 | 9 |
| 91. | H.R. Puffnstiff 2000 | USER00762 | 2 | 9 |
| 92. | Paulie Walnuts | RJ Thurmont | 2 | 9 |
| 93. | waterczar 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 9 |
| 94. | WHITESHOES 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 9 |
| 95. | Wombat 1 | USER00242 | 2 | 9 |
| 96. | Belly - Up !!!!!!!! | 000002 | 2 | 8 |
| 97. | Charlie Don't Surf 1 | Charlie Dont Surf | 2 | 8 |
| 98. | Christopher Reeve's Professor Liloleman | USER02650 | 2 | 8 |
| 99. | Dem Bones 4 | USER00965 | 2 | 8 |
| 100. | The worms await thee | USER03395 | 2 | 8 |
| 101. | WHITESHOES 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 8 |
| 102. | Christopher Reeve's Stifle Yourself | USER02650 | 2 | 7 |
| 103. | Cuervo D.O.A. 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 7 |
| 104. | Dave Kamsler | Bo Knows Death | 2 | 7 |
| 105. | Dem Bones 6 | USER00965 | 2 | 7 |
| 106. | GG Doom Patrol 1 | USER01004 | 2 | 7 |
| 107. | Indoor Plumbing | USER00951 | 2 | 7 |
| 108. | The Bagman | USER00216 | 2 | 7 |
| 109. | Wombat 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 7 |
| 110. | Buried Under Sonny's Bloch | USER03402 | 2 | 6 |
| 111. | GG Doom Patrol 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 6 |
| 112. | Blackadder 1 | USER02679 | 2 | 5 |
| 113. | Christopher Reeve's Maxine Waters is An Ugly Moron | USER02650 | 2 | 4 |
| 114. | Bad Karma | USER00867 | 1 | 10 |
| 115. | Bad Scooter | USER00964 | 1 | 10 |
| 116. | dalton | USER00500 | 1 | 10 |
| 117. | Dem Bones 8 | USER00965 | 1 | 10 |
| 118. | Doktor Robert 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 10 |
| 119. | HINGE & SQUID 1 | USER00203 | 1 | 10 |
| 120. | JeffK 1 | USER00300 | 1 | 10 |
| 121. | M.T. Graves III | USER00044 | 1 | 10 |
| 122. | M.T. Graves Jr. | USER00044 | 1 | 10 |
| 123. | MacTavish | USER00840 | 1 | 10 |
| 124. | Mr. C | USER00503 | 1 | 10 |
| 125. | Ro Bagdasarian | USER01001 | 1 | 10 |
| 126. | star undertaker 2 | USER00692 | 1 | 10 |
| 127. | Stiffi Graf | USER02697 | 1 | 10 |
| 128. | Tank Gates | brianp88 | 1 | 10 |
| 129. | The Edge | CheetahisDead | 1 | 10 |
| 130. | Al Franken doesn't know shit! | USER00313 | 1 | 9 |
| 131. | ANTHONY GROH | USER00963 | 1 | 9 |
| 132. | Blood in the Water | USER00930 | 1 | 9 |
| 133. | Death List 2000 1 | USER00751 | 1 | 9 |
| 134. | Dem Bones 7 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 135. | DUBAYTOM | USER00375 | 1 | 9 |
| 136. | HINGE & SQUID 2 | USER00203 | 1 | 9 |
| 137. | Johnny B. Dead | USER00571 | 1 | 9 |
| 138. | Pope 07 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 139. | rmc4th 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 140. | Safdar Badami | USER00912 | 1 | 9 |
| 141. | Steve Silver 1 | USER00063 | 1 | 9 |
| 142. | Steve Silver 2 | USER00063 | 1 | 9 |
| 143. | suzy 2 | USER00175 | 1 | 9 |
| 144. | Tedster | USER00429 | 1 | 9 |
| 145. | timmydestructo 1 | USER00846 | 1 | 9 |
| 146. | TV Nut Job 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 147. | BRUNO 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 148. | Celebrity Clear-out | USER00883 | 1 | 8 |
| 149. | Dead On 2 | USER00827 | 1 | 8 |
| 150. | GG Doom Patrol 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 151. | Grim Rapper 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 152. | jamona 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 153. | JIM PENNELL | USER02710 | 1 | 8 |
| 154. | SeaPepto (What the hell...can't do worse than '99) | SeaPepto | 1 | 8 |
| 155. | suzy 1 | USER00175 | 1 | 8 |
| 156. | Team OBE 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 157. | Terror Tabby | USER00576 | 1 | 8 |
