This list was submitted by USER00963 on Saturday, January 1st, 2000 at 12:47 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Charles Schulz | February 12th, 2000 | 77 |
| 9 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
| 8 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 7 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 6 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 5 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 4 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 3 | Prince Rainier | April 6th, 2005 | 81 |
| 2 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 1 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 92 |
| 19 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003