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  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Chris Henry

    Chris Henry

    would have been 43 today
    May 17th, 1983 — December 17th, 2009

    His contract specifically said: No Pickup Games.

  • Simon Fuller

    Simon Fuller · 66

    (b) May 17th, 1960


  • Bob Saget

    Bob Saget

    would have been 70 today
    May 17th, 1956 — January 9th, 2022

    He went from Full House to raunchy stand up comedy. That is how you spell HERO.

  • Pervis Jackson

    Pervis Jackson

    would have been 88 today
    May 17th, 1938 — August 18th, 2008

    Despite his repeated assurances to the contrary, it now appears that the bass vocalist for the Spinners will not, in fact, be around.

  • Dennis Hopper

    Dennis Hopper

    would have been 90 today
    May 17th, 1936 — May 29th, 2010

    Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?

  • Birgit Nilsson

    Birgit Nilsson

    would have been 108 today
    May 17th, 1918 — December 25th, 2005

    Of all the opera singers to come out of Västra Karup in Skåne (roughly 60 miles north of Malmö), she was our favorite.

  • Archibald Cox

    Archibald Cox

    would have been 114 today
    May 17th, 1912 — May 29th, 2004

    Quite an interesting choice for a man going into politics, but Archie decided to keep the name he'd used throughout his porno career.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Superstar Billy Graham

    Superstar Billy Graham · 79

    died 3 years ago today
    June 7th, 1943 — May 17th, 2023

    Hre was a wrestler, with a name like a preacher, a beard like a biker, earrings like a socialite, and clothes like a circus clown. How do you not like this guy?

  • Donna Summer

    Donna Summer · 63

    died 14 years ago today
    December 31st, 1948 — May 17th, 2012

    Last dance.

  • Harmon Killebrew

    Harmon Killebrew · 74

    died 15 years ago today
    June 29th, 1936 — May 17th, 2011

    Hall of Famer with 573 home runs, including a 520 footer in 1967 - and we still thought he had something to do with beer.

  • Frank Gorshin

    Frank Gorshin · 72

    died 21 years ago today
    April 5th, 1933 — May 17th, 2005

    Riddled with cancer.

  • Tony Randall

    Tony Randall · 84

    died 22 years ago today
    February 26th, 1920 — May 17th, 2004

    He fathered his first child at the age of 77, and then did it again when he was 79.


    Felix ...?

  • Dave Berg

    Dave Berg · 81

    died 24 years ago today
    June 12th, 1920 — May 17th, 2002

    Have a look at the darker side, Dave.

  • Paul Bartel

    Paul Bartel · 61

    died 26 years ago today
    August 6th, 1938 — May 17th, 2000

    He gave us Death Race 2000, and then he won the damned thing.

  • Henry Jones

    Henry Jones · 86

    died 27 years ago today
    August 1st, 1912 — May 17th, 1999

    Something is happening, but you don't know what it is. Do you, Mr. Jones?

  • Johnny

    Johnny "Guitar" Watson · 61

    died 30 years ago today
    February 3rd, 1935 — May 17th, 1996

    The axe has fallen.

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