Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Chandra Levy
would have been 49 today
April 14th, 1977 — May 1st, 2001Do you really care? Really?
Why?
Pete Rose
would have been 85 today
April 14th, 1941 — September 30th, 2024Bet he didn't see that coming.
Loretta Lynn
would have been 92 today
April 14th, 1934 — October 4th, 2022From 1963 to 1983, she made on average two albums a YEAR. Then one every 3 years until 2003. Then a bunch after that. No wonder she died.
Roberto de Vicenzo
would have been 103 today
April 14th, 1923 — June 1st, 2017What a stupid he was.
Valerie Hobson
would have been 109 today
April 14th, 1917 — November 13th, 1998Talk about bad luck. First, she's born a Brit. Then, her husband is exposed as the central figure in a big sex and security scandal, but it happens 30 years before Hard Copy, so she can't cash in. Now she's dead, and she's only on one list! What a pisser.
John Gielgud
would have been 122 today
April 14th, 1904 — May 21st, 2000Over the course of his career, he portrayed 9 Lords, 6 Kings, 4 Popes, 3 Prime Ministers, a couple of Saints, various military officers, Merlin the Magician, Cassius AND Julius Caesar, an orchestra conductor, a headmaster, a Marquis, and the houseboy of an idiot who's so pickled that he falls in love with Liza Minnelli. Guess that about covers it.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Bernie Madoff · 82
died 5 years ago today
April 29th, 1938 — April 14th, 2021The thing about pyramids is that there’s *always* a little prick at the top.
Hank Steinbrenner · 63
died 6 years ago today
April 2nd, 1957 — April 14th, 2020Fortunate Son
Don Ho · 76
died 19 years ago today
August 13th, 1930 — April 14th, 2007Not of the nappy-headed variety, but a Ho just the same.Anthony Newley
died 27 years ago today
— April 14th, 1999Start the world again. He's off.Ellen Corby
died 27 years ago today
— April 14th, 1999Goodnight, Grandma.Maurice Stans
died 28 years ago today
— April 14th, 1998Some people called him a space cowboy.Burl Ives
died 31 years ago today
— April 14th, 1995He didn't even care if Jimmy cracked corn, so fuck him.
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