Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.

Out of time.

Diane doesn't live here anymore.

White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.

Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A,

until you come down with A-I-D-S.

Looks like his loathing finally overcame his fear.

That oughta put an end to that damned racket.

The Ripe Stuff.

He was in prison for 27 years, and then got married three times. Must have really missed it.

Good night, and God bless.

You've heard of the Mack Daddy? This is who they're talking about.

He's been ex-Humed.

She starred in Life of the party, Gals, Incorporated and Hi, Good Lookin'! before she did Take it Big. Sounds like someone we would have partied with.

If you suggest that his finest work wasn't his role in Elf, we will FIGHT YOU.

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

So much for that light at the end of the tunnel.

Never mind the bread

Star-gazing was his life, until he got behind the wheel of a car. Shoulda kept his eyes on the road, the schmuck.