Newest Stiffs:
Henry Kissinger · 100
May 27th, 1923 — November 29th, 2023
He was the guy who said "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac". Good thing, too - because he's uglier than a mud fence.
Rosalyn Carter · 96
August 18th, 1927 — November 19th, 2023
She won the Presidential Medal of Freedom, is in the Women's Hall of Fame, won countless awards, and has four degrees. She was also married to some sort of politician.
Bobby Knight · 83
October 25th, 1940 — November 1st, 2023
Weird that he died of a heart attack. He was such a calm, collected guy.
Matthew Perry · 54
August 19th, 1969 — October 28th, 2023
Mental note: make sure you have Friends that know how to swim.
Jimmy Buffett · 76
December 25th, 1946 — September 1st, 2023
Key South.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Morton Downey
would have been 80 today
December 9th, 1943 — March 12th, 2001Maybe those skinheads finally got him ....
Junior Wells
would have been 89 today
December 9th, 1934 — January 6th, 1998Now learning to play a whole new kind of harp.Dame Judi Dench · 89
(b) December 9th, 1934
Buck Henry
would have been 93 today
December 9th, 1930 — January 8th, 2020Say what you will about the guy who played the pedophile babysitter on SNL - we liked him.
Dick Van Patten
would have been 95 today
December 9th, 1928 — June 23rd, 2015Eight is clearly no longer enough.
Kirk Douglas
would have been 107 today
December 9th, 1916 — February 5th, 2020Now in a gunfight at the way, WAY less than OK Corral.
Douglas Fairbanks
would have been 114 today
December 9th, 1909 — May 7th, 2000Gunga done.
Dalton Trumbo
would have been 118 today
December 9th, 1905 — September 10th, 1976Who are we kidding? He was probably a commie.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Mary Ann Mobley · 75
died 9 years ago today
February 17th, 1939 — December 9th, 2014Im-Mobley.
Gene Barry · 90
died 14 years ago today
June 14th, 1919 — December 9th, 2009A longtime cabaret and touring stage performer, Mr. Barry played President Richard M. Nixon in a 1982 Atlanta production of "Watergate: A Musical." Can't believe that wasn't a bigger hit..jpg)
Paul Simon · 75
died 20 years ago today
November 29th, 1928 — December 9th, 2003There goes two-timin' Simon
Archie Moore · 81
died 25 years ago today
December 13th, 1916 — December 9th, 1998In his amazing 27-year career, he knocked out more opponents than any other boxer (141), and was the only man to face both Rocky Marciano and Muhammad Ali. Sure, he lost this battle, but look how much softening up it took before Death could count him out.
Mary Leakey · 83
died 27 years ago today
February 6th, 1913 — December 9th, 1996Night night, monkey lady.
Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan · 88
died 28 years ago today
January 22nd, 1907 — December 9th, 1995Probably blames this on an instrument malfunction, too.
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| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Written In Pencil. | 6 | 38 |
| 2. | Iago I | 6 | 34 |
| 3. | Iago Ii | 6 | 34 |
| 4. | Kick The Bucket List 8: The Bullet | 6 | 34 |
| 5. | Zircontweezers | 6 | 33 |
| 6. | Anarchy Is Hangin' With The Raisin Girls | 6 | 31 |
| 7. | Die Liza Die...and All That Jazz | 6 | 31 |
| 8. | Kime - Corpses Wanted 2023 | 5 | 40 |
| 9. | Doctor Of Death Iii | 5 | 37 |
| 10. | Maker Meeters 2 | 5 | 37 |