Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Rosemary Clooney
would have been 98 today
May 23rd, 1928 — June 29th, 2002Listen ... you can almost hear her sing ... 'Come on-a my hearse, a-my-y hearse, I'm gonna give-a you cancer ....'
Betty Garrett
would have been 107 today
May 23rd, 1919 — February 12th, 2011From On The Town to under it.
Artie Shaw
would have been 116 today
May 23rd, 1910 — December 30th, 2004What the fuck is a beguine, anyway?
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Roger Moore · 89
died 9 years ago today
October 14th, 1927 — May 23rd, 2017Moore is less.
John Nash · 86
died 11 years ago today
June 13th, 1928 — May 23rd, 2015Soon to be maximumly minimal.
Utah Phillips · 73
died 18 years ago today
May 15th, 1935 — May 23rd, 2008Moose Turd Pie was his big hit. Heard enough?
Lloyd Bentsen · 77
died 20 years ago today
February 11th, 1929 — May 23rd, 2006You wouldn't know it to look at him, but this guy was a billion laughs. He fucked a goat once.
Sam Snead · 89
died 24 years ago today
May 27th, 1912 — May 23rd, 2002Too many strokes.
Owen Hart · 34
died 27 years ago today
May 7th, 1965 — May 23rd, 1999The word is that he did it on purpose, as a tribute to the memory and spirit of Dinky Patterson.
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| 2. | 2026 Autopsy Listing | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | 2026 Corpse Train | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | 2026 Inductees #1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | 2026 Inductees #2 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | 2026 Inductees #3 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | 2026 List | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 3 | 0 | 0 |