Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Al Gore · 78
(b) March 31st, 1948
Gabe Kaplan · 81
(b) March 31st, 1945
Christopher Walken · 83
(b) March 31st, 1943
Barney Frank · 86
(b) March 31st, 1940
Herb Alpert · 91
(b) March 31st, 1935
Richard Chamberlain
would have been 92 today
March 31st, 1934 — March 29th, 2025This guy won the Golden Apple Award for Most Cooperative Actor - two years IN A ROW!
Shirley Jones · 92
(b) March 31st, 1934
Gordie Howe
would have been 98 today
March 31st, 1928 — June 10th, 2016A stroke. That's howe.
Leo Buscaglia
would have been 102 today
March 31st, 1924 — June 12th, 1998Hug this, you fruitcake you.
Richard Kiley
would have been 104 today
March 31st, 1922 — March 5th, 1999He made a name for himself by singing "The Impossible Dream" on Broadway and by fencing small appliances in the garment district.
Lowell Fulson
would have been 105 today
March 31st, 1921 — March 7th, 1999He a tramp. He country. He dead, too.
Red Norvo
would have been 118 today
March 31st, 1908 — April 6th, 1999Hey, whaddyaknow, that's exactly what he died of. He had a red norvo.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Charles Keating · 90
died 12 years ago today
December 4th, 1923 — March 31st, 2014The S&L scandal was bad, but what makes this guy a REAL asshole was when he tried to mess with pornography. Rip off all the people you want, but keep the hell away from our porn.
Frank Perdue · 84
died 21 years ago today
May 9th, 1920 — March 31st, 2005A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'
Edwin Starr · 61
died 23 years ago today
January 21st, 1942 — March 31st, 2003What is he good for? Absolutely nothin' (say it again).
Tim Flock · 73
died 28 years ago today
May 11th, 1924 — March 31st, 1998Good riddance to him and all the other Seagulls.
Bella Abzug · 77
died 28 years ago today
July 24th, 1920 — March 31st, 1998Her name, translated into English, means "beautiful earwig."
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