Newest Stiffs:

  • Hosni Mubarak

    Hosni Mubarak · 91

    May 4th, 1928 — February 25th, 2020

    Croak like an Egyptian.


  • Robert Conrad

    Robert Conrad · 89

    March 1st, 1930 — February 8th, 2020

    He recorded a song called Bye Bye Baby, acted in Wild Wild West and Baa Baa Black Sheep and is now busy working on his latest project, Bye Bye Bobby.


  • Orson Bean

    Orson Bean · 91

    July 22nd, 1928 — February 7th, 2020

    Planted.


  • Kirk Douglas

    Kirk Douglas · 103

    December 9th, 1916 — February 5th, 2020

    Now in a gunfight at the way, WAY less than OK Corral.


  • Kobe Bryant

    Kobe Bryant · 41

    August 23rd, 1978 — January 26th, 2020

    Dude goes down in a helicopter with his daughter and you came here to see what nasty thing we write about him? What is WRONG with you?

    Just kidding. We couldn't think of anything.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Johnny Cash

    Johnny Cash

    would have been 88 today
    February 26th, 1932 — September 12th, 2003

    Spent (not to mention cold and hard).

  • Bob Novak

    Bob Novak

    would have been 89 today
    February 26th, 1931 — August 18th, 2009

    Now he gets to meet the real Prince of Darkness.

  • Fats Domino

    Fats Domino

    would have been 92 today
    February 26th, 1928 — October 24th, 2017

    A stark reminder of the tragedy that awaits those who find excitement on hills made of any sort of berry.

  • Ariel Sharon

    Ariel Sharon

    would have been 92 today
    February 26th, 1928 — January 11th, 2014

    An Israeli general who has GIRL names for both his first AND last names. Pussy.

  • Betty Hutton

    Betty Hutton

    would have been 99 today
    February 26th, 1921 — March 11th, 2007

    Nice rack.

  • Tony Randall

    Tony Randall

    would have been 100 today
    February 26th, 1920 — May 17th, 2004

    He fathered his first child at the age of 77, and then did it again when he was 79.


    Felix ...?

  • Preacher Roe

    Preacher Roe

    would have been 104 today
    February 26th, 1916 — November 9th, 2008

    Amen.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Joseph Wapner

    Joseph Wapner · 97

    died 3 years ago today
    November 15th, 1919 — February 26th, 2017

    The decision in the case of Grim Reaper v. Wapner is in. Ruling is for the plaintiff.

  • Buddy Miles

    Buddy Miles · 60

    died 12 years ago today
    September 5th, 1947 — February 26th, 2008

    Just another one of them changes, huh, Buddy?

  • David Doyle

    David Doyle · 67

    died 23 years ago today
    December 1st, 1929 — February 26th, 1997

    You may remember him as that marble-mouthed loser from Charlie's Angels. Or, you may remember him as Tom Bosley, which used to really piss him off.

  • Ben Raleigh

    Ben Raleigh · 83

    died 23 years ago today
    June 16th, 1913 — February 26th, 1997

    This Grammy-winning songwriter burned to death in a kitchen fire, and was later cremated. Hopefully, they didn't charge full price.

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As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.

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