Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Michael Jackson
would have been 68 today
August 29th, 1958 — June 25th, 2009He touched so many...
Robin Leach
would have been 85 today
August 29th, 1941 — August 24th, 2018Lifestyles of the Limp and Lifeless.
James Brady
would have been 86 today
August 29th, 1940 — August 4th, 2014So maybe a 21-gun salute would be inappropriate here ...
John McCain
would have been 90 today
August 29th, 1936 — August 25th, 2018He ran for President twice. Apparently he was way, WAY too smart for that job.
William Friedkin
would have been 91 today
August 29th, 1935 — August 7th, 2023Married four times and engaged three other times. Sheesh. Why can't we have that kind of money to throw away?
Charles Gray
would have been 98 today
August 29th, 1928 — March 7th, 2000Here's your friggin' time warp, Professor.
Richard Attenborough
would have been 103 today
August 29th, 1923 — August 24th, 2014Great funeral. Spared no expense.
Mr. Blackwell
would have been 104 today
August 29th, 1922 — October 19th, 2008Richie is now wearing a boxy, pine number that no self-respecting designer would be caught dead in.
Isabel Sanford
would have been 109 today
August 29th, 1917 — July 12th, 2004She's a-movin' on in (movin' on in) to the hillside ....
Marie-Louise Meilleur
would have been 146 today
August 29, 1880 — April 16th, 1998Though she didn't quite make it to 118, she is survived by 4 of her 10 children, 85 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren, and 57 great-great-grandchildren. What a slut!
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Ed Asner · 91
died 5 years ago today
November 15th, 1929 — August 29th, 2021Up, up and away.
Gene Wilder · 83
died 10 years ago today
June 11th, 1933 — August 29th, 2016Got his golden ticket punched.
Wayne Dyer · 75
died 11 years ago today
May 10th, 1940 — August 29th, 2015Looking for a funny obit? Help yourself.
Richard Jewell · 44
died 19 years ago today
December 17th, 1962 — August 29th, 2007He was living proof of the old saying, "No good deed goes unpunished."
Now, he's not even that.
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