Newest Stiffs:
Bob Newhart · 94
September 5th, 1929 — July 18th, 2024
If you suggest that his finest work wasn't his role in Elf, we will FIGHT YOU.
Shannen Doherty · 53
April 12th, 1971 — July 13th, 2024
Wait, what? She was on Little House on the Prarie? How old WAS this chick?
Richard Simmons · 76
July 12th, 1948 — July 13th, 2024
All that exercise and what did it get him?
Dr. Ruth Westheimer · 96
June 4th, 1928 — July 12th, 2024
Pervert.
Shelley Duvall · 75
July 7th, 1949 — July 11th, 2024
From Popeye to The Shining - talk about RANGE.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Michael Buble · 49
(b) September 9th, 1975
Elvin Jones
would have been 97 today
September 9th, 1927 — May 18th, 2004Maybe now he'll stop fucking banging on everything in sight! Sheesh.
Cliff Robertson
would have been 101 today
September 9th, 1923 — September 10th, 2011He played Hugh Hefner AND JFK. So versatile.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Edward Teller · 95
died 21 years ago today
January 15th, 1908 — September 9th, 2003They call him the father of the hydrogen bomb. Shoulda used a condom, Eddie.
Catfish Hunter · 53
died 25 years ago today
April 8th, 1946 — September 9th, 1999Out of the frying pan, into the ground.
Ruth Roman · 76
died 25 years ago today
December 22nd, 1922 — September 9th, 1999An amazingly resilient woman, she survived not only the sinking of the Andrea Doria, but also four dates with a Bonzo-era Ronald Reagan.
Burgess Meredith · 89
died 27 years ago today
November 16th, 1907 — September 9th, 1997Yo Mick! Mick? Mick?
Bill Monroe · 84
died 28 years ago today
September 13th, 1911 — September 9th, 1996That high lonesome sound just got a little higher and a lot more lonesome.
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The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard
Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …
| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Are You Ready To Die 2 | 5 | 25 |
| 2. | Anarchy Knows Donnie Darko | 5 | 21 |
| 3. | Anarchy Goes To Gma's On Sunday | 4 | 26 |
| 4. | In Through The Out Door | 4 | 25 |
| 5. | Chindon, That's Enough | 4 | 24 |
| 6. | Kay Tastrophe's Toenail Clipping Collection | 4 | 24 |
| 7. | Dead Still Not Dancing | 4 | 22 |
| 8. | Terminal Joe #1 | 4 | 21 |
| 9. | Ima Goner | 4 | 20 |
| 10. | Mah Lizst | 4 | 19 |