| 158. | Dryad 1 | USER00842 | 1 | 7 |
| 159. | Father McKenzie | USER00594 | 1 | 7 |
| 160. | Look What I Dud | USER00833 | 1 | 7 |
| 161. | Mark Mattheis 1 | USER00634 | 1 | 7 |
| 162. | Obit 2 | USER00059 | 1 | 7 |
| 163. | timmydestructo 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
| 164. | We have a piper down! 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
| 165. | AbraCadavers 1 | USER00165 | 1 | 6 |
| 166. | Becky B | USER00341 | 1 | 6 |
| 167. | Binford's BIG TOOL | USER00313 | 1 | 6 |
| 168. | Christopher Reeve's Tourettes Dammitt!! | USER02650 | 1 | 6 |
| 169. | I'm Comin Lizbeth 1 | USER00925 | 1 | 6 |
| 170. | Katy | USER00881 | 1 | 6 |
| 171. | MCB 1 | Deathscore | 1 | 6 |
| 172. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 1 | 6 |
| 173. | Raging Household Objects | USER00220 | 1 | 6 |
| 174. | RONNIE'S BOYZ | USER00422 | 1 | 6 |
| 175. | Snoopy21 | USER00773 | 1 | 6 |
| 176. | Straight to Hell | USER00306 | 1 | 6 |
| 177. | TROLL 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 6 |
| 178. | Wombat 2 | USER00242 | 1 | 6 |
| 179. | AbraCadavers 3: Hate List a-go-go | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 180. | Cadillac J | CadillacJ | 1 | 5 |
| 181. | Dr. Ziggy ER Stat | USER00893 | 1 | 5 |
| 182. | E. coli 1 | USER00453 | 1 | 5 |
| 183. | FlickaNC | USER00875 | 1 | 5 |
| 184. | Putnam's Cling Peaches in Heavy Syrup | USER02766 | 1 | 5 |
| 185. | Putnam's Stationwagon full of nuns | USER02766 | 1 | 5 |
| 186. | Team Toast 2K 1 | USER00160 | 1 | 5 |
| 187. | Team Toast 2K 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 188. | thecryptkickers | USER00940 | 1 | 5 |
| 189. | WHITESHOES 4 | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 190. | BairBones 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 4 |
| 191. | Da' Dead | USER00833 | 1 | 4 |
| 192. | die you bastards | USER00936 | 1 | 4 |
| 193. | Doug the Reaper 1 | USER00775 | 1 | 4 |
| 194. | FlamingoNut 1 | FlamingoNut | 1 | 4 |
| 195. | Jackass Jeff | USER00999 | 1 | 4 |
| 196. | jamona 2 | bruinmom | 1 | 4 |
| 197. | JMC HEARSE 1 | USER00997 | 1 | 4 |
| 198. | Mr. Sucktoad | USER00902 | 1 | 4 |
| 199. | MrJeff2000's Tomb of Terror | mrjeff2000 | 1 | 4 |
| 200. | Northern Reaper | USER00731 | 1 | 4 |
| 201. | Roger the Lodger | USER00825 | 1 | 4 |
| 202. | Snowden's Secret | USER00914 | 1 | 4 |
| 203. | star undertaker 1 | USER00692 | 1 | 4 |
| 204. | The Down Unders 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 4 |
| 205. | Wallris 2 | USER00395 | 1 | 4 |
| 206. | Wednesday 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 4 |
| 207. | ImJefAndYorNot | USER00382 | 1 | 3 |
| 208. | jbscooter | USER00357 | 1 | 3 |
| 209. | Jnik | USER00353 | 1 | 3 |
| 210. | Let's Hear It For Shawn Walters 1 | USER00581 | 1 | 3 |
| 211. | Russell Carter Artist Mgmt. | USER00577 | 1 | 3 |
| 212. | Tommy's Tele-Tubbies | USER00845 | 1 | 3 |
| 213. | AbraCadavers 2 | USER00165 | 1 | 2 |
| 214. | E. coli 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 2 |
| 215. | Frosty | USER00932 | 1 | 2 |
| 216. | Katy's Second Entry | USER00881 | 1 | 2 |
| 217. | No Such Thing as Karma | USER00841 | 1 | 2 |
| 218. | SaturnMadam | Saturn Madam | 1 | 2 |
| 219. | Schroom | USER00394 | 1 | 2 |
| 220. | Soul Hunter | Hunterbeer | 1 | 2 |
| 221. | Tom's B-List | USER00965 | 1 | 2 |
| 222. | Amy Sue 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 1 |
| 223. | Guess Who Died? 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 1 |
| 224. | laslow | USER00076 | 1 | 1 |
