Newest Stiffs:

  • John Paul Stevens

    John Paul Stevens · 99

    April 20th, 1920 — July 16th, 2019

    In the matter of Grim Reaper v. Stevens, the finding is for the plaintiff.

  • Jim Bouton

    Jim Bouton · 80

    March 8th, 1939 — July 10th, 2019

    He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

    Anyway, he's dead.

  • Ross Perot

    Ross Perot · 89

    June 27th, 1930 — July 9th, 2019

    Remember when we all thought he was too crazy to run for President? Boy - those were the days, huh?

  • Rip Torn

    Rip Torn · 88

    February 6th, 1931 — July 9th, 2019

    Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

  • Arte Johnson

    Arte Johnson · 90

    January 20th, 1929 — July 3rd, 2019

    A distinguished acting career, and he'll be bets remember for playing both a Nazi soldier and a horny old man who hit on Ruth Buzzi. Congrats, Arte.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Sandra Oh

    Sandra Oh · 48

    (b) July 20th, 1971

  • Billy Mays

    Billy Mays

    would have been 61 today
    July 20th, 1958 — June 28th, 2009

    The next 100 callers will most likely be on hold for a very long time.

  • Nelson Doubleday

    Nelson Doubleday

    would have been 86 today
    July 20th, 1933 — June 17th, 2015

    For someone who owned a publishing company and a baseball team, this guys life was about as exciting as watching flies fuck.

  • Buddy Knox

    Buddy Knox

    would have been 86 today
    July 20th, 1933 — February 14th, 1999

    They call him a pioneer of rock 'n' roll, but if you've ever heard either of his big hits ("Party Doll" and "Hula Rock"), you know that he was just some goofball with the hiccups.

  • Chuck Daly

    Chuck Daly

    would have been 89 today
    July 20th, 1930 — May 9th, 2009

    Might as well now.

  • Elliott Richardson

    Elliott Richardson

    would have been 99 today
    July 20th, 1920 — December 31st, 1999

    Wonder what it must have felt like to be replaced by that loser Robert Bork?

  • Edmund Hillary

    Edmund Hillary

    would have been 100 today
    July 20th, 1919 — January 11th, 2008

    Because he was there.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Helen Thomas

    Helen Thomas · 92

    died 6 years ago today
    August 4th, 1920 — July 20th, 2013

    That should put an end to all those annoying questions.

  • Tammy Messner

    Tammy Messner · 65

    died 12 years ago today
    March 7th, 1942 — July 20th, 2007

    Two different eye makeup companies just went out of business.

  • James Doohan

    James Doohan · 85

    died 14 years ago today
    March 3rd, 1920 — July 20th, 2005

    He definitely can't get any more power, Captain.

  • Sandra Gould

    Sandra Gould · 82

    died 20 years ago today
    July 23rd, 1916 — July 20th, 1999

    Serves her right, the nosy bitch.

  • Bruce Lee

    Bruce Lee · 32

    died 46 years ago today
    November 27th, 1940 — July 20th, 1973

    Exit The Dragon.

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