Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Andre Agassi

    Andre Agassi · 56

    (b) April 29th, 1970


  • Eve Plumb

    Eve Plumb · 68

    (b) April 29th, 1958


  • Daniel Day-Lewis

    Daniel Day-Lewis · 69

    (b) April 29th, 1957


  • Jerry Seinfeld

    Jerry Seinfeld · 72

    (b) April 29th, 1954


  • Dale Earnhardt

    Dale Earnhardt

    would have been 75 today
    April 29th, 1951 — February 18th, 2001

    What?! No airbag!??!

  • Bernie Madoff

    Bernie Madoff

    would have been 88 today
    April 29th, 1938 — April 14th, 2021

    The thing about pyramids is that there’s *always* a little prick at the top.

  • Rod McKuen

    Rod McKuen

    would have been 93 today
    April 29th, 1933 — January 29th, 2015

    He tried out ranch hand, surveyor, railroad worker, lumberjack, rodeo cowboy, stuntman, and radio disk jockey before he landed on poetry. We can't figure out if he did it FOR the girls or because he HATED girls.

  • Lonnie Donegan

    Lonnie Donegan

    would have been 95 today
    April 29th, 1931 — November 3rd, 2002

    Rapidly losing his flavor.

  • Robert Tisch

    Robert Tisch

    would have been 100 today
    April 29th, 1926 — November 15th, 2005

    Some rich old asshole.

  • Celeste Holm

    Celeste Holm

    would have been 109 today
    April 29th, 1917 — July 15th, 2012

    Married a 41 year old guy when she turned 87. What a slut.

  • Donald Mills

    Donald Mills

    would have been 111 today
    April 29th, 1915 — November 13th, 1999

    Last surviving member of a small, yet fervent cult of deviants who promoted their bizarre agenda of perversion with such musical propaganda as "Swing It Sister," "When You Were Sweet Sixteen" and "You Always Hurt The One You Love.

  • Fred Zinnemann

    Fred Zinnemann

    would have been 119 today
    April 29th, 1907 — March 14th, 1997

    By all accounts, his is a body of work that speaks for itself. Guess it'll have to, 'cause he's dead.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Amarillo Slim

    Amarillo Slim · 83

    died 14 years ago today
    December 31st, 1928 — April 29th, 2012

    And getting slimmer all the time.

  • Albert Hofmann

    Albert Hofmann · 102

    died 18 years ago today
    January 11th, 1906 — April 29th, 2008

    Now he knows what it's like to be dead.

  • John Galbraith

    John Galbraith · 97

    died 20 years ago today
    October 15th, 1908 — April 29th, 2006

    Too many names, not enough working organs.

  • Mike Royko

    Mike Royko · 64

    died 29 years ago today
    September 19th, 1932 — April 29th, 1997

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Owen.
    Owen who?
    0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.

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