Newest Stiffs:

  • Stephen Hawking

    Stephen Hawking · 76

    January 8th, 1942 — March 13th, 2018

    Say what you want about that crazy wheelchair and weird robot voice - this guy got ALL the chicks.

  • Roger Bannister

    Roger Bannister · 88

    March 23rd, 1929 — March 3rd, 2018

    It took considerably longer than four minutes to think of this obituary.

  • Nanette Fabray

    Nanette Fabray · 97

    October 27th, 1920 — February 22nd, 2018

    There are few things less inspiring than scandal-free elderly celebrities.

  • Billy Graham

    Billy Graham · 99

    November 7th, 1918 — February 21st, 2018

    He's number 7 on Gallup's List of the Most Admired People of the 20th Century - one spot ahead of the Pope. That's gotta piss SOMEBODY off.

  • Marty Allen

    Marty Allen · 95

    March 23rd, 1922 — February 12th, 2018

    Most people know him as "The Darling of Daytime TV", but fewer people know him by his other nickname - "The Freak with the Weird Hairdo".

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Andrew Lloyd Webber

    Andrew Lloyd Webber · 70

    (b) March 22nd, 1948

  • Haing Ngor

    Haing Ngor

    would have been 78 today
    March 22nd, 1940 — February 25th, 1996

    He survived the killing fields of Cambodia, but they got him on the streets of L.A.

  • William Shatner

    William Shatner · 87

    (b) March 22nd, 1931

  • Pat Robertson

    Pat Robertson · 88

    (b) March 22nd, 1930

  • Stephen Sondheim

    Stephen Sondheim · 88

    (b) March 22nd, 1930

  • Willie Thrower

    Willie Thrower

    would have been 88 today
    March 22nd, 1930 — February 21st, 2002

    He was the NFL's first African-American quarterback, which makes him almost as culturally significant as his well-known cousin, Spear Chucker.

  • Marcel Marceau

    Marcel Marceau

    would have been 95 today
    March 22nd, 1923 — September 22nd, 2007

    ... ...

  • Carl Reiner

    Carl Reiner · 96

    (b) March 22nd, 1922

  • Werner Klemperer

    Werner Klemperer

    would have been 98 today
    March 22nd, 1920 — December 6th, 2000

    Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,

    and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,

    like the Nazi he played,

    Werner toiled underpaid,

    the top sucker at Stalag 13.

  • Lew Wasserman

    Lew Wasserman

    would have been 105 today
    March 22nd, 1913 — June 3rd, 2002

    The former CEO of MCA was DOA.

  • Karl Malden

    Karl Malden

    would have been 106 today
    March 22nd, 1912 — July 1st, 2009

    Left home.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Dallas Green

    Dallas Green · 82

    died 1 year ago today
    August 4th, 1934 — March 22nd, 2017

    More of a greenish-black, actually.

  • Rob Ford

    Rob Ford · 46

    died 2 years ago today
    May 28th, 1969 — March 22nd, 2016

    Too bad. He seemed like a fun guy.

  • Zoogz Rift

    Zoogz Rift · 57

    died 7 years ago today
    July 10th, 1953 — March 22nd, 2011

    He hosted Puke-A-Mania back in the 90s. What? You never saw it? Are you serious?

  • Rod Price

    Rod Price · 57

    died 13 years ago today
    November 22nd, 1947 — March 22nd, 2005

    What more fitting send-off can we possibly give to the lead guitarist for Foghat than "Take it easy (arreear-neearr dahna danahna)"?

  • William Hanna

    William Hanna · 90

    died 17 years ago today
    July 14th, 1910 — March 22nd, 2001

    Billy's got it better than a millionaire;

    that's because he isn't even vaguely aware..

  • David Strickland

    David Strickland · 29

    died 19 years ago today
    October 14th, 1969 — March 22nd, 1999

    Suddenly snoozin'.

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