Newest Stiffs:
Bernie Madoff · 82
April 29th, 1938 — April 14th, 2021
The thing about pyramids is that there’s *always* a little prick at the top.
Prince Philip · 99
June 10th, 1921 — April 9th, 2021
Well, well, well. Looks like QE2 is on the market again, fellas.
Beverly Cleary · 104
April 12th, 1916 — March 25th, 2021
She was a beloved author who inspired tens of millions of children to read. Her biggest scandal was - gasp! - marrying a Roman Catholic in 1940. YOU try to think of a witty obituary, smartass.
George Segal · 87
February 13th, 1934 — March 23rd, 2021
Yet another highly-acclaimed Jewish banjo-playing actor passes away.
Yaphet Kotto · 81
November 15th, 1939 — March 15th, 2021
As Dr. Kananga, he had one of the best Bond villain deaths ever. In real life, probably less dramatic.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Henry Nasiff
would have been 59 today
April 20th, 1962 — September 4th, 2001He had the body of a dwarf, but the talent of a midget.
Luther Vandross
would have been 70 today
April 20th, 1951 — July 1st, 2005Not here. Not now.
Steve Spurrier · 76
(b) April 20th, 1945
Ryan O'Neal · 80
(b) April 20th, 1941
George Takei · 84
(b) April 20th, 1937
Tito Puente
would have been 98 today
April 20th, 1923 — May 31st, 2000We've been listening to him for years. Oye como fue.
Mother Angelica
would have been 98 today
April 20th, 1923 — March 27th, 2016She dedicated her life to serving the church, and in return had a stroke on Christmas Eve and died on Easter. Nice, God. Real nice.
Stanley Marcus
would have been 101 today
April 20th, 1920 — January 22nd, 2002And take that bastard Nieman with you!
John Paul Stevens
would have been 101 today
April 20th, 1920 — July 16th, 2019In the matter of Grim Reaper v. Stevens, the finding is for the plaintiff.
Betty Gerson
would have been 107 today
April 20th, 1914 — January 12th, 1999If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.
Lionel Hampton
would have been 113 today
April 20th, 1908 — August 31st, 2002Flying home.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Chyna · 45
died 5 years ago today
December 27th, 1970 — April 20th, 2016She wrestled chicks, filmed with dicks, and now she's on the river Styx.
Rubin "Hurricane" Carter · 76
died 7 years ago today
May 6th, 1937 — April 20th, 2014Today's forecast: 0% chance of hurricane.
Charlie Whittingham · 86
died 22 years ago today
April 13th, 1913 — April 20th, 1999Looks like it's the glue factory for ol' Charlie.
Senor Wences · 103
died 22 years ago today
April 17, 1896 — April 20th, 1999He made it to 103. Apparently, the extraordinary relationship he enjoyed with his right hand didn't hurt him any.
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The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard
Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …
| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Race 2021 | 8 | 48 |
| 2. | Deathriderfreebie | 7 | 45 |
| 3. | Zsigmond Follies | 7 | 44 |
| 4. | Cemetery Girls 3 | 7 | 43 |
| 5. | Figureeighter | 7 | 42 |
| 6. | Death's Doorstep 3 | 7 | 40 |
| 7. | Mbalmed 1 | 6 | 41 |
| 8. | Mbalmed 3 | 6 | 41 |
| 9. | Spitting Up Blood | 6 | 41 |
| 10. | Deathrider2021 | 6 | 40 |