Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Matt Hartl

    Matt Hartl

    would have been 50 today
    August 1st, 1976 — August 30th, 1999

    As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.

  • Rob Buck

    Rob Buck

    would have been 68 today
    August 1st, 1958 — December 19th, 2000

    9,999 maniacs on the wall, 9,999 maniacs ...

  • Trevor Berbick

    Trevor Berbick

    would have been 72 today
    August 1st, 1954 — October 27th, 2006

    What's a Berbick?

  • Mohamed Morsi

    Mohamed Morsi · 75

    (b) August 1st, 1951


  • Jim Carroll

    Jim Carroll

    would have been 76 today
    August 1st, 1950 — September 11th, 2009

    4 ups and 1 BIG down.

  • Jerry Garcia

    Jerry Garcia

    would have been 84 today
    August 1st, 1942 — August 9th, 1995

    If there's a Hell, then Jerry's in it, and he has to listen to tape after tape after tape of that endless, noodling garbage. He's dead and we're grateful.

  • Yves St. Laurent

    Yves St. Laurent

    would have been 90 today
    August 1st, 1936 — June 1st, 2008

    Fashionably late.

  • Dom DeLuise

    Dom DeLuise

    would have been 93 today
    August 1st, 1933 — May 5th, 2009

    Dom Dead. Decomposing delightfully. Deadpoolers delirious.

  • Lionel Bart

    Lionel Bart

    would have been 96 today
    August 1st, 1930 — April 3rd, 1999

    Consider yourself dead meat.

  • Lawrence Eagleburger

    Lawrence Eagleburger

    would have been 96 today
    August 1st, 1930 — June 4th, 2011

    Tastes just like chicken.

  • Idi Amin

    Idi Amin

    would have been 101 today
    August 1st, 1925 — August 16th, 2003

    Not a nice man.

  • King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud

    King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud

    would have been 102 today
    August 1st, 1924 — January 22nd, 2015

    He had 32 children. Hard to believe it wasn't suicide.

  • Arthur Hill

    Arthur Hill

    would have been 104 today
    August 1st, 1922 — October 22nd, 2006

    Owen Marshall: Counselor at rest.

  • Henry Jones

    Henry Jones

    would have been 114 today
    August 1st, 1912 — May 17th, 1999

    Something is happening, but you don't know what it is. Do you, Mr. Jones?

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Wilford Brimley

    Wilford Brimley · 85

    died 6 years ago today
    September 27th, 1934 — August 1st, 2020

    Believe it or not, in 1985 he was 20 years younger than all the other actors in Cocoon.

  • Tommy Makem

    Tommy Makem · 74

    died 19 years ago today
    November 4th, 1932 — August 1st, 2007

    Not anymore, he don't.

  • Milan Kovacevic

    Milan Kovacevic · 57

    died 28 years ago today
    February 10th, 1941 — August 1st, 1998

    He was a former anesthesiologist and mayor of Prijedor. Not much of a celebrity by our standards, but hey, it's Serbia.

  • Svyatoslav Richter

    Svyatoslav Richter · 82

    died 29 years ago today
    March 20th, 1915 — August 1st, 1997

    Word is he was a mother on the keys.

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