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  • Quincy Jones Jr.

    Quincy Jones Jr. · 91

    March 14th, 1933 — November 3rd, 2024

    It's our party now.


  • Teri Garr

    Teri Garr · 79

    December 11th, 1944 — October 29th, 2024

    Put ze candle BACK!


  • Phil Lesh

    Phil Lesh · 84

    March 15th, 1940 — October 25th, 2024

    He's dead. And we're grateful.


  • Fernando Valenzuela

    Fernando Valenzuela · 63

    November 1st, 1960 — October 22nd, 2024

    El Toro es muerte.


  • Mitzi Gaynor

    Mitzi Gaynor · 93

    September 4th, 1931 — October 17th, 2024

    Say what you want about her gorgeous face, perfect hair, incredible smile, and load of acting talent. We will remember her for her glorious rack.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Taylor Swift

    Taylor Swift · 35

    (b) December 13th, 1989


  • Steve Buscemi

    Steve Buscemi · 67

    (b) December 13th, 1957


  • Herman Cain

    Herman Cain

    would have been 79 today
    December 13th, 1945 — July 30th, 2020

    Crazy. He was completely healthy at a rally in Tulsa last month, and now he's dead of Covid. Hard to imagine.

  • Tim Conway

    Tim Conway

    would have been 91 today
    December 13th, 1933 — May 14th, 2019

    What's a Tim Conway?
    Significantly less these days.

  • Robert Prosky

    Robert Prosky

    would have been 94 today
    December 13th, 1930 — December 8th, 2008

    He's REALLY blue now.

  • Christopher Plummer

    Christopher Plummer

    would have been 95 today
    December 13th, 1929 — February 5th, 2021

    Plummer cracked.

  • Dick Van Dyke

    Dick Van Dyke · 99

    (b) December 13th, 1925


  • Larry Doby

    Larry Doby

    would have been 101 today
    December 13th, 1923 — June 18th, 2003

    The first name in noise reduction does it again.

  • George Shultz

    George Shultz

    would have been 104 today
    December 13th, 1920 — February 6th, 2021

    His wife was married 3 times and all of her husbands died of cancer. Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

  • Archie Moore

    Archie Moore

    would have been 108 today
    December 13th, 1916 — December 9th, 1998

    In his amazing 27-year career, he knocked out more opponents than any other boxer (141), and was the only man to face both Rocky Marciano and Muhammad Ali. Sure, he lost this battle, but look how much softening up it took before Death could count him out.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Alan Thicke

    Alan Thicke · 69

    died 8 years ago today
    March 1st, 1947 — December 13th, 2016

    And getting thinner all the time.

  • Lamar Hunt

    Lamar Hunt · 74

    died 18 years ago today
    August 2nd, 1932 — December 13th, 2006

    The Hunt is over.

  • Zal Yanovsky

    Zal Yanovsky · 57

    died 22 years ago today
    December 19th, 1944 — December 13th, 2002

    The back of his neck is getting dirty and gritty.

  • Lew Grade

    Lew Grade · 91

    died 26 years ago today
    December 25th, 1906 — December 13th, 1998

    In 1980, this entertainment mogul said of his $30 million flop Raise The Titanic, "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic." We know what really killed him.

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