Newest Stiffs:

  • George H.W. Bush

    George H.W. Bush · 94

    June 12th, 1924 — November 30th, 2018

    Read my lips: No new breaths.


  • Roy Clark

    Roy Clark · 85

    April 15th, 1933 — November 15th, 2018

    The options are apparently "Take me as I am", or "Let me go". Looks like option B.


  • Katherine MacGregor

    Katherine MacGregor · 93

    January 12th, 1925 — November 13th, 2018

    She skipped the series finale of Little House on the Prairie to go on a pilgrimage to India. That's probably why you don't remember her.


  • Stan Lee

    Stan Lee · 95

    December 28th, 1922 — November 12th, 2018

    Decomposing-Man.


  • Willie McCovey

    Willie McCovey · 80

    January 10th, 1938 — October 31st, 2018

    Some people called him "The scariest hitter of all time". We're sticking with "Big Willie".


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Taylor Swift

    Taylor Swift · 29

    (b) December 13th, 1989


  • Steve Buscemi

    Steve Buscemi · 61

    (b) December 13th, 1957


  • Herman Cain

    Herman Cain · 73

    (b) December 13th, 1945


  • Robert Prosky

    Robert Prosky

    would have been 88 today
    December 13th, 1930 — December 8th, 2008

    He's REALLY blue now.

  • Dick Van Dyke

    Dick Van Dyke · 93

    (b) December 13th, 1925


  • Larry Doby

    Larry Doby

    would have been 95 today
    December 13th, 1923 — June 18th, 2003

    The first name in noise reduction does it again.

  • Archie Moore

    Archie Moore

    would have been 102 today
    December 13th, 1916 — December 9th, 1998

    In his amazing 27-year career, he knocked out more opponents than any other boxer (141), and was the only man to face both Rocky Marciano and Muhammad Ali. Sure, he lost this battle, but look how much softening up it took before Death could count him out.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Alan Thicke

    Alan Thicke · 69

    died 2 years ago today
    March 1st, 1947 — December 13th, 2016

    And getting thinner all the time.

  • Lamar Hunt

    Lamar Hunt · 74

    died 12 years ago today
    August 2nd, 1932 — December 13th, 2006

    The Hunt is over.

  • Zal Yanovsky

    Zal Yanovsky · 57

    died 16 years ago today
    December 19th, 1944 — December 13th, 2002

    The back of his neck is getting dirty and gritty.

  • Lew Grade

    Lew Grade · 91

    died 20 years ago today
    December 25th, 1906 — December 13th, 1998

    In 1980, this entertainment mogul said of his $30 million flop Raise The Titanic, "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic." We know what really killed him.

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Last surviving member of a small, yet fervent cult of deviants who promoted their bizarre agenda of perversion with such musical propaganda as "Swing It Sister," "When You Were Sweet Sixteen" and "You Always Hurt The One You Love.

(d) November 13th, 1999