| 225. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Megan | USER00371 | 1 | 1 |
| 226. | Obit 7 | USER00965 | 1 | 1 |
| 227. | Tlhe Dirt Naps | shorty7ft | 1 | 1 |
| 228. | 69 Pimp | USER00550 | 0 | 0 |
| 229. | A Pope, A Hope, and A Dope | USER00788 | 0 | 0 |
| 230. | Andre, the King of pop 1 | USER00600 | 0 | 0 |
| 231. | Angelphan | USER00800 | 0 | 0 |
| 232. | Badger Kelley 1 | DJ Badger | 0 | 0 |
| 233. | Badger Kelley 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 234. | Belinda | USER00409 | 0 | 0 |
| 235. | BigGuy | USER00859 | 0 | 0 |
| 236. | Blackadder 3 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 237. | Blinkey Palermo Could Fix Anything | USER00661 | 0 | 0 |
| 238. | Bo Knows Death | USER00046 | 0 | 0 |
| 239. | Brian E. Baker | USER00871 | 0 | 0 |
| 240. | Brightheart | USER00992 | 0 | 0 |
| 241. | Bring On The Dead Presidents | USER03397 | 0 | 0 |
| 242. | Buffalo Bob 1 | USER01000 | 0 | 0 |
| 243. | Buffalo Bob 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 244. | Bury 'em Mariam | USER00406 | 0 | 0 |
| 245. | Charlie Don't Surf 2 | Charlie Dont Surf | 0 | 0 |
| 246. | Christopher Reeve's Crunchy Toejam | USER02650 | 0 | 0 |
| 247. | Cipher | USER00948 | 0 | 0 |
| 248. | Cockroach Patrol | USER01007 | 0 | 0 |
| 249. | Crematerry 1 | USER00785 | 0 | 0 |
| 250. | Crematerry 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 251. | Cross My Heart and Hope to Die 1 | USER00972 | 0 | 0 |
| 252. | Cross My Heart and Hope to Die 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 253. | Damnit Jim I'm DEATH not a DOCTOR | USER00047 | 0 | 0 |
| 254. | dave navarro's left nipple | USER00064 | 0 | 0 |
| 255. | dave navarro's right nipple | USER02718 | 0 | 0 |
| 256. | Days Are Numbered | USER02754 | 0 | 0 |
| 257. | Death List 2000 2 | USER00751 | 0 | 0 |
| 258. | Death List 2000 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 259. | deedso 1 | USER00896 | 0 | 0 |
| 260. | deedso 2 | USER00896 | 0 | 0 |
| 261. | Deej | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 262. | DefenseScum | laptoplg | 0 | 0 |
| 263. | Dick Gozinya 1 | USER00866 | 0 | 0 |
| 264. | Die You Fucking Cunts!!!! | filthy whore | 0 | 0 |
| 265. | Divorcedguy | USER00032 | 0 | 0 |
| 266. | Dog Breath Hopkins (-Burp-) | USER02822 | 0 | 0 |
| 267. | Dork, The Other White Meat | USER00802 | 0 | 0 |
| 268. | Dr. Anton Phibes | USER03389 | 0 | 0 |
| 269. | Dr. Jack Fanclub 1 | Chachi | 0 | 0 |
| 270. | Dr. Ridding 1 | qaqwex | 0 | 0 |
| 271. | Dr. Ridding 2 | qaqwex | 0 | 0 |
| 272. | Dr. Steve 1 | USER01002 | 0 | 0 |
| 273. | dragonslayer | USER00872 | 0 | 0 |
| 274. | Drop Dead Please | USER00459 | 0 | 0 |
| 275. | E. coli 2 | USER00453 | 0 | 0 |
| 276. | Eighty's Enough | USER00982 | 0 | 0 |
| 277. | Elliezaza | USER00789 | 0 | 0 |
| 278. | eriko | USER00913 | 0 | 0 |
| 279. | Fartin' Dust | USER00937 | 0 | 0 |
| 280. | Figgie's Forlorn Friends | USER01021 | 0 | 0 |
| 281. | FinestKind | USER00810 | 0 | 0 |
| 282. | FlamingoNut 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 283. | Friends of Dorothy 5 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 284. | Fuller Frontal 2 | USER00376 | 0 | 0 |
| 285. | Fullest Frontal 3 | USER00376 | 0 | 0 |
| 286. | gerganator | USER00818 | 0 | 0 |
| 287. | Ghouls, Incorporated | USER00538 | 0 | 0 |
| 288. | Go See God | USER03383 | 0 | 0 |
| 289. | Good Grief! | USER00227 | 0 | 0 |
| 290. | gravediggers 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 291. | Grim Rapper 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 292. | Grim Rapper 4 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 293. | Guess Who Died? 1 | USER00998 | 0 | 0 |
