Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Andre Agassi · 56
(b) April 29th, 1970
Eve Plumb · 68
(b) April 29th, 1958
Daniel Day-Lewis · 69
(b) April 29th, 1957
Jerry Seinfeld · 72
(b) April 29th, 1954
Dale Earnhardt
would have been 75 today
April 29th, 1951 — February 18th, 2001What?! No airbag!??!
Bernie Madoff
would have been 88 today
April 29th, 1938 — April 14th, 2021The thing about pyramids is that there’s *always* a little prick at the top.
Rod McKuen
would have been 93 today
April 29th, 1933 — January 29th, 2015He tried out ranch hand, surveyor, railroad worker, lumberjack, rodeo cowboy, stuntman, and radio disk jockey before he landed on poetry. We can't figure out if he did it FOR the girls or because he HATED girls.
Lonnie Donegan
would have been 95 today
April 29th, 1931 — November 3rd, 2002Rapidly losing his flavor.
Robert Tisch
would have been 100 today
April 29th, 1926 — November 15th, 2005Some rich old asshole.
Celeste Holm
would have been 109 today
April 29th, 1917 — July 15th, 2012Married a 41 year old guy when she turned 87. What a slut.
Donald Mills
would have been 111 today
April 29th, 1915 — November 13th, 1999Last surviving member of a small, yet fervent cult of deviants who promoted their bizarre agenda of perversion with such musical propaganda as "Swing It Sister," "When You Were Sweet Sixteen" and "You Always Hurt The One You Love.
Fred Zinnemann
would have been 119 today
April 29th, 1907 — March 14th, 1997By all accounts, his is a body of work that speaks for itself. Guess it'll have to, 'cause he's dead.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Amarillo Slim · 83
died 14 years ago today
December 31st, 1928 — April 29th, 2012And getting slimmer all the time.
Albert Hofmann · 102
died 18 years ago today
January 11th, 1906 — April 29th, 2008Now he knows what it's like to be dead.
John Galbraith · 97
died 20 years ago today
October 15th, 1908 — April 29th, 2006Too many names, not enough working organs.
Mike Royko · 64
died 29 years ago today
September 19th, 1932 — April 29th, 1997Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen who?
0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
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| 2. | 2026 Autopsy Listing | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | 2026 Corpse Train | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | 2026 Inductees #1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | 2026 Inductees #2 | 0 | 0 |
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| 7. | 2026 List | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 3 | 0 | 0 |