Newest Stiffs:

  • Bernie Madoff

    Bernie Madoff · 82

    April 29th, 1938 — April 14th, 2021

    The thing about pyramids is that there’s *always* a little prick at the top.

  • Prince Philip

    Prince Philip · 99

    June 10th, 1921 — April 9th, 2021

    Well, well, well. Looks like QE2 is on the market again, fellas.

  • Beverly Cleary

    Beverly Cleary · 104

    April 12th, 1916 — March 25th, 2021

    She was a beloved author who inspired tens of millions of children to read. Her biggest scandal was - gasp! - marrying a Roman Catholic in 1940. YOU try to think of a witty obituary, smartass.

  • George Segal

    George Segal · 87

    February 13th, 1934 — March 23rd, 2021

    Yet another highly-acclaimed Jewish banjo-playing actor passes away.

  • Yaphet Kotto

    Yaphet Kotto · 81

    November 15th, 1939 — March 15th, 2021

    As Dr. Kananga, he had one of the best Bond villain deaths ever. In real life, probably less dramatic.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Enrique Iglesias

    Enrique Iglesias · 46

    (b) May 8th, 1975

  • John Fred

    John Fred

    would have been 80 today
    May 8th, 1941 — April 15th, 2005

    Johnny's in disguise (as ashes).

  • David Attenborough

    David Attenborough · 95

    (b) May 8th, 1926

  • Don Rickles

    Don Rickles

    would have been 95 today
    May 8th, 1926 — April 6th, 2017

    Who's the hockey puck now?

  • Red Hoff

    Red Hoff

    would have been 130 today
    May 8, 1891 — September 17th, 1998

    He claimed to have struck out Ty Cobb once. Makes a nice story, except that he also claimed to have discovered Jupiter.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Roy Horn

    Roy Horn · 75

    died 1 year ago today
    October 3rd, 1944 — May 8th, 2020

    He always blamed himself for getting mauled onstage by a tiger. In his defense, everyone else blamed him, too.

  • George Deukmejian

    George Deukmejian · 89

    died 3 years ago today
    June 6th, 1928 — May 8th, 2018

    The Duke. Another politician with no scandals section, so we can't write anything funny or insulting about him. Good news: in a few years, THAT will not be a problem.

  • William Schallert

    William Schallert · 93

    died 5 years ago today
    July 6th, 1922 — May 8th, 2016

    IMDB has him at 374 acting credits up until 2014, then NOTHING. Slacker.

  • Maurice Sendak

    Maurice Sendak · 83

    died 9 years ago today
    June 10th, 1928 — May 8th, 2012

    Maurice roared his terrible roar and gnashed his terrible teeth and rolled his terrible eyes and showed his terrible claws- till Max said "BE STILL!"

  • Dom DiMaggio

    Dom DiMaggio · 92

    died 12 years ago today
    February 12th, 1917 — May 8th, 2009

    Looks like that 33,597 day breathing streak is over.

  • Eddy Arnold

    Eddy Arnold · 89

    died 13 years ago today
    May 15th, 1918 — May 8th, 2008

    He sang "Make The World Go Away" in 1965, and finally got his wish in 2008.

  • Dana Plato

    Dana Plato · 34

    died 22 years ago today
    November 7th, 1964 — May 8th, 1999

    She was on Howard Stern to try and jumpstart her career, and then ODed about 12 hours later, which seems somewhat counter-productive.

  • Dirk Bogarde

    Dirk Bogarde · 78

    died 22 years ago today
    March 28th, 1921 — May 8th, 1999

    The star of "Death In Venice" has apparently bought it in London.

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