Newest Stiffs:

  • O.J. Simpson

    O.J. Simpson · 76

    July 9th, 1947 — April 10th, 2024

    If the cancer don't fit, you must just quit.

  • Louis Gossett

    Louis Gossett · 87

    May 27th, 1936 — March 29th, 2024

    He had nowhere else to go.

  • Joseph Lieberman

    Joseph Lieberman · 82

    February 24th, 1942 — March 27th, 2024

    He helped create the Department of Homeland Security, kneecapped the ACA, and was the leader of No Labels. So, yeah.

  • Steve Lawrence

    Steve Lawrence · 88

    July 8th, 1935 — March 7th, 2024

    Go away, little boy.

  • Richard Lewis

    Richard Lewis · 76

    June 29th, 1947 — February 27th, 2024


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Cyndi Lauper

    Cyndi Lauper · 71

    (b) June 22nd, 1953

  • Elizabeth Warren

    Elizabeth Warren · 75

    (b) June 22nd, 1949

  • David Lander

    David Lander

    would have been 77 today
    June 22nd, 1947 — December 4th, 2020

    Sure, he was Squiggy. But he was also the voice of Smart Ass, the chief weasel of Judge Doom's Toon Patrol in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit".

  • Pistol Pete Maravich

    Pistol Pete Maravich

    would have been 77 today
    June 22nd, 1947 — January 5th, 1988

    Famous? You BET. Go buy a list and see for yourself.

  • Dianne Feinstein

    Dianne Feinstein

    would have been 91 today
    June 22nd, 1933 — September 29th, 2023

    Tragically cut down in the prime of her political career. Sad.

  • Ralph Waite

    Ralph Waite

    would have been 96 today
    June 22nd, 1928 — February 13th, 2014

    Good night John Boy.
    Good night Elizabeth.
    Good night Daddy.
    Daddy? Daddy?

  • Bill Blass

    Bill Blass

    would have been 102 today
    June 22nd, 1922 — June 12th, 2002

    Sophisticated, debonair, discerning, suave, distinctive, stylish and dead.

  • Anne Lindbergh

    Anne Lindbergh

    would have been 118 today
    June 22nd, 1906 — February 7th, 2001

    Now it can finally be revealed that Charles was nothing more than a bed-wetting coward, and "Kiss-My-Fanny" Annie did all the flying.

  • Billy Wilder

    Billy Wilder

    would have been 118 today
    June 22nd, 1906 — March 27th, 2002

    Maybe it's just us, but there's something really creepy about a guy this old who still calls himself Billy.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Judith Krantz

    Judith Krantz · 91

    died 5 years ago today
    January 9th, 1928 — June 22nd, 2019

    Til we meet again indeed.

  • George Carlin

    George Carlin · 71

    died 16 years ago today
    May 12th, 1937 — June 22nd, 2008

    Tonight's forecast calls for increasing chest pains followed by perpetual darkness.

  • Ann Landers

    Ann Landers · 83

    died 22 years ago today
    July 4th, 1918 — June 22nd, 2002

    Dear Readers,
    I've had it. After 50 years of saying "Take your head out of your ass" in a million different ways, I'm throwing in the towel. Figure out your own stupid little problems from now on.
    -Lifeless on Lake Shore

  • Darryl Kile

    died 22 years ago today
    — June 22nd, 2002

    They say he had one of the best curveballs in the game, but it looks like the cosmic closer just threw him a doozy.

  • Maureen O'Sullivan

    died 26 years ago today
    — June 22nd, 1998

    She managed to salvage her career by starring in A Day At The Races, right in the middle of a whole string of idiotic movies that featured her running around the jungle with a chimp and a guy in a diaper.

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