Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Wesley Willis
would have been 63 today
May 31st, 1963 — August 21st, 2003Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago,
Forest Lawn — celebrate a life!
Happy Hairston
would have been 84 today
May 31st, 1942 — May 1st, 2001His given name was Harold, and he's now known as "Somewhat Less Than Thrilled" Hairston.
Johnny PayCheck
would have been 88 today
May 31st, 1938 — February 19th, 2003The Big Bank In The Sky has issued a stop payment.
Clint Eastwood · 96
(b) May 31st, 1930
Prince Rainier
would have been 103 today
May 31st, 1923 — April 6th, 2005No offense, Your Highness, but your beer SUCKS.
Don Ameche
would have been 118 today
May 31st, 1908 — December 6th, 1993Killed in a Mafia hit, reputed to have been ordered by his arch-rival, Don Pardo.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Christo · 84
died 6 years ago today
June 13th, 1935 — May 31st, 2020Wrapped up.
Jean Stapleton · 90
died 13 years ago today
January 19th, 1923 — May 31st, 2013Stifled herself.
Arlene Francis · 93
died 25 years ago today
October 20th, 1907 — May 31st, 2001Is she buried in a breadbox?
Tito Puente · 77
died 26 years ago today
April 20th, 1923 — May 31st, 2000We've been listening to him for years. Oye como fue.
Johnnie Taylor · 66
died 26 years ago today
May 5th, 1934 — May 31st, 2000So, who's making love to his old lady?
Timothy Leary · 75
died 30 years ago today
October 22nd, 1920 — May 31st, 1996Turned in, tuned out, dropped dead.
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| 2. | 2026 Autopsy Listing | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | 2026 Corpse Train | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | 2026 Inductees #1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | 2026 Inductees #2 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | 2026 Inductees #3 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | 2026 List | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 3 | 0 | 0 |