Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Tom Mees

    Tom Mees

    would have been 77 today
    October 13th, 1949 — August 14th, 1996

    Excellent Swimmer? Perhaps Not.

  • Nusrat Ali Khan

    Nusrat Ali Khan

    would have been 78 today
    October 13th, 1948 — August 16th, 1997

    And the hard-partying Qawwali lifestyle claims another victim.

  • Jerry Jones · 84

    (b) October 13th, 1942


  • Paul Simon

    Paul Simon · 85

    (b) October 13th, 1941


  • Eddie Mathews

    Eddie Mathews

    would have been 95 today
    October 13th, 1931 — February 18th, 2001

    From the hot corner to a cold, wooden box.

  • Margaret Thatcher

    Margaret Thatcher

    would have been 101 today
    October 13th, 1925 — April 8th, 2013

    Being nicknamed "The Iron Lady" by the Brits is like being named "World's toughest" by the Boy Scouts. We're not impressed.

  • Lou Saban

    Lou Saban

    would have been 105 today
    October 13th, 1921 — March 29th, 2009

    Football coach - from when the footballs and helmets were made out of the same stuff.

  • Laraine Day

    Laraine Day

    would have been 106 today
    October 13th, 1920 — November 10th, 2007

    Call Dr. Kildare. Or don't.

  • Herbert Block

    Herbert Block

    would have been 117 today
    October 13th, 1909 — October 7th, 2001

    Deaduck.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Gary Collins

    Gary Collins · 74

    died 14 years ago today
    April 30th, 1938 — October 13th, 2012

    He hosted the Miss America pageant and then married a former Miss America. Sounds like a conflict of interest to us.

  • Al Martino

    Al Martino · 82

    died 17 years ago today
    October 7th, 1927 — October 13th, 2009

    Now he doesn't even have ONE heart.

  • Stephen Ambrose

    died 24 years ago today
    — October 13th, 2002

    History.

  • Gus Hall

    died 26 years ago today
    — October 13th, 2000

    The grave they buried him in is actually shared by several people. It's a communist plot.

  • Marvin Wood

    died 27 years ago today
    — October 13th, 1999

    Stiff as a board.

  • Le Tho

    died 36 years ago today
    — October 13th, 1990

    He turned down a Nobel Peace Price. What an asshole.

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