Newest Stiffs:
Naomi Judd · 76
January 11th, 1946 — April 30th, 2022
Nominated to the Country Music Hall of Fame the day AFTER she died. That's a new one. It's usually that kind of thing that ends up being the kiss of death.
Orrin Hatch · 88
March 22nd, 1934 — April 23rd, 2022
Chair North.
A Rich Thorn.
Arron Hitch.
Sometimes when we can't think of a good obit for someone, we just come up with anagrams of the person's name.
Rat Rhonchi.
Ah, Rich Tron.
Now is one of those times.
Gilbert Gottfried · 67
February 28th, 1955 — April 12th, 2022
Aside from having a REALLY annoying voice, he was...well....let us get back to you.
Bobby Rydell · 79
April 26th, 1942 — April 5th, 2022
Bye bye, Bobby.
Madeleine Albright · 84
May 15th, 1937 — March 23rd, 2022
First female Secretary of State, spoke 8 languages, and - we're not kidding here - could leg press 400 pounds. Also - dead.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Rosemary Clooney
would have been 94 today
May 23rd, 1928 — June 29th, 2002Listen ... you can almost hear her sing ... 'Come on-a my hearse, a-my-y hearse, I'm gonna give-a you cancer ....'
Betty Garrett
would have been 103 today
May 23rd, 1919 — February 12th, 2011From On The Town to under it.
Artie Shaw
would have been 112 today
May 23rd, 1910 — December 30th, 2004What the fuck is a beguine, anyway?
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Roger Moore · 89
died 5 years ago today
October 14th, 1927 — May 23rd, 2017Moore is less.
John Nash · 86
died 7 years ago today
June 13th, 1928 — May 23rd, 2015Soon to be maximumly minimal.
Utah Phillips · 73
died 14 years ago today
May 15th, 1935 — May 23rd, 2008Moose Turd Pie was his big hit. Heard enough?
Lloyd Bentsen · 77
died 16 years ago today
February 11th, 1929 — May 23rd, 2006You wouldn't know it to look at him, but this guy was a billion laughs. He fucked a goat once.
Sam Snead · 89
died 20 years ago today
May 27th, 1912 — May 23rd, 2002Too many strokes.
Owen Hart · 34
died 23 years ago today
May 7th, 1965 — May 23rd, 1999The word is that he did it on purpose, as a tribute to the memory and spirit of Dinky Patterson.
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| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jenn's List | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | Oscar Says Die! | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Schadenfreude Social Justice Warriors | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | #11 Is Ur Mom | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | 2020, Too Too Too Too | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Gas2 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Gold Medalist In The Underground Luge | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | The Geist Blacklist | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | Toodles | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Doctor Of Death 2 | 1 | 8 |