Newest Stiffs:

  • Henry Kissinger

    Henry Kissinger · 100

    May 27th, 1923 — November 29th, 2023

    He was the guy who said "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac". Good thing, too - because he's uglier than a mud fence.

  • Rosalyn Carter

    Rosalyn Carter · 96

    August 18th, 1927 — November 19th, 2023

    She won the Presidential Medal of Freedom, is in the Women's Hall of Fame, won countless awards, and has four degrees. She was also married to some sort of politician.

  • Bobby Knight

    Bobby Knight · 83

    October 25th, 1940 — November 1st, 2023

    Weird that he died of a heart attack. He was such a calm, collected guy.

  • Matthew Perry

    Matthew Perry · 54

    August 19th, 1969 — October 28th, 2023

    Mental note: make sure you have Friends that know how to swim.

  • Jimmy Buffett

    Jimmy Buffett · 76

    December 25th, 1946 — September 1st, 2023

    Key South.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Morton Downey

    Morton Downey

    would have been 80 today
    December 9th, 1943 — March 12th, 2001

    Maybe those skinheads finally got him ....

  • Junior Wells

    Junior Wells

    would have been 89 today
    December 9th, 1934 — January 6th, 1998

    Now learning to play a whole new kind of harp.

  • Dame Judi Dench · 89

    (b) December 9th, 1934

  • Buck Henry

    Buck Henry

    would have been 93 today
    December 9th, 1930 — January 8th, 2020

    Say what you will about the guy who played the pedophile babysitter on SNL - we liked him.

  • Dick Van Patten

    Dick Van Patten

    would have been 95 today
    December 9th, 1928 — June 23rd, 2015

    Eight is clearly no longer enough.

  • Kirk Douglas

    Kirk Douglas

    would have been 107 today
    December 9th, 1916 — February 5th, 2020

    Now in a gunfight at the way, WAY less than OK Corral.

  • Douglas Fairbanks

    Douglas Fairbanks

    would have been 114 today
    December 9th, 1909 — May 7th, 2000

    Gunga done.

  • Dalton Trumbo

    Dalton Trumbo

    would have been 118 today
    December 9th, 1905 — September 10th, 1976

    Who are we kidding? He was probably a commie.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Mary Ann Mobley

    Mary Ann Mobley · 75

    died 9 years ago today
    February 17th, 1939 — December 9th, 2014


  • Gene Barry

    Gene Barry · 90

    died 14 years ago today
    June 14th, 1919 — December 9th, 2009

    A longtime cabaret and touring stage performer, Mr. Barry played President Richard M. Nixon in a 1982 Atlanta production of "Watergate: A Musical." Can't believe that wasn't a bigger hit.

  • Paul Simon

    Paul Simon · 75

    died 20 years ago today
    November 29th, 1928 — December 9th, 2003

    There goes two-timin' Simon

  • Archie Moore

    Archie Moore · 81

    died 25 years ago today
    December 13th, 1916 — December 9th, 1998

    In his amazing 27-year career, he knocked out more opponents than any other boxer (141), and was the only man to face both Rocky Marciano and Muhammad Ali. Sure, he lost this battle, but look how much softening up it took before Death could count him out.

  • Mary Leakey

    Mary Leakey · 83

    died 27 years ago today
    February 6th, 1913 — December 9th, 1996

    Night night, monkey lady.

  • Douglas

    Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan · 88

    died 28 years ago today
    January 22nd, 1907 — December 9th, 1995

    Probably blames this on an instrument malfunction, too.

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