Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Donna D'Errico · 58
(b) March 30th, 1968
Celine Dion · 58
(b) March 30th, 1968
MC Hammer · 64
(b) March 30th, 1962
Doug Wickenheiser
would have been 65 today
March 30th, 1961 — January 12th, 1999Hockey is a very rough sport. Of course, Doug died of lung cancer, but it doesn't change the fact that hockey is a very rough sport.
Paul Reiser · 69
(b) March 30th, 1957
Randy VanWarmer
would have been 71 today
March 30th, 1955 — January 12th, 2004Just when we needed him least.
Eric Clapton · 80
(b) March 30th, 1946
Warren Beatty · 89
(b) March 30th, 1937
Richard Dysart
would have been 97 today
March 30th, 1929 — April 5th, 2015Case closed.
Frankie Laine
would have been 113 today
March 30th, 1913 — February 6th, 2007Cross him off, add 'em up,
Add 'em up, cross him off,
Count him out, he's a stiff,
Goodbye!
Brooke Astor
would have been 124 today
March 30th, 1902 — August 13th, 2007And with her final philanthropic act, she makes 531 players a little richer. Nice lady.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
G. Gordon Liddy · 90
died 5 years ago today
November 30th, 1930 — March 30th, 2021Weird how Watergate doesn't even seem that bad anymore.
Alistair Cooke · 95
died 22 years ago today
November 20th, 1908 — March 30th, 2004Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
Michael Jeter · 50
died 23 years ago today
August 26th, 1952 — March 30th, 2003You probably remember him from stuff like The Fisher King and The Green Mile - but what about his theatre work in Greater Tuna? No?
Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon · 94
died 24 years ago today
August 4th, 1907 — March 30th, 2002When she finally died, she was 101 ... proof!
Gary Morton · 74
died 27 years ago today
December 19th, 1924 — March 30th, 1999This guy was the salt of the Earth.
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