Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Heidi Montag · 40
(b) September 15th, 1986
Dina Lohan · 64
(b) September 15th, 1962
Tommy Lee Jones · 80
(b) September 15th, 1946
Merlin Olsen
would have been 86 today
September 15th, 1940 — March 11th, 201014 time Pro Bowler and 1968 Pro Bowl MVP with 94 career sacks - and he'll still be remembered as a mildly retarded guy on Little House on the Prairie.
Norm Crosby
would have been 99 today
September 15th, 1927 — November 7th, 2020He was called "The Master of Malaprop", which is where you purposely use the wrong word in a sentence, making it hilarious. For example, saying "You could have knocked me over with a fender." We assume the word "hilarious" meant something different back in the 60's.
Bobby Short
would have been 102 today
September 15th, 1924 — March 21st, 2005Bobby dead, too.
Jackie Cooper
would have been 104 today
September 15th, 1922 — May 3rd, 2011Great Caesar's ghost!
Norma Macmillan
would have been 105 today
September 15th, 1921 — March 21st, 2001The voice of Sweet Polly Purebread is toast.
Nipsey Russell
would have been 108 today
September 15th, 1918 — October 2nd, 2005For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
Penny Singleton
would have been 118 today
September 15th, 1908 — November 12th, 2003Dagwood's wife has lost her life.
Fay Wray
would have been 119 today
September 15th, 1907 — August 8th, 2004That should put an end to all that goddamned screaming.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Harry Dean Stanton · 91
died 9 years ago today
July 14th, 1926 — September 15th, 2017Fire Corpse with Me
Richard Wright · 65
died 18 years ago today
July 28th, 1943 — September 15th, 2008See you on the dark side of the moon.
Brett Somers · 83
died 19 years ago today
July 11th, 1924 — September 15th, 2007Once Charles Nelson Reilly died, there was nobody left who would talk to her.
Oriana Fallaci · 77
died 20 years ago today
June 29th, 1929 — September 15th, 2006There's a blowjob joke here somewhere, we just know it ....
Johnny Ramone · 55
died 22 years ago today
October 8th, 1948 — September 15th, 2004That's three in three years. Must be genetic.Fred De Cordova
died 25 years ago today
— September 15th, 2001How dead is he?Robert Warren
died 37 years ago today
— September 15th, 1989Man, that's not even close.
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| 2. | 2026 Autopsy Listing | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | 2026 Corpse Train | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | 2026 Inductees #1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | 2026 Inductees #2 | 0 | 0 |
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| 7. | 2026 List | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | 2026 Stiffs R Us 3 | 0 | 0 |