Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Tim Tebow

    Tim Tebow · 39

    (b) August 14th, 1987


  • Mila Kunis

    Mila Kunis · 43

    (b) August 14th, 1983


  • Steve Martin

    Steve Martin · 81

    (b) August 14th, 1945


  • David Crosby

    David Crosby

    would have been 85 today
    August 14th, 1941 — January 19th, 2023

    David Dead Eyes.

  • Earl Weaver

    Earl Weaver

    would have been 96 today
    August 14th, 1930 — January 19th, 2013

    Ejected.

  • Gene Scott

    Gene Scott

    would have been 97 today
    August 14th, 1929 — February 21st, 2005

    This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

  • Buddy Greco

    Buddy Greco

    would have been 100 today
    August 14th, 1926 — January 10th, 2017

    From Atlanta to Goodbye.

  • Alice Ghostley

    Alice Ghostley

    would have been 102 today
    August 14th, 1924 — September 21st, 2007

    Now, how are we supposed to improve on that?

  • Wellington Mara

    Wellington Mara

    would have been 110 today
    August 14th, 1916 — October 25th, 2005

    Wellington? What a fag.

  • Horst Horst

    Horst Horst

    would have been 120 today
    August 14th, 1906 — November 18th, 1999

    Bit D. Dust.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Gena Rowlands

    Gena Rowlands · 94

    died 2 years ago today
    June 19th, 1930 — August 14th, 2024

    A woman way, WAY under the influence.

  • Fyvush Finkel

    Fyvush Finkel · 93

    died 10 years ago today
    October 9th, 1922 — August 14th, 2016

    His name in yiddish was "פֿײַוויש פֿינקעל", which loosely translated means "Rat Face".

  • Jack Germond

    Jack Germond · 85

    died 13 years ago today
    January 30th, 1928 — August 14th, 2013

    Old news.

  • Ron Palillo

    Ron Palillo · 63

    died 14 years ago today
    April 2nd, 1949 — August 14th, 2012

    Horshack? Arnold Horshack was famous? How the fuck did that happen?

  • Bruno Kirby

    Bruno Kirby · 57

    died 20 years ago today
    April 28th, 1949 — August 14th, 2006

    And if you doOOoo .... And if you doOOoo ....

  • Earl Anthony

    Earl Anthony · 63

    died 25 years ago today
    April 27th, 1938 — August 14th, 2001

    Square Earl has picked up his last split.

  • Lane Kirkland

    Lane Kirkland · 77

    died 27 years ago today
    March 12th, 1922 — August 14th, 1999

    The former head of the AFL-CIO is DOA.

  • Pee Wee Reese

    Pee Wee Reese · 81

    died 27 years ago today
    July 23rd, 1918 — August 14th, 1999

    Godspeed, Pee Wee. Thanks for the peanut butter cups.

  • Tom Mees

    Tom Mees · 46

    died 30 years ago today
    October 13th, 1949 — August 14th, 1996

    Excellent Swimmer? Perhaps Not.

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