Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Charlie Sheen · 61
(b) September 3rd, 1965
Joe Serna
would have been 87 today
September 3rd, 1939 — November 7th, 1999Truly embodying the American dream, he proved that anything is possible in this great country of ours. From his humble beginnings as a child farm laborer, he rose all the way up to being on 34 lists in The September Lee Jr.
Eileen Brennan
would have been 94 today
September 3rd, 1932 — July 28th, 2013She won a Golden Globe for her portrayal of Doreen Lewis in the TV adaptation of Private Benjamin. Yes. This is a CELEBRITY dead pool. We swear.
Whitey Bulger
would have been 97 today
September 3rd, 1929 — October 30th, 2018He died doing what he loved: Participating in a murder.
Eddie Stanky
would have been 110 today
September 3rd, 1916 — June 6th, 1999And gettin' stankier.
Kitty Carlisle
would have been 116 today
September 3rd, 1910 — April 17th, 2007You'd think with a name like Kitty, she'd be pretty attractive. You'd think.
Maurice Papon
would have been 116 today
September 3rd, 1910 — February 17th, 2007A French Nazi, the very worst kind.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Michael Duncan · 54
died 14 years ago today
December 10th, 1957 — September 3rd, 2012Corpse, like the Marines, 'cept spelt different...
Robert Schimmel · 60
died 16 years ago today
January 16th, 1950 — September 3rd, 2010He beat cancer and then died in a car accident. What a comedian!
William Rehnquist · 80
died 21 years ago today
October 1st, 1924 — September 3rd, 2005There goes the neighborhood ....
Pauline Kael · 82
died 25 years ago today
June 19th, 1919 — September 3rd, 2001Flopping around on her four-poster bed like a trout in a rowboat, she finally kicked the proverbial bucket, going tits-up with all the panache and sophistication of a can of yams.
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The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard
Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …
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| 1. | 2026 At Random | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | 2026 Autopsy Listing | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | 2026 Corpse Train | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | 2026 Inductees #1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | 2026 Inductees #2 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | 2026 Inductees #3 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | 2026 List | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 3 | 0 | 0 |