Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Jeff Healey

    Jeff Healey

    would have been 60 today
    March 25th, 1966 — March 2nd, 2008

    He never saw it coming.

  • Jack Bruen

    Jack Bruen

    would have been 77 today
    March 25th, 1949 — December 19th, 1997

    There's not much Bruen anymore.

  • Elton John

    Elton John · 79

    (b) March 25th, 1947


  • Paul Michael Glaser

    Paul Michael Glaser · 83

    (b) March 25th, 1943


  • Aretha Franklin

    Aretha Franklin

    would have been 84 today
    March 25th, 1942 — August 16th, 2018

    C-R-O-A-K-E-D!

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant

    would have been 86 today
    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.

  • Hoyt Axton

    Hoyt Axton

    would have been 88 today
    March 25th, 1938 — October 26th, 1999

    Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea.

  • Gloria Steinem

    Gloria Steinem · 92

    (b) March 25th, 1934


  • Francis Murphy

    Francis Murphy

    would have been 93 today
    March 25th, 1933 — September 2nd, 1999

    Night takes Bishop.

  • Jim Lovell

    Jim Lovell · 98

    (b) March 25th, 1928


  • Gene Shalit

    Gene Shalit · 100

    (b) March 25th, 1926


  • Howard Cosell

    Howard Cosell

    would have been 108 today
    March 25th, 1918 — April 23rd, 1995

    Down goes Howard! Down goes Howard! Down goes Howard.

  • Norman Borlaug

    Norman Borlaug

    would have been 112 today
    March 25th, 1914 — September 12th, 2009

    They called him "The Father of modern agriculture". That must have got him a TON of chicks.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Beverly Cleary

    Beverly Cleary · 104

    died 5 years ago today
    April 12th, 1916 — March 25th, 2021

    She was a beloved author who inspired tens of millions of children to read. Her biggest scandal was - gasp! - marrying a Roman Catholic in 1940. YOU try to think of a witty obituary, smartass.

  • Buck Owens

    Buck Owens · 76

    died 20 years ago today
    August 12th, 1929 — March 25th, 2006

    Hee Haw!

  • Kathryn Schoonover

    Kathryn Schoonover · 50

    died 27 years ago today
    January 7th, 1949 — March 25th, 1999

    She brought a whole new level of meaning to the phrase "going postal."

  • Cal Ripken

    Cal Ripken · 63

    died 27 years ago today
    December 17th, 1935 — March 25th, 1999

    As recently as a week before he died, Cal, Jr. was heard urging his father to "walk it off."

  • Chris Trickle

    Chris Trickle · 24

    died 28 years ago today
    May 30th, 1973 — March 25th, 1998

    Trickle down, and Trickle out.

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(d) June 19th, 2018