Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Henry Nasiff
would have been 64 today
April 20th, 1962 — September 4th, 2001He had the body of a dwarf, but the talent of a midget.
Luther Vandross
would have been 75 today
April 20th, 1951 — July 1st, 2005Not here. Not now.
Steve Spurrier · 81
(b) April 20th, 1945
Ryan O'Neal
would have been 85 today
April 20th, 1941 — December 8th, 2023Tough call on his best film here. It was either Love Story or An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn. Thoughts?
George Takei · 89
(b) April 20th, 1937
Tito Puente
would have been 103 today
April 20th, 1923 — May 31st, 2000We've been listening to him for years. Oye como fue.
Mother Angelica
would have been 103 today
April 20th, 1923 — March 27th, 2016She dedicated her life to serving the church, and in return had a stroke on Christmas Eve and died on Easter. Nice, God. Real nice.
Stanley Marcus
would have been 106 today
April 20th, 1920 — January 22nd, 2002And take that bastard Nieman with you!
John Paul Stevens
would have been 106 today
April 20th, 1920 — July 16th, 2019In the matter of Grim Reaper v. Stevens, the finding is for the plaintiff.
Betty Gerson
would have been 112 today
April 20th, 1914 — January 12th, 1999If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.
Lionel Hampton
would have been 118 today
April 20th, 1908 — August 31st, 2002Flying home.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Chyna · 45
died 10 years ago today
December 27th, 1970 — April 20th, 2016She wrestled chicks, filmed with dicks, and now she's on the river Styx.
Rubin "Hurricane" Carter · 76
died 12 years ago today
May 6th, 1937 — April 20th, 2014Today's forecast: 0% chance of hurricane.
Charlie Whittingham · 86
died 27 years ago today
April 13th, 1913 — April 20th, 1999Looks like it's the glue factory for ol' Charlie.
Senor Wences · 103
died 27 years ago today
April 17, 1896 — April 20th, 1999He made it to 103. Apparently, the extraordinary relationship he enjoyed with his right hand didn't hurt him any.
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