Newest Stiffs:

  • Peter Fonda

    Peter Fonda · 79

    February 23rd, 1940 — August 16th, 2019

    Farted Open
    Raped Often
    Deaf Pen Rot

    Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.

    Reaped Font
    Patron Feed
    Defeat Porn

    Now is one of those times.

  • Rutger Hauer

    Rutger Hauer · 75

    January 23rd, 1944 — July 19th, 2019

    Aside from Blade Runner, we think his greatest performance was multiple appearances in something called "Direct to DVD"

  • John Paul Stevens

    John Paul Stevens · 99

    April 20th, 1920 — July 16th, 2019

    In the matter of Grim Reaper v. Stevens, the finding is for the plaintiff.

  • Jim Bouton

    Jim Bouton · 80

    March 8th, 1939 — July 10th, 2019

    He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

    Anyway, he's dead.

  • Ross Perot

    Ross Perot · 89

    June 27th, 1930 — July 9th, 2019

    Remember when we all thought he was too crazy to run for President? Boy - those were the days, huh?

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Robert De Niro

    Robert De Niro · 76

    (b) August 17th, 1943

  • Jiang Zemin

    Jiang Zemin · 93

    (b) August 17th, 1926

  • Maureen O'Hara

    Maureen O'Hara

    would have been 99 today
    August 17th, 1920 — October 24th, 2015

    The last thing she did was a TV movie in 2000 called The Last Dance. That works for us.

  • Charles Simons

    Charles Simons

    would have been 103 today
    August 17th, 1916 — October 26th, 1999

    He was Strom Thurmond's former law partner, which somehow raises a glimmer of hope in the eyes of millions.

  • W. Mark Felt

    W. Mark Felt

    would have been 106 today
    August 17th, 1913 — December 18th, 2008

    Deeper than ever.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Yvonne Craig

    Yvonne Craig · 78

    died 4 years ago today
    May 16th, 1937 — August 17th, 2015


  • Bobby Thomson

    Bobby Thomson · 86

    died 9 years ago today
    October 25th, 1923 — August 17th, 2010

    The shot heard round the underworld.

  • Eddie Griffin

    Eddie Griffin · 25

    died 12 years ago today
    May 30th, 1982 — August 17th, 2007

    He may have been a great power forward, but not up against a moving train.

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(d) June 28th, 2009