| 294. | Guess Who Died? 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 295. | Hamdancer | USER00938 | 0 | 0 |
| 296. | Happy New Year, Now Die... | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 297. | Hardanger | Hardanger Dies Today | 0 | 0 |
| 298. | Hate To See You Go | USER00309 | 0 | 0 |
| 299. | hawghead | USER00201 | 0 | 0 |
| 300. | Hayball | USER01023 | 0 | 0 |
| 301. | Hito Tetsuoto's Out With the Old... | USER00135 | 0 | 0 |
| 302. | Hittman | USER00941 | 0 | 0 |
| 303. | hock's house of pain | hop1962 | 0 | 0 |
| 304. | ILOVETHEDEAD 1 | USER00070 | 0 | 0 |
| 305. | ILOVETHEDEAD 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 306. | Jo 1 | USER00532 | 0 | 0 |
| 307. | Jo 2 | USER00532 | 0 | 0 |
| 308. | Jo 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 309. | JonTater44 | USER00506 | 0 | 0 |
| 310. | Julie (that bitch) 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 311. | KADDISHFORBERNIE | MOMMIYU | 0 | 0 |
| 312. | Karenk | USER00455 | 0 | 0 |
| 313. | kasey 1 | USER00308 | 0 | 0 |
| 314. | Kestra's Obvious | USER00095 | 0 | 0 |
| 315. | Kick It | USER02616 | 0 | 0 |
| 316. | killing them softly 1 | USER00740 | 0 | 0 |
| 317. | KimE | calvey | 0 | 0 |
| 318. | Kiss Of Death 1 | USER00984 | 0 | 0 |
| 319. | Kiss Of Death 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 320. | kokoro | USER00173 | 0 | 0 |
| 321. | Kurt Cobain School for Firearms Safety | USER02679 | 0 | 0 |
| 322. | La Muerte 2 | USER00001 | 0 | 0 |
| 323. | Lethal Morphine Injection | USER00927 | 0 | 0 |
| 324. | Library21 | Larry4444 | 0 | 0 |
| 325. | Liz | LizCat | 0 | 0 |
| 326. | M. Balmed 1 | MBalmed | 0 | 0 |
| 327. | Mario Bono | Mario Bono | 0 | 0 |
| 328. | Matt | USER00807 | 0 | 0 |
| 329. | mgclark56 2 | USER00804 | 0 | 0 |
| 330. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Mac | USER01011 | 0 | 0 |
| 331. | Ming | Ming | 0 | 0 |
| 332. | MORBID GAMBLE | USER03398 | 0 | 0 |
| 333. | MORBID WAGER | USER00985 | 0 | 0 |
| 334. | mOrBIT 2000.1 | USER00311 | 0 | 0 |
| 335. | Morgue-N-Fairchild 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 336. | Morpheus | Chicken at Tresky's | 0 | 0 |
| 337. | Mourning has Broken | USER00796 | 0 | 0 |
| 338. | mumodeath | USER00794 | 0 | 0 |
| 339. | Nan 1 | USER00693 | 0 | 0 |
| 340. | Nan 2 | USER00693 | 0 | 0 |
| 341. | Nan 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 342. | Nana94 1 | USER00865 | 0 | 0 |
| 343. | Nana94 2 | USER00865 | 0 | 0 |
| 344. | Nana94 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 345. | Native New Yorker | USER00950 | 0 | 0 |
| 346. | Natk | USER00797 | 0 | 0 |
| 347. | NatPasq 1 | pasquinade | 0 | 0 |
| 348. | NatPasq 2 | pasquinade | 0 | 0 |
| 349. | NatPasq 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 350. | nawlins funeral | USER00649 | 0 | 0 |
| 351. | Necro Phil and the Anorexic Skeleton | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 352. | Necro Phil Beholds a Pale Ford Pinto | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 353. | NewsieGal | USER00943 | 0 | 0 |
| 354. | newyawker | USER00686 | 0 | 0 |
| 355. | Nickedemous 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 356. | NINTHLIFE 2 | USER00718 | 0 | 0 |
| 357. | NO SHAME, NO SHAME | USER00809 | 0 | 0 |
| 358. | Noelle and James | USER00593 | 0 | 0 |
| 359. | Oh L | USER00661 | 0 | 0 |
| 360. | One Schott | USER02754 | 0 | 0 |
| 361. | Pookette | lsandelin | 0 | 0 |
| 362. | Pooky Gold Nuts | Jim | 0 | 0 |
