Newest Stiffs:

  • Bob Saget

    Bob Saget · 65

    May 17th, 1956 — January 9th, 2022

    He went from Full House to raunchy stand up comedy. That is how you spell HERO.


  • Sidney Poitier

    Sidney Poitier · 94

    February 20th, 1927 — January 6th, 2022

    Guess who's NOT coming to dinner?


  • Betty White

    Betty White · 99

    January 17th, 1922 — December 31st, 2021

    We speak for all of America when we say: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


  • Harry Reid

    Harry Reid · 82

    December 2nd, 1939 — December 28th, 2021

    Vegas named an airport after him and he died like a week later. And we thought a Lifetime Achievement Award was the kiss of death...


  • John Madden

    John Madden · 85

    April 10th, 1936 — December 28th, 2021

    He had an amazing coaching career, announced on every major network, was the voice of the Madden video games, and all he can hear in our heads is "Tough Actin' Tinactin".


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Aaliyah

    Aaliyah

    would have been 43 today
    January 16th, 1979 — August 25th, 2001

    If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again, unless you happen to have been in a Cessna, in which case, never mind.

  • Robert Schimmel

    Robert Schimmel

    would have been 72 today
    January 16th, 1950 — September 3rd, 2010

    He beat cancer and then died in a car accident. What a comedian!

  • A.J. Foyt

    A.J. Foyt · 87

    (b) January 16th, 1935


  • Susan Sontag

    Susan Sontag

    would have been 89 today
    January 16th, 1933 — December 27th, 2004

    She was the smartest Oakland Raiders fan.

  • Francesco Scavullo

    Francesco Scavullo

    would have been 101 today
    January 16th, 1921 — January 6th, 2004

    Say cheese!

  • Carl Karcher

    Carl Karcher

    would have been 105 today
    January 16th, 1917 — January 11th, 2008

    Okay, so, that's one Old-Timer, extra cheese .... Uh, flies?

  • Irving Rapper

    Irving Rapper

    would have been 124 today
    January 16, 1898 — December 20th, 1999

    Now, voyager.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Phil Spector

    Phil Spector · 81

    died 1 year ago today
    December 26th, 1939 — January 16th, 2021

    Truly an incredible resume of musical accomplishments. It's just that pesky murder that always seems to steal the spotlight.

  • Dave Madden

    Dave Madden · 82

    died 8 years ago today
    December 17th, 1931 — January 16th, 2014

    Played the manager of The Partridge Family, then a diner patron on Alice. We thought he was either a football guy or someone to do with women's shoes. Either way - somehow he's a celebrity.

  • Russell Johnson

    Russell Johnson · 89

    died 8 years ago today
    November 10th, 1924 — January 16th, 2014

    And now we'll never know the answer to the question that only the Professor can answer.

    Ginger? Or Mary Ann?

  • Dear Abby

    Dear Abby · 94

    died 9 years ago today
    July 4th, 1918 — January 16th, 2013

    Dear Abby,

    I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

    Dear Betrayed -

    I'm dead.

  • Andrew Wyeth

    Andrew Wyeth · 91

    died 13 years ago today
    July 12th, 1917 — January 16th, 2009

    Easel come, easel go.

  • Benny Parsons

    Benny Parsons · 65

    died 15 years ago today
    July 12th, 1941 — January 16th, 2007

    Threw a rod.

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