Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Albert Belle

    Albert Belle · 60

    (b) August 25th, 1966


  • Billy Cyrus

    Billy Cyrus · 65

    (b) August 25th, 1961


  • Tim Burton

    Tim Burton · 68

    (b) August 25th, 1958


  • James McDougal

    James McDougal

    would have been 86 today
    August 25th, 1940 — March 8th, 1998

    Old McDougal bought the farm (Ee-I-Ee-I-Oh) ...

  • Regis Philbin

    Regis Philbin

    would have been 95 today
    August 25th, 1931 — July 24th, 2020

    Final answer?

  • Sean Connery

    Sean Connery

    would have been 96 today
    August 25th, 1930 — October 31st, 2020

    Diamonds are forever. Bonds? Not so much.

  • Althea Gibson

    Althea Gibson

    would have been 99 today
    August 25th, 1927 — September 28th, 2003

    'Thea later.

  • Monty Hall

    Monty Hall

    would have been 105 today
    August 25th, 1921 — September 30th, 2017

    Out of respect, those attending his funeral should please dress as chickens.

  • George Wallace

    George Wallace

    would have been 107 today
    August 25th, 1919 — September 14th, 1998


  • Mel Ferrer

    Mel Ferrer

    would have been 109 today
    August 25th, 1917 — June 2nd, 2008

    Who?

  • Van Johnson

    Van Johnson

    would have been 110 today
    August 25th, 1916 — December 12th, 2008

    He's on the subway in the sky.

  • Vo Giap

    Vo Giap

    would have been 115 today
    August 25th, 1911 — October 4th, 2013

    No mo Vo.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • John McCain

    John McCain · 81

    died 8 years ago today
    August 29th, 1936 — August 25th, 2018

    He ran for President twice. Apparently he was way, WAY too smart for that job.

  • Neil Armstrong

    Neil Armstrong · 82

    died 14 years ago today
    August 5th, 1930 — August 25th, 2012

    That's one small death for man, one giant death for mankind.

  • Ted Kennedy

    Ted Kennedy · 77

    died 17 years ago today
    February 22nd, 1932 — August 25th, 2009

    Another Kennedy? Shouldn't we be out of them by now?

  • Aaliyah

    Aaliyah · 22

    died 25 years ago today
    January 16th, 1979 — August 25th, 2001

    If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again, unless you happen to have been in a Cessna, in which case, never mind.

  • Jack Nitzsche

    Jack Nitzsche · 63

    died 26 years ago today
    April 22nd, 1937 — August 25th, 2000

    Oscar-winning songwriter who also worked as a producer, arranger and keyboardist with people like The Rolling Stones, James Brown, Elvis Presley, Miles Davis, The Beach Boys, Phil Spector, Captain Beefheart, Bobby Darin, Neil Young, Randy Newman, Ike & Tina Turner, Tammy Wynette, John Lee Hooker, Barbra Streisand, The Neville Brothers, Graham Parker, Jackie DeShannon, The Monkees, Marianne Faithfull, Sonny & Cher, Buffy Sainte-Marie, Ricky Nelson, Willy DeVille, Doris Day and The Germs, so it's no surprise if you've never heard of him.

  • Lewis Powell

    Lewis Powell · 90

    died 28 years ago today
    September 19th, 1907 — August 25th, 1998

    This Nixon Supreme Court appointee belonged to whites-only organizations and kept gay sex illegal. What a dick.

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