Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Andy Roddick · 44
(b) August 30th, 1982
Molly Ivins
would have been 82 today
August 30th, 1944 — January 31st, 2007She was raised and educated in Texas, but refused to let that hold her back.
Tug McGraw
would have been 82 today
August 30th, 1944 — January 5th, 2004Ya gotta bereave!
John Phillips
would have been 91 today
August 30th, 1935 — March 18th, 2001Now he's in the ground, and his eyes are gray.
Warren Buffett · 96
(b) August 30th, 1930
Daryl Gates
would have been 100 today
August 30th, 1926 — April 16th, 2010He was considered to be an excellent police chief in LA, except for - you know - that thing where the entire city RIOTED for several days. Thanks, Daryl.
Angelo Dundee
would have been 105 today
August 30th, 1921 — February 1st, 2012As Ali said about him recently "Angelo inna goo goo ga na ma ma".
Kitty Wells
would have been 107 today
August 30th, 1919 — July 16th, 2012Why do country singers always seem to have the best porn names?
Fred MacMurray
would have been 118 today
August 30th, 1908 — November 5th, 1991The dad on My Three Sons went out for some smokes.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Mohammed al Fayed · 90
died 3 years ago today
January 27th, 1933 — August 30th, 2023OK, OK. We get that he owned hotels and department stores and "football" clubs, but would anyone know this dud if it son wasn't with Diana? We say no. But here we are.
Mikhail Gorbachev · 91
died 4 years ago today
March 2nd, 1931 — August 30th, 2022On the one hand, he won a Nobel Peach Prize, the Indira Gandhi Prize for Peace, and a Grammy with Bill Clinton. On the other hand, he didn't drink or smoke. So this is a tough one for us.
Valerie Harper · 80
died 7 years ago today
August 22nd, 1939 — August 30th, 2019End of the Rhoad.
Wes Craven · 76
died 11 years ago today
August 2nd, 1939 — August 30th, 2015He was born in Cleveland, which explains quite a bit.
Oliver Sacks · 82
died 11 years ago today
July 9th, 1933 — August 30th, 2015He spent the first half of his life doing drugs, riding motorcycles, and bodybuilding. He spent the second part writing books about the brain and getting movies made about him. We would have stuck with the first part.
Glenn Ford · 90
died 20 years ago today
May 1st, 1916 — August 30th, 2006Ditto.
Charles Bronson · 81
died 23 years ago today
November 3rd, 1921 — August 30th, 2003Wish granted.
Fritz Shurmur · 67
died 27 years ago today
July 15th, 1932 — August 30th, 1999Went without a murmur.
Matt Hartl · 23
died 27 years ago today
August 1st, 1976 — August 30th, 1999As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.
Sterling Morrison · 53
died 31 years ago today
August 28th, 1942 — August 30th, 1995We're afraid he's going to miss all tomorrow's parties.
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