Newest Stiffs:

  • Val Kilmer

    Val Kilmer · 65

    December 31st, 1959 — April 1st, 2025

    No longer your huckleberry.


  • Gene Hackman

    Gene Hackman · 95

    January 30th, 1930 — February 17th, 2025

    This dude's body of work was massive, so a funny obit should be easy. But we are STILL trying to figure out what happened to him in that mud room.


  • Jimmy Carter

    Jimmy Carter · 100

    October 1st, 1924 — December 29th, 2024

    Aw, nuts.


  • Greg Gumbel

    Greg Gumbel · 78

    May 3rd, 1946 — December 27th, 2024

    His brother was a sports announcer.


  • Rickey Henderson

    Rickey Henderson · 65

    December 25th, 1958 — December 20th, 2024

    They called him "The greatest Oakland A of all time". Impressive, eh?


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Matthew Fox

    Matthew Fox · 59

    (b) July 14th, 1966


  • Jane Lynch

    Jane Lynch · 65

    (b) July 14th, 1960


  • Rosey Grier

    Rosey Grier · 93

    (b) July 14th, 1932


  • Polly Bergen

    Polly Bergen

    would have been 95 today
    July 14th, 1930 — September 20th, 2014

    Polly wanna casket?

  • John Chancellor

    John Chancellor

    would have been 98 today
    July 14th, 1927 — July 12th, 1996

    Somewhere in custody.

  • Harry Dean Stanton

    Harry Dean Stanton

    would have been 99 today
    July 14th, 1926 — September 15th, 2017

    Fire Corpse with Me

  • Ingmar Bergman

    Ingmar Bergman

    would have been 107 today
    July 14th, 1918 — July 30th, 2007

    And the Reaper wins another chess match.

  • Gerald Ford

    Gerald Ford

    would have been 112 today
    July 14th, 1913 — December 26th, 2006

    Our long national nightmare is over.

  • William Hanna

    William Hanna

    would have been 115 today
    July 14th, 1910 — March 22nd, 2001

    Billy's got it better than a millionaire;

    that's because he isn't even vaguely aware..

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Ivana Trump

    Ivana Trump · 73

    died 3 years ago today
    February 20th, 1949 — July 14th, 2022

    WRONG ONE.

  • Meredith MacRae

    died 25 years ago today
    — July 14th, 2000

    There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction ...

  • Stanley Durwood

    died 26 years ago today
    — July 14th, 1999

    He's credited with inventing the multiplex theater, which means he's directly responsible for turning the majestic Grauman's Chinese into three stuffy little closets. If we had ever heard of him, he might've made a Hate List.

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