Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Lane Kiffin · 51
(b) May 9th, 1975
Tony Gwynn
would have been 66 today
May 9th, 1960 — June 16th, 2014His nicknames were "Mr. Padre" and "Captain Video". Really? That's the best anyone could do for an 18 time all-star, 7 time silver slugger and 5 time golden glove award winner? How about "The San Diego Hammer" or "Black Lightning"? Jesus - do we have to think up EVERYTHING around here?
James Brooks · 86
(b) May 9th, 1940
Albert Finney
would have been 90 today
May 9th, 1936 — February 7th, 2019Deady Warbucks
Glenda Jackson
would have been 90 today
May 9th, 1936 — June 15th, 2023She won the Academy Award for Best Actress twice, and didn't show to collect either time because she had other commitments. Wow.
Pancho Gonzales
would have been 98 today
May 9th, 1928 — July 3rd, 1995He was Andre Agassi's brother-in-law. Somebody somewhere was robbing the cradle, that's just all there is to it.
Johnny Grant
would have been 103 today
May 9th, 1923 — January 9th, 2008Could there possibly be a more useless title in the universe than "Honorary Mayor of Hollywood"? No, we don't think so either.
Frank Perdue
would have been 106 today
May 9th, 1920 — March 31st, 2005A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'
Mike Wallace
would have been 108 today
May 9th, 1918 — April 7th, 2012tick ... tick ... tick ... tick ...
Hank Snow
would have been 112 today
May 9th, 1914 — December 20th, 1999Didn't stick.
Harry Simeone
would have been 115 today
May 9th, 1911 — February 22nd, 2005No, dude, we definitely do not hear what you hear.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Roger Corman · 98
died 2 years ago today
April 5th, 1926 — May 9th, 2024They called him "The Pope of Pop Cinema". Whatever. He's dead.
Little Richard · 87
died 6 years ago today
December 5th, 1932 — May 9th, 2020From the early, early mornin' till the early, early night
The embalmer dealin' with this hairdo gonna say it still ain't right.
Michael Parks · 77
died 9 years ago today
April 24th, 1940 — May 9th, 2017Parked now, for sure.
Vidal Sassoon · 84
died 14 years ago today
January 17th, 1928 — May 9th, 2012I guess we don't look good.
Lena Horne · 92
died 16 years ago today
June 30th, 1917 — May 9th, 2010Please forward all mail to The Cabin in the Sky.
Chuck Daly · 78
died 17 years ago today
July 20th, 1930 — May 9th, 2009Might as well now.
Alan King · 76
died 22 years ago today
December 26th, 1927 — May 9th, 2004The king is dead. What a schmuck.
Alice Faye · 83
died 28 years ago today
May 5th, 1915 — May 9th, 1998Alice doesn't live anywhere anymore.
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