Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Robert Gibbs

    Robert Gibbs · 55

    (b) March 29th, 1971


  • Billy Beane

    Billy Beane · 64

    (b) March 29th, 1962


  • Perry Farrell

    Perry Farrell · 67

    (b) March 29th, 1959


  • Earl Campbell

    Earl Campbell · 71

    (b) March 29th, 1955


  • Michael Brecker

    Michael Brecker

    would have been 77 today
    March 29th, 1949 — January 13th, 2007

    He was a true pioneer of "light jazz," and without him, there could be no David Sanborn or Kenny G. Thanks a billion, Mike.

  • Speedy Keen

    Speedy Keen

    would have been 81 today
    March 29th, 1945 — March 12th, 2002

    There's something in the air, alright, and it's coming from the corpse of the drummer for Thunderclap Newman.

  • Eric Idle

    Eric Idle · 83

    (b) March 29th, 1943


  • John Major

    John Major · 83

    (b) March 29th, 1943


  • Vincent Gigante

    Vincent Gigante

    would have been 98 today
    March 29th, 1928 — December 19th, 2005

    Nicknamed "The Chin," as in, "took it on the ...."

  • John McLaughlin

    John McLaughlin

    would have been 99 today
    March 29th, 1927 — August 16th, 2016

    He made a living by yelling at people and being a know-it-all on TV for 34 years. An American hero, when you think about it.

  • Eileen Heckart

    Eileen Heckart

    would have been 107 today
    March 29th, 1919 — December 31st, 2001

    Butterflies are free ... and so is she.

  • Eugene McCarthy

    Eugene McCarthy

    would have been 110 today
    March 29th, 1916 — December 10th, 2005

    The gentleman from Minnesota will yield ...

  • Ernst Junger

    Ernst Junger

    would have been 131 today
    March 29, 1895 — February 17th, 1998

    As an influential and successful warrior-author, he was heavily courted by the then-emerging Nazis, but declined to join the party. He opted instead for the more extremist, fringe groups of the time. Sounds like a fun date.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Richard Chamberlain

    Richard Chamberlain · 90

    died 1 year ago today
    March 31st, 1934 — March 29th, 2025

    This guy won the Golden Apple Award for Most Cooperative Actor - two years IN A ROW!

  • Louis Gossett

    Louis Gossett · 87

    died 2 years ago today
    May 27th, 1936 — March 29th, 2024

    He had nowhere else to go.

  • Patty Duke

    Patty Duke · 69

    died 10 years ago today
    December 14th, 1946 — March 29th, 2016

    Her son was in Lord of the Rings, Goonies, and actually played the lead role in Rudy. Gotta be a bitch when your kid gets way better roles than you ever did.

  • Lou Saban

    Lou Saban · 87

    died 17 years ago today
    October 13th, 1921 — March 29th, 2009

    Football coach - from when the footballs and helmets were made out of the same stuff.

  • Johnnie Cochran

    Johnnie Cochran · 67

    died 21 years ago today
    October 2nd, 1937 — March 29th, 2005

    If he doesn't breathe, you must bereave.

  • Howell Heflin

    Howell Heflin · 83

    died 21 years ago today
    June 19th, 1921 — March 29th, 2005

    He put the "scum" in "Tuscumbia, Alabama".

  • Joe Williams

    Joe Williams · 80

    died 27 years ago today
    December 12th, 1918 — March 29th, 1999

    Everyday he has the blues, but maybe today, a little worse than usual.

  • Lee Atwater

    Lee Atwater · 40

    died 35 years ago today
    February 27th, 1951 — March 29th, 1991

    Famous? You bet your ASS he's famous.

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