Newest Stiffs:

  • O.J. Simpson

    O.J. Simpson · 76

    July 9th, 1947 — April 10th, 2024

    If the cancer don't fit, you must just quit.

  • Louis Gossett

    Louis Gossett · 87

    May 27th, 1936 — March 29th, 2024

    He had nowhere else to go.

  • Joseph Lieberman

    Joseph Lieberman · 82

    February 24th, 1942 — March 27th, 2024

    He helped create the Department of Homeland Security, kneecapped the ACA, and was the leader of No Labels. So, yeah.

  • Steve Lawrence

    Steve Lawrence · 88

    July 8th, 1935 — March 7th, 2024

    Go away, little boy.

  • Richard Lewis

    Richard Lewis · 76

    June 29th, 1947 — February 27th, 2024


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Topher Grace

    Topher Grace · 46

    (b) July 12th, 1978

  • Brock Lesnar

    Brock Lesnar · 47

    (b) July 12th, 1977

  • Benny Parsons

    Benny Parsons

    would have been 83 today
    July 12th, 1941 — January 16th, 2007

    Threw a rod.

  • Bill Cosby

    Bill Cosby · 87

    (b) July 12th, 1937

  • Van Cliburn

    Van Cliburn

    would have been 90 today
    July 12th, 1934 — February 27th, 2013

    He won the first quadrennial International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in Moscow at age 23, which means there is absolutely no chance he ever got laid. Have a little respect.

  • Mark Hatfield

    Mark Hatfield

    would have been 102 today
    July 12th, 1922 — August 7th, 2011

    Well, at least the McCoys are happy.

  • Andrew Wyeth

    Andrew Wyeth

    would have been 107 today
    July 12th, 1917 — January 16th, 2009

    Easel come, easel go.

  • Milton Berle

    Milton Berle

    would have been 116 today
    July 12th, 1908 — March 27th, 2002

    Rumor has it his coffin features a sidecar.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Sherwood Schwartz

    Sherwood Schwartz · 94

    died 13 years ago today
    November 14th, 1916 — July 12th, 2011

    So long, little buddy.

  • Bobby Murcer

    Bobby Murcer · 62

    died 16 years ago today
    May 20th, 1946 — July 12th, 2008

    The only good Yankee is a dead Yankee.

  • Tony Snow

    Tony Snow · 53

    died 16 years ago today
    June 1st, 1955 — July 12th, 2008

    It's like Christmas in July!

  • Isabel Sanford

    Isabel Sanford · 86

    died 20 years ago today
    August 29th, 1917 — July 12th, 2004

    She's a-movin' on in (movin' on in) to the hillside ....

  • Benny Carter

    Benny Carter · 95

    died 21 years ago today
    August 8th, 1907 — July 12th, 2003

    The King is dead. Long live the King.

  • John Chancellor

    John Chancellor · 68

    died 28 years ago today
    July 14th, 1927 — July 12th, 1996

    Somewhere in custody.

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