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  • Christo

    Christo · 84

    June 13th, 1935 — May 31st, 2020

    Wrapped up.


  • Fred Willard

    Fred Willard · 86

    September 18th, 1933 — May 15th, 2020

    He said he was born in 1939, but census records (and his daughter) say he was born in 1933. So your beloved comedian was a liar.


  • Jerry Stiller

    Jerry Stiller · 92

    June 8th, 1927 — May 11th, 2020

    The 2020 Airing of Grievances will not be postponed in his honor.


  • Little Richard

    Little Richard · 87

    December 5th, 1932 — May 9th, 2020

    From the early, early mornin' till the early, early night
    The embalmer dealin' with this hairdo gonna say it still ain't right.


  • Roy Horn

    Roy Horn · 75

    October 3rd, 1944 — May 8th, 2020

    He always blamed himself for getting mauled onstage by a tiger. In his defense, everyone else blamed him, too.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Mark Wahlberg

    Mark Wahlberg · 49

    (b) June 5th, 1971


  • Spalding Gray

    Spalding Gray

    would have been 79 today
    June 5th, 1941 — January 10th, 2004

    Cambodia, feh! He couldn't even get out of the East River.

  • Art Donovan

    Art Donovan

    would have been 95 today
    June 5th, 1925 — August 4th, 2013

    Tough enough to be a football player, and smart enough to be REALLY funny. Talk about your rare combo.

  • Marion Motley

    Marion Motley

    would have been 100 today
    June 5th, 1920 — June 27th, 1999

    A great deal was made of the fact that Marion was one of the first black NFL players, but what about the remarkable accomplishment of a girl playing fullback?

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Tariq Aziz

    Tariq Aziz · 79

    died 5 years ago today
    April 28th, 1936 — June 5th, 2015

    Tariq is going to reek.

  • Ronald Reagan

    Ronald Reagan · 93

    died 16 years ago today
    February 6th, 1911 — June 5th, 2004

    We begin embalming in five minutes.

  • Dee Dee Ramone

    died 18 years ago today
    — June 5th, 2002

    Dee Dee ODed.

  • Mel Torme

    died 21 years ago today
    — June 5th, 1999

    Then again, he may not. The Velvet Fog has lifted.

  • Jeanette Nolan

    died 22 years ago today
    — June 5th, 1998

    If you've ever doubted the corrupting influence of Hollywood, consider Ms. Nolan's career. She made her film debut in 1948 as Lady Macbeth opposite Orson Welles. Two years later, she played Ma Higgins in Saddle Tramp, and by '57, she was portraying Chottsie Gubenheimer on Wagon Train. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

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The celebrated French piano instructor who was known for her impeccable posture at the keyboard. In fact, for twelve consecutive years, she was voted Europe's Most Erect Pianist.

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