Newest Stiffs:

  • Jimmy Buffett

    Jimmy Buffett · 76

    December 25th, 1946 — September 1st, 2023

    Key South.


  • Bob Barker

    Bob Barker · 99

    December 12th, 1923 — August 26th, 2023

    He was close to 100 - without going over.


  • Pee Wee Herman

    Pee Wee Herman · 70

    August 27th, 1952 — July 30th, 2023

    Just basically an actor with no scandals at all that we can find. Wait - looking again.

    Nope. No scandals. All good.


  • Sinead O'Connor

    Sinead O'Connor · 56

    December 8th, 1966 — July 26th, 2023

    Now she really does compare to nothing.


  • Tony Bennett

    Tony Bennett · 96

    August 3rd, 1926 — July 21st, 2023

    Wait, wait. You left your heart WHERE?


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Martin Crowe

    Martin Crowe

    would have been 61 today
    September 22nd, 1962 — March 3rd, 2016

    New Zealand's greatest cricketer sledges no more.

  • Ingemar Johansson

    Ingemar Johansson

    would have been 91 today
    September 22nd, 1932 — January 30th, 2009

    Down for the count.

  • Tommy Lasorda

    Tommy Lasorda

    would have been 96 today
    September 22nd, 1927 — January 7th, 2021

    Well, fuck. We always want someone solid to make fun of as the FIRST death of the year, and Tommy was NOT it. A baseball icon, an all-around good guy, and worst of all - NO scandals.

    Sometimes running a deadpool sucks.

  • Bob Lemon

    Bob Lemon

    would have been 103 today
    September 22nd, 1920 — January 11th, 2000

    She squeezed him 'til the juice ran down his leg, which normally isn't fatal, but the way she squeezed him made him fall right outta bed.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Yogi Berra

    Yogi Berra · 90

    died 8 years ago today
    May 12th, 1925 — September 22nd, 2015

    Maybe now he can finally get his hands on some pick-a-nick baskets, eh boo boo?

  • Eddie Fisher

    Eddie Fisher · 82

    died 13 years ago today
    August 10th, 1928 — September 22nd, 2010

    Dumped Debbie Reynolds to marry Liz Taylor. Fucking GENIUS.

  • Marcel Marceau

    Marcel Marceau · 84

    died 16 years ago today
    March 22nd, 1923 — September 22nd, 2007

    ... ...

  • Gordon Jump

    Gordon Jump · 71

    died 20 years ago today
    April 1st, 1932 — September 22nd, 2003

    Gordon make mistake.

  • Isaac Stern

    died 22 years ago today
    — September 22nd, 2001

    Nighty-night, fiddle boy.

  • George Scott

    died 24 years ago today
    — September 22nd, 1999

    Americans love a winner. As a general rule, however, they are considerably less enamored with a 250-pound mass of lifeless flesh.

  • Dorothy Lamour

    died 27 years ago today
    — September 22nd, 1996

    She's on the road to nowhere.

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