Newest Stiffs:

  • Naomi Judd

    Naomi Judd · 76

    January 11th, 1946 — April 30th, 2022

    Nominated to the Country Music Hall of Fame the day AFTER she died. That's a new one. It's usually that kind of thing that ends up being the kiss of death.

  • Orrin Hatch

    Orrin Hatch · 88

    March 22nd, 1934 — April 23rd, 2022

    Chair North.
    A Rich Thorn.
    Arron Hitch.

    Sometimes when we can't think of a good obit for someone, we just come up with anagrams of the person's name.

    Rat Rhonchi.
    Ah, Rich Tron.

    Now is one of those times.

  • Gilbert Gottfried

    Gilbert Gottfried · 67

    February 28th, 1955 — April 12th, 2022

    Aside from having a REALLY annoying voice, he was...well....let us get back to you.

  • Bobby Rydell

    Bobby Rydell · 79

    April 26th, 1942 — April 5th, 2022

    Bye bye, Bobby.

  • Madeleine Albright

    Madeleine Albright · 84

    May 15th, 1937 — March 23rd, 2022

    First female Secretary of State, spoke 8 languages, and - we're not kidding here - could leg press 400 pounds. Also - dead.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Rosemary Clooney

    Rosemary Clooney

    would have been 94 today
    May 23rd, 1928 — June 29th, 2002

    Listen ... you can almost hear her sing ... 'Come on-a my hearse, a-my-y hearse, I'm gonna give-a you cancer ....'

  • Betty Garrett

    Betty Garrett

    would have been 103 today
    May 23rd, 1919 — February 12th, 2011

    From On The Town to under it.

  • Artie Shaw

    Artie Shaw

    would have been 112 today
    May 23rd, 1910 — December 30th, 2004

    What the fuck is a beguine, anyway?

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Roger Moore

    Roger Moore · 89

    died 5 years ago today
    October 14th, 1927 — May 23rd, 2017

    Moore is less.

  • John Nash

    John Nash · 86

    died 7 years ago today
    June 13th, 1928 — May 23rd, 2015

    Soon to be maximumly minimal.

  • Utah Phillips

    Utah Phillips · 73

    died 14 years ago today
    May 15th, 1935 — May 23rd, 2008

    Moose Turd Pie was his big hit. Heard enough?

  • Lloyd Bentsen

    Lloyd Bentsen · 77

    died 16 years ago today
    February 11th, 1929 — May 23rd, 2006

    You wouldn't know it to look at him, but this guy was a billion laughs. He fucked a goat once.

  • Sam Snead

    Sam Snead · 89

    died 20 years ago today
    May 27th, 1912 — May 23rd, 2002

    Too many strokes.

  • Owen Hart

    Owen Hart · 34

    died 23 years ago today
    May 7th, 1965 — May 23rd, 1999

    The word is that he did it on purpose, as a tribute to the memory and spirit of Dinky Patterson.

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