Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Craig Heyward

    Craig Heyward

    would have been 60 today
    September 26th, 1966 — May 27th, 2006

    Clank!

  • Olivia Newton-John

    Olivia Newton-John

    would have been 78 today
    September 26th, 1948 — August 8th, 2022

    Look at me
    I'm Sandra Dee
    Dead as a
    Doornail can be.

  • Bryan Ferry

    Bryan Ferry · 81

    (b) September 26th, 1945


  • Winnie Mandela

    Winnie Mandela

    would have been 90 today
    September 26th, 1936 — April 2nd, 2018

    Nelson Mandela managed to make it through 27 years in prison, but could only handle 2 years married to Winnie once he was out. Not sure what all that means, but it can't be good.

  • Julie London

    Julie London

    would have been 100 today
    September 26th, 1926 — October 18th, 2000

    Sadly, Julie had just begun working on a remake of her biggest hit, an updated version called "Buy Me A Liver."

  • Jack LaLanne

    Jack LaLanne

    would have been 112 today
    September 26th, 1914 — January 23rd, 2011

    He exercised every day since he was a teenager, and ate nothing but healthy food his whole life. And he died anyway.

  • Zachary Fisher

    Zachary Fisher

    would have been 116 today
    September 26th, 1910 — June 4th, 1999

    He was a noted philanthropist, which we guess is what you do when you're really rich and really talentless.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Brooks Robinson

    Brooks Robinson · 86

    died 3 years ago today
    May 18th, 1937 — September 26th, 2023

    Brooks isn't here.

  • Jacques Chirac

    Jacques Chirac · 86

    died 7 years ago today
    November 29th, 1932 — September 26th, 2019

    The only thing he had more of than corruption charges were girlfriends. Can't decide if we like him or not.

  • Andy Williams

    Andy Williams · 84

    died 14 years ago today
    December 3rd, 1927 — September 26th, 2012

    Tomb River.

  • Gloria Stuart

    Gloria Stuart · 100

    died 16 years ago today
    July 4th, 1910 — September 26th, 2010

    She was honored TWICE in one month for a long and outstanding career. Haven't these people ever heard of The Woody Herman Phenomenon? They might as well have pushed her off a cliff.

  • Paul Newman

    Paul Newman · 83

    died 18 years ago today
    January 26th, 1925 — September 26th, 2008

    What we've got here is failure to perpetuate.

  • Byron Nelson

    Byron Nelson · 94

    died 20 years ago today
    February 4th, 1912 — September 26th, 2006

    Classic.

  • Robert Palmer

    Robert Palmer · 54

    died 23 years ago today
    January 19th, 1949 — September 26th, 2003

    Simply irretrievable.

  • Richard Mulligan

    Richard Mulligan · 67

    died 26 years ago today
    November 13th, 1932 — September 26th, 2000

    The star of Empty Nest fills a box.

  • Oseola McCarty

    Oseola McCarty · 91

    died 27 years ago today
    March 7th, 1908 — September 26th, 1999

    Would it have killed her to send US a few bucks? Oh. It would have? OK.

  • Betty Carter

    Betty Carter · 69

    died 28 years ago today
    May 16th, 1929 — September 26th, 1998

    Baby, it's downright freezing outside.

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