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  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Bashar al-Assad

    Bashar al-Assad · 61

    (b) September 11th, 1965


  • John McSherry

    John McSherry

    would have been 82 today
    September 11th, 1944 — April 1st, 1996

    Through the magic of videotape, he gave us solid evidence that the bigger they come, the harder they fall.

  • David Broder

    David Broder

    would have been 97 today
    September 11th, 1929 — March 9th, 2011

    So this was the guy who pioneered getting people to knock on your door at 7am to ask who you were going to vote for? What a dick.

  • Tom Landry

    Tom Landry

    would have been 102 today
    September 11th, 1924 — February 12th, 2000

    Turns out the reason he never took off that stupid hat is 'cause it was a tumor.

  • Herbert Lom

    Herbert Lom

    would have been 109 today
    September 11th, 1917 — September 27th, 2012

    He was the Chief Inspector in The Pink Panther movies, sure. But more importantly, he was the child of Karl ze Schluderpacheru and his spouse Olga née Gottlieb who were members of Austrian nobility. If that's not celebrity, then we don't know what is.

  • Jimmie Davis

    Jimmie Davis

    would have been 127 today
    September 11, 1899 — November 5th, 2000

    The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • T. Boone Pickens

    T. Boone Pickens · 91

    died 7 years ago today
    May 22nd, 1928 — September 11th, 2019

    Slimmer Pickens. Much slimmer.

  • Harold Gould

    Harold Gould · 86

    died 16 years ago today
    December 10th, 1923 — September 11th, 2010

    Ghouled.

  • Kevin McCarthy

    Kevin McCarthy · 96

    died 16 years ago today
    February 15th, 1914 — September 11th, 2010

    Snatched.

  • Jim Carroll

    Jim Carroll · 59

    died 17 years ago today
    August 1st, 1950 — September 11th, 2009

    4 ups and 1 BIG down.

  • Pat Corley

    Pat Corley · 76

    died 20 years ago today
    June 1st, 1930 — September 11th, 2006

    He was the guy who owned the bar on Murphy Brown. What do you mean you've never heard of him?

  • Chris Schenkel

    Chris Schenkel · 82

    died 21 years ago today
    August 21st, 1923 — September 11th, 2005

    The pride of Bippus, Indiana. Doesn't exactly make you want to pack your bags, does it?

  • John Ritter

    John Ritter · 54

    died 23 years ago today
    September 17th, 1948 — September 11th, 2003

    We've been waiting for you (we've been waiting for you).

  • Kim Hunter

    Kim Hunter · 79

    died 24 years ago today
    November 12th, 1922 — September 11th, 2002

    STELLA!

  • Johnny Unitas

    Johnny Unitas · 69

    died 24 years ago today
    May 7th, 1933 — September 11th, 2002

    Got heartattackitis.

  • Jessica Tandy

    Jessica Tandy · 85

    died 32 years ago today
    June 7th, 1909 — September 11th, 1994

    Went from Driving Miss Daisy to pushing up daisies. Not a good career move.

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