Newest Stiffs:

  • Kenny Rogers

    Kenny Rogers · 81

    August 21st, 1938 — March 20th, 2020

    Not many people can write a hit song about gang rape.


  • Max von Sydow

    Max von Sydow · 90

    April 10th, 1929 — March 8th, 2020

    It takes some range to play Jesus Christ and Ming the Merciless.


  • Javier de Cuellar

    Javier de Cuellar · 100

    January 19th, 1920 — March 4th, 2020

    He finally relinquished his grip on the coveted claim of being the oldest living former Peruvian prime minister.


  • James Lipton

    James Lipton · 93

    September 19th, 1926 — March 2nd, 2020

    The fact that he was a pimp in Paris for a time seems to have been overshadowed by his skill at interviewing actors.


  • Jack Welch

    Jack Welch · 84

    November 19th, 1935 — March 1st, 2020

    Lights out.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Rodney King

    Rodney King

    would have been 55 today
    April 2nd, 1965 — June 17th, 2012

    Can't we all just learn how to swim?

  • Hank Steinbrenner

    Hank Steinbrenner · 63

    (b) April 2nd, 1957


  • Ron Palillo

    Ron Palillo

    would have been 71 today
    April 2nd, 1949 — August 14th, 2012

    Horshack? Arnold Horshack was famous? How the fuck did that happen?

  • Leon Russell

    Leon Russell

    would have been 78 today
    April 2nd, 1942 — November 13th, 2016

    A career spanning 5 decades, 430 songs, 31 albums, and wrote and recorded with pretty much ALL of the biggest names in music for the times. Also: he looked like Santa Claus.

  • Dr. Demento

    Dr. Demento · 79

    (b) April 2nd, 1941


  • Alec Guinness

    Alec Guinness

    would have been 106 today
    April 2nd, 1914 — August 5th, 2000

    Sure, it's pretty good beer, but knighthood? What gives?

  • Buddy Ebsen

    Buddy Ebsen

    would have been 112 today
    April 2nd, 1908 — July 6th, 2003

    Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
    Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
    And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
    And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
    Death, that is ...
    Black Knight ...
    Mr. D ....

    Well, the first thing you know,
    Bud's cryin' like a girl,
    Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
    Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
    So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
    Died, that is ...
    Screwed the pooch ...
    Bought the farm ....

    Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Susan Anspach

    Susan Anspach · 75

    died 2 years ago today
    November 23rd, 1942 — April 2nd, 2018

    Everyone remembers Five Easy Pieces, but what about The Last Giraffe? What was wrong with that?

  • Winnie Mandela

    Winnie Mandela · 81

    died 2 years ago today
    September 26th, 1936 — April 2nd, 2018

    Nelson Mandela managed to make it through 27 years in prison, but could only handle 2 years married to Winnie once he was out. Not sure what all that means, but it can't be good.

  • Robert Schuller

    Robert Schuller · 88

    died 5 years ago today
    September 16th, 1926 — April 2nd, 2015

    Cancer Callously Killed Crystal Cathedral Creator

  • Larry Finch

    Larry Finch · 60

    died 9 years ago today
    February 16th, 1951 — April 2nd, 2011

    This makes the eighth variety of finch that is now extinct.

  • Pope John Paul II

    Pope John Paul II · 84

    died 15 years ago today
    May 18th, 1920 — April 2nd, 2005

    Sic transit gloria mundi.

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