Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Mark Sandman

    Mark Sandman

    would have been 74 today
    September 24th, 1952 — July 3rd, 1999

    Exit Sandman.

  • Phil Hartman

    Phil Hartman

    would have been 78 today
    September 24th, 1948 — May 28th, 1998

    This is a weird one. He was a celebrity AND a Canadian, and we still liked him. Go figure.

  • Linda McCartney

    Linda McCartney

    would have been 85 today
    September 24th, 1941 — April 17th, 1998

    We think Paul really put things in the proper perspective when he said, "Go veggie."

  • John Brunner

    John Brunner

    would have been 92 today
    September 24th, 1934 — August 26th, 1995

    Johnny, we hardly knew ye. In fact, who the hell were ye?

  • Alfredo Kraus

    Alfredo Kraus

    would have been 99 today
    September 24th, 1927 — September 10th, 1999

    Vita e mobile, vita e mobile.

  • Jim McKay

    Jim McKay

    would have been 105 today
    September 24th, 1921 — June 7th, 2008

    He's all gone.

  • Audra Lindley

    Audra Lindley

    would have been 108 today
    September 24th, 1918 — October 16th, 1997

    Forget Mrs. Roper — she's a no-hoper.

  • Don Porter

    Don Porter

    would have been 114 today
    September 24th, 1912 — February 11th, 1997

    When Gidget used to squeal "Daddy'll just die!" she didn't know how right she was. He just died.

  • Sarah Knauss

    Sarah Knauss

    would have been 146 today
    September 24, 1880 — December 30th, 1999

    Forget not famous, she's not even part of the conversation anymore.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Kitten Natividad

    Kitten Natividad · 74

    died 4 years ago today
    February 13th, 1948 — September 24th, 2022

    Vital stats for this exotic dancer:

    44 inch bust

    That's as far as we got.

  • Judith Exner

    Judith Exner · 65

    died 27 years ago today
    January 11th, 1934 — September 24th, 1999

    She may or may not have slept with JFK when he was President, but she's sure as hell sleeping with him now.

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