Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Bobcat Goldthwait · 64
(b) March 26th, 1962
Teddy Pendergrass
would have been 76 today
March 26th, 1950 — January 13th, 2010Close The Door and Turn off the Lights.
Martin Short · 76
(b) March 26th, 1950
Steven Tyler · 78
(b) March 26th, 1948
Diana Ross · 82
(b) March 26th, 1944
Bob Woodward · 83
(b) March 26th, 1943
James Caan
would have been 86 today
March 26th, 1940 — July 6th, 2022People always remember him for The Godfather, but for us it will always be Undercover Grandpa. A true triumph of cinematic artwork.
Nancy Pelosi · 86
(b) March 26th, 1940
Alan Arkin
would have been 92 today
March 26th, 1934 — June 30th, 2023Ain't no sunshine when he's gone.
Leonard Nimoy
would have been 95 today
March 26th, 1931 — February 27th, 2015At least he prospered.
Gregory Corso
would have been 96 today
March 26th, 1930 — January 17th, 2001There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.
Sandra Day O’Connor
would have been 96 today
March 26th, 1930 — December 1st, 2023First woman on the Supreme Court, and she was replaced with Samuel Alito. How's THAT for a kick in the pants?
William Westmoreland
would have been 112 today
March 26th, 1914 — July 18th, 2005So much for that light at the end of the tunnel.
Bob Crosby
would have been 115 today
March 26th, 1911 — January 7th, 2000Nebraska's Boy Governor trades his soap box in on a pine one.
Viktor Frankl
would have been 121 today
March 26th, 1905 — September 2nd, 1997Having completed his search for meaning in life, he's now on the hunt for meaning in death. Good luck, Doc.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Geraldine Ferraro · 75
died 15 years ago today
August 26th, 1935 — March 26th, 2011She had a good run.
Jan Berry · 62
died 22 years ago today
April 3rd, 1941 — March 26th, 2004Okay, so, now there's, like, 2.000000001 girls for every boy.
Daniel Moynihan · 76
died 23 years ago today
March 16th, 1927 — March 26th, 2003Necro-conservative, or necro-liberal ...?
Alex Comfort · 80
died 26 years ago today
February 10th, 1920 — March 26th, 2000The author of 1972's "The Joy Of Sex" has since experienced the relative ennui of gradually dying.
Edmund Muskie · 81
died 30 years ago today
March 28th, 1914 — March 26th, 1996He was a big fish in a little state.
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