Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Buddy Miles
would have been 79 today
September 5th, 1947 — February 26th, 2008Just another one of them changes, huh, Buddy?
Raquel Welch
would have been 86 today
September 5th, 1940 — February 15th, 2023She graduated with honors from high school, went to church every Sunday, and had an absolutely amazing rack.
John Stewart
would have been 87 today
September 5th, 1939 — January 19th, 2008There's people out there turning you into gold, buddy.
Bob Newhart
would have been 97 today
September 5th, 1929 — July 18th, 2024If you suggest that his finest work wasn't his role in Elf, we will FIGHT YOU.
Jack Valenti
would have been 105 today
September 5th, 1921 — April 26th, 2007This guy, however, was a total stuffed shirt.
Frank Shuster
would have been 110 today
September 5th, 1916 — January 13th, 2002Canadian.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Robert Mugabe · 95
died 7 years ago today
February 21st, 1924 — September 5th, 2019He resigned as the leader of Zimbabwe, right in the middle of his impeachment hearings.
Just sayin'.
Phyllis Schlafly · 92
died 10 years ago today
August 15th, 1924 — September 5th, 2016A woman's place is in the cemetery.
Allen Funt · 84
died 27 years ago today
September 16th, 1914 — September 5th, 1999Smile! You're dead!
Alan Clark · 71
died 27 years ago today
April 13th, 1928 — September 5th, 1999Sounds like he was kind of a swinger, except for the stories of him flirting with Margaret Thatcher. Eeuuuuuuu.
Leo Penn · 77
died 28 years ago today
August 27th, 1921 — September 5th, 1998The pen may be mightier than the sword, but cancer'll kick your ass no matter what your last name is.
Mother Teresa · 87
died 29 years ago today
August 27th, 1910 — September 5th, 1997We did a ton of research to come up with something really nasty to say about her on this page. She was a terrible poker player.
Georg Solti · 84
died 29 years ago today
October 21st, 1912 — September 5th, 1997A textbook case of acute vowel deficiency.
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