Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Don Baylor

    Don Baylor

    would have been 77 today
    June 28th, 1949 — August 7th, 2017

    That's what you get for crowding the plate.

  • Pat Morita

    Pat Morita

    would have been 94 today
    June 28th, 1932 — November 24th, 2005

    Wax off.

  • Mel Brooks

    Mel Brooks · 100

    (b) June 28th, 1926


Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Harlan Ellison

    Harlan Ellison · 84

    died 8 years ago today
    May 27th, 1934 — June 28th, 2018

    He was an award-winning science fiction writer who frequently sued studios for stealing his work. James Cameron hated him, so he couldn't have been that bad.

  • Buddy Ryan

    Buddy Ryan · 85

    died 10 years ago today
    February 17th, 1931 — June 28th, 2016

    As a coach for the Houston Oilers, he punched another coach in the jaw after a fumbled snap. Not sure where the nickname "Buddy" comes from though.

  • Scotty Moore

    Scotty Moore · 84

    died 10 years ago today
    December 27th, 1931 — June 28th, 2016

    He was Elvis Presley's guitarist. If right now you are thinking "Elvis had a guitarist?", then good. It's not just us.

  • Jack Carter

    Jack Carter · 93

    died 11 years ago today
    June 24th, 1922 — June 28th, 2015

    You know what is funny about this guy? Nothing. We swear. Nothing whatsoever. He had some comedy shows, but that doesn't help us. Nothing weird or interesting ever happened to him, and we can't even make fun of his name. Today SUCKS.

  • Robert Byrd

    Robert Byrd · 92

    died 16 years ago today
    November 20th, 1917 — June 28th, 2010

    Now, the early worm can get the Byrd.

  • Billy Mays

    Billy Mays · 50

    died 17 years ago today
    July 20th, 1958 — June 28th, 2009

    The next 100 callers will most likely be on hold for a very long time.

  • Mortimer Adler

    died 25 years ago today
    — June 28th, 2001

    Eventually, he would be known as the world's highest-paid philosopher, but Mort got his start as the guy in the Bazooka Joe comics with the turtleneck over his face. No, really.

  • Allan Carr

    Allan Carr

    died 27 years ago today
    — June 28th, 1999

    First, he brought us Grease, the musical. As if that weren't enough, he then produced Can't Stop The Music, starring The Village People. Good fucking riddance.

  • Glenn Montgomery

    died 28 years ago today
    — June 28th, 1998

    This former defensive lineman for the Oilers and Seahawks succumbed to Lou Gehrig's disease, but was heard to remark that he did not consider himself one of the luckiest men on the face of the Earth.

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God bless Brother Ray, and the music he made, but he's busted.
The booze and the brown made his liver shut down, and he's busted.

(d) June 10th, 2004