| 363. | Poopy Daddy 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 364. | Pope 15 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 365. | Putnam's Cream Of Wheat & Cheese | Putnam's Tomahawk Chop | 0 | 0 |
| 366. | quarx.com | USER00468 | 0 | 0 |
| 367. | R.I.P. | People Meat | 0 | 0 |
| 368. | Ready For Freddy | USER00736 | 0 | 0 |
| 369. | Reap 'Em & Weep 1 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 370. | Reap 'Em & Weep 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 371. | Remains To Be Seen | USER00822 | 0 | 0 |
| 372. | Rigor Mortis | Bufordpusser | 0 | 0 |
| 373. | rmc4th 1 | USER00562 | 0 | 0 |
| 374. | Rock Climber | USER00939 | 0 | 0 |
| 375. | Rock N. Pneumonia | USER00482 | 0 | 0 |
| 376. | Rock N. Pneumonia, Jr. | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 377. | Roger Gowiththrottleup 1 | Roger Gowiththrottleup | 0 | 0 |
| 378. | Roginator | USER00828 | 0 | 0 |
| 379. | Rom | USER00420 | 0 | 0 |
| 380. | Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead | USER00622 | 0 | 0 |
| 381. | Sarcasm Man 1 | USER00312 | 0 | 0 |
| 382. | sezed | USER00771 | 0 | 0 |
| 383. | Shirley kelley | USER03401 | 0 | 0 |
| 384. | SIKDOC - JELLYVIRGIN | USER01018 | 0 | 0 |
| 385. | Six Foot Under League | USER02808 | 0 | 0 |
| 386. | Slaughtered Pigs | USER00917 | 0 | 0 |
| 387. | Soon B. Gonn | Edhead22 | 0 | 0 |
| 388. | Sooner Retard | USER02706 | 0 | 0 |
| 389. | Stiff Man Syndrome | USER00793 | 0 | 0 |
| 390. | Stooge | Stooge | 0 | 0 |
| 391. | Sugahbear | USER02792 | 0 | 0 |
| 392. | Sutrick's Buzzards | USER00855 | 0 | 0 |
| 393. | Team Sklar | USER00791 | 0 | 0 |
| 394. | Team Toast 2K 2 | USER00160 | 0 | 0 |
| 395. | TERM LIMIT | USER02751 | 0 | 0 |
| 396. | The Big E | USER00873 | 0 | 0 |
| 397. | The Bucca Shield | USER00882 | 0 | 0 |
| 398. | The Down Unders 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 399. | The Okie From Muskogee | USER02706 | 0 | 0 |
| 400. | The Salmon Moose | USER00787 | 0 | 0 |
| 401. | The Short Bus Driver | USER00878 | 0 | 0 |
| 402. | The Swinebladder Clarion 2 | USER00836 | 0 | 0 |
| 403. | The Swinebladder Clarion 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 404. | Thisismorefunthansex 1 | splittertogo | 0 | 0 |
| 405. | Thisismorefunthansex 2 | splittertogo | 0 | 0 |
| 406. | Three Dollar Bill | USER03386 | 0 | 0 |
| 407. | Tomoka E. 'Tommy' Gunn 1 (People ready to die) | USER00770 | 0 | 0 |
| 408. | TopSecret | Oh No You Ditten | 0 | 0 |
| 409. | Tricklenut | USER00574 | 0 | 0 |
| 410. | TROLL 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 411. | TT FLY TDD | USER03388 | 0 | 0 |
| 412. | ty12 | USER00844 | 0 | 0 |
| 413. | undertaker | USER00888 | 0 | 0 |
| 414. | Viva Las Vegas | USER00934 | 0 | 0 |
| 415. | VivaMolly 3 | USER00281 | 0 | 0 |
| 416. | wampyrjaeger 2 | USER00007 | 0 | 0 |
| 417. | waterczar 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 418. | WDB | USER00284 | 0 | 0 |
| 419. | We have a piper down! 1 | dryden2911 | 0 | 0 |
| 420. | We have a piper down! 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 421. | Wench27 | USER00806 | 0 | 0 |
| 422. | Wild Billy | USER02628 | 0 | 0 |
| 423. | Will Chill 1 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
| 424. | Will Chill 2 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
| 425. | Will Chill 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 426. | WISEGUYS DEAD | USER00919 | 0 | 0 |
| 427. | Woodsy 2 | USER00895 | 0 | 0 |
| 428. | Woodsy 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 429. | Would You Stupid Bastards Please Just Fall Over | USER00051 | 0 | 0 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004