Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Alexander McQueen

    Alexander McQueen

    would have been 57 today
    March 17th, 1969 — February 11th, 2010

    A fashion designer named McQueen. Can you believe he was gay?

  • Dana Reeve

    Dana Reeve

    would have been 65 today
    March 17th, 1961 — March 6th, 2006

    Yeah, right. Hey, how 'bout you come up with something funny here.

  • Paul Kantner

    Paul Kantner

    would have been 85 today
    March 17th, 1941 — January 28th, 2016

    Guy was in a rock band for five decades, advocated the use of LSD and marijuana, opposed the use of cocaine and alcohol, and had 3 kids. Someone please send us an obit for this weirdo, please?

  • Rudy Ray Moore

    Rudy Ray Moore

    would have been 99 today
    March 17th, 1927 — October 19th, 2008

    Dolemite was his name, and fuckin' up mutha fuckas was his game.

  • Sammy Baugh

    Sammy Baugh

    would have been 112 today
    March 17th, 1914 — December 17th, 2008

    Passed.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Ivan Demyanyuk

    Ivan Demyanyuk · 91

    died 14 years ago today
    April 3rd, 1920 — March 17th, 2012

    He was a Nazi war criminal convicted of 27,900 counts of murder, and he lived in Cleveland for most of his life. Figures.

  • Ferlin Husky

    Ferlin Husky · 85

    died 15 years ago today
    December 3rd, 1925 — March 17th, 2011

    Gone on the wings of a dove.

  • Ray Meyer

    Ray Meyer · 92

    died 20 years ago today
    December 18th, 1913 — March 17th, 2006

    DeCeased.

  • Oleg Cassini

    Oleg Cassini · 92

    died 20 years ago today
    April 11th, 1913 — March 17th, 2006

    Choked on the cosmic weenie.

  • George Kennan

    George Kennan · 101

    died 21 years ago today
    February 16th, 1904 — March 17th, 2005

    This guy predicted Russki trouble way before anyone else, and he was great in Airport '79.

  • Rosetta Le Noire

    died 24 years ago today
    — March 17th, 2002

    The dreaded Curse of Urkel strikes again.

  • Ernest Gold

    died 27 years ago today
    — March 17th, 1999

    Here's a choice little nugget for one lucky Poolster.

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