Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Julian Assange

    Julian Assange · 55

    (b) July 3rd, 1971


  • Tom Cruise

    Tom Cruise · 64

    (b) July 3rd, 1962


  • Laura Branigan

    Laura Branigan

    would have been 69 today
    July 3rd, 1957 — August 26th, 2004

    We couldn't think of anything for her, but then some guy named Neil wrote in, saying "She was one hot, gravel-throated, sweaty, dyke rocker," so, we're going to go with that.

  • Elizabeth Edwards

    Elizabeth Edwards

    would have been 77 today
    July 3rd, 1949 — December 7th, 2010

    Pretty sure she wouldn't have lasted this long without the support of her husband.

  • Pete Fountain

    Pete Fountain

    would have been 96 today
    July 3rd, 1930 — August 6th, 2016

    Fountain of Old.

  • Ken Russell

    Ken Russell

    would have been 99 today
    July 3rd, 1927 — November 27th, 2011

    His state has been altered.

  • Earl Butz

    Earl Butz

    would have been 117 today
    July 3rd, 1909 — February 2nd, 2008

    All he was looking for in life was a cushy Cabinet post, a repugnant sense of humor, and a warm mouth to put his foot into.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Michael Madsen

    Michael Madsen · 67

    died 1 year ago today
    September 25th, 1957 — July 3rd, 2025

    His best role: Free Willy. No question.

  • Arte Johnson

    Arte Johnson · 90

    died 7 years ago today
    January 20th, 1929 — July 3rd, 2019

    A distinguished acting career, and he'll be bets remember for playing both a Nazi soldier and a horny old man who hit on Ruth Buzzi. Congrats, Arte.

  • Andy Griffith

    Andy Griffith · 86

    died 14 years ago today
    June 1st, 1926 — July 3rd, 2012

    Great. Now we're going to have that stupid whistling in our head all day.

  • Mark Sandman

    Mark Sandman · 46

    died 27 years ago today
    September 24th, 1952 — July 3rd, 1999

    Exit Sandman.

  • Johnny Copeland

    Johnny Copeland · 60

    died 29 years ago today
    March 27th, 1937 — July 3rd, 1997

    The Texas Twister done blew hisse'f out.

  • Pancho Gonzales

    Pancho Gonzales · 67

    died 31 years ago today
    May 9th, 1928 — July 3rd, 1995

    He was Andre Agassi's brother-in-law. Somebody somewhere was robbing the cradle, that's just all there is to it.

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We couldn't think of anything for her, but then some guy named Neil wrote in, saying "She was one hot, gravel-throated, sweaty, dyke rocker," so, we're going to go with that.

(d) August 26th, 2004