Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Paris Jackson · 28
(b) April 3rd, 1998
Amanda Bynes · 40
(b) April 3rd, 1986
Alec Baldwin · 68
(b) April 3rd, 1958
Lyle Alzado
would have been 77 today
April 3rd, 1949 — May 14th, 1992This is your brain on steroids ....
Tony Orlando · 82
(b) April 3rd, 1944
Jan Berry
would have been 85 today
April 3rd, 1941 — March 26th, 2004Okay, so, now there's, like, 2.000000001 girls for every boy.
Lawton Chiles
would have been 96 today
April 3rd, 1930 — December 12th, 1998Appropriately, they called him "Walkin' Lawton," after he crisscrossed the state of Florida on foot during a Senate campaign. Now, just as appropriately, they call him "mulch."
Helmut Kohl
would have been 96 today
April 3rd, 1930 — June 16th, 2017They said he was friends with Vladimir Putin. The leader of a country friends with that maniac? Man. Good thing that would never happen in the US.
Wally Moon
would have been 96 today
April 3rd, 1930 — February 9th, 2018He batted left-handed and threw right-handed - which explains why he didn't have a free hand to take care of that uni-brow.
Don Gibson
would have been 98 today
April 3rd, 1928 — November 17th, 2003Sweet dreams, Gib.
Jennifer Paterson
would have been 98 today
April 3rd, 1928 — August 10th, 1999Chain-smoking co-host of a cooking show called "Two Fat Ladies" which featured recipes heavy on the butter. How is it possible that none of us saw this coming?
Marlon Brando
would have been 102 today
April 3rd, 1924 — July 2nd, 2004Consider that grocery bill paid in full.
Doris Day
would have been 104 today
April 3rd, 1922 — May 13th, 2019Day turns to night.
Ivan Demyanyuk
would have been 106 today
April 3rd, 1920 — March 17th, 2012He was a Nazi war criminal convicted of 27,900 counts of murder, and he lived in Cleveland for most of his life. Figures.
Herb Caen
would have been 110 today
April 3rd, 1916 — February 1st, 1997They say he coined the term "beatnik." Now he's dead. Crazy.
Iron Eyes Cody
would have been 122 today
April 3rd, 1904 — January 4th, 1999Crybaby. After his famous TV commercial, he was known for a time as Rust Face.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Ira Einhorn · 79
died 6 years ago today
May 15th, 1940 — April 3rd, 2020The Unicorn Killer was the rare combo of convicted murderer and environmental activist.
Sarah Brady · 73
died 11 years ago today
February 6th, 1942 — April 3rd, 2015A gun control advocate, and wife of a guy that got shot protecting Reagan. This, kids, is why we have a Fame Committee now.
Eddie Robinson · 88
died 19 years ago today
February 13th, 1919 — April 3rd, 2007He had 408 career wins, all of them offset by one significant loss.
Lionel Bart · 68
died 27 years ago today
August 1st, 1930 — April 3rd, 1999Consider yourself dead meat.
Warren Oates · 53
died 44 years ago today
July 5th, 1928 — April 3rd, 1982Sown.
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