Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Russell Brand

    Russell Brand · 51

    (b) June 4th, 1975


  • Freddy Fender

    Freddy Fender

    would have been 89 today
    June 4th, 1937 — October 14th, 2006

    Wasted days and wasted nights.

  • John Barrymore

    John Barrymore

    would have been 94 today
    June 4th, 1932 — November 29th, 2004

    Sounds like the past tense, doesn't it?

  • Dr. Ruth Westheimer

    Dr. Ruth Westheimer

    would have been 98 today
    June 4th, 1928 — July 12th, 2024

    Pervert.

  • Tofilau Alesana

    Tofilau Alesana

    would have been 102 today
    June 4th, 1924 — March 19th, 1999

    Gesundheit.

  • Dennis Weaver

    Dennis Weaver

    would have been 102 today
    June 4th, 1924 — February 24th, 2006

    And McCloud used to take her to swing parties out on the high chaparral.

  • Dorothy Rodham

    Dorothy Rodham

    would have been 107 today
    June 4th, 1919 — November 1st, 2011

    Aside from being Hillary's mom, she was - wait. Why is this chick famous again?

  • Howard Metzenbaum

    Howard Metzenbaum

    would have been 109 today
    June 4th, 1917 — March 12th, 2008

    The storied Ohio legislator was known on Capitol Hill as "Senator No" and "Headline Howard," while at home, they called him "Butt-Face."

  • Robert Merrill

    Robert Merrill

    would have been 109 today
    June 4th, 1917 — October 23rd, 2004

    We thought it was the fat LADY who was suposed to sing.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Roger Craig

    Roger Craig · 93

    died 3 years ago today
    February 17th, 1930 — June 4th, 2023

    You know, usually, a guy involved in sports this long has something interesting that has happened to him at some point in his long life. Not this guy. Baseball. That's it.

  • Don Zimmer

    Don Zimmer · 83

    died 12 years ago today
    January 17th, 1931 — June 4th, 2014

    He had what they call a "baseball mind," which is another way of saying that he had a plate in his head and a double-digit IQ.

  • Lawrence Eagleburger

    Lawrence Eagleburger · 80

    died 15 years ago today
    August 1st, 1930 — June 4th, 2011

    Tastes just like chicken.

  • John Wooden

    John Wooden · 99

    died 16 years ago today
    October 14th, 1910 — June 4th, 2010

    The commissioner attended UCLA. But we'll try and write something mean anyway. He was a terrible surfer.

  • Shooby Taylor

    Shooby Taylor · 73

    died 23 years ago today
    September 19th, 1929 — June 4th, 2003

    They called him "The Human Horn". Insert joke about getting blown here.

  • John Hartford

    John Hartford · 63

    died 25 years ago today
    December 30th, 1937 — June 4th, 2001

    O brother, where art thou?

  • Zachary Fisher

    Zachary Fisher · 88

    died 27 years ago today
    September 26th, 1910 — June 4th, 1999

    He was a noted philanthropist, which we guess is what you do when you're really rich and really talentless.

  • Shirley Povich

    Shirley Povich · 92

    died 28 years ago today
    July 15th, 1905 — June 4th, 1998

    He was Maury's father, and he wrote for the Washington Post for more than 70 years, but that didn't stop him from being listed in 1962's Who's Who Of American Women. This guy got around.

  • Ronnie Lane

    Ronnie Lane · 51

    died 29 years ago today
    April 1st, 1946 — June 4th, 1997

    There are but two Small Faces left.

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