Newest Stiffs:
Quincy Jones Jr. · 91
March 14th, 1933 — November 3rd, 2024
It's our party now.
Teri Garr · 79
December 11th, 1944 — October 29th, 2024
Put ze candle BACK!
Phil Lesh · 84
March 15th, 1940 — October 25th, 2024
He's dead. And we're grateful.
Fernando Valenzuela · 63
November 1st, 1960 — October 22nd, 2024
El Toro es muerte.
Mitzi Gaynor · 93
September 4th, 1931 — October 17th, 2024
Say what you want about her gorgeous face, perfect hair, incredible smile, and load of acting talent. We will remember her for her glorious rack.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Taylor Swift · 35
(b) December 13th, 1989
Steve Buscemi · 67
(b) December 13th, 1957
Herman Cain
would have been 79 today
December 13th, 1945 — July 30th, 2020Crazy. He was completely healthy at a rally in Tulsa last month, and now he's dead of Covid. Hard to imagine.
Tim Conway
would have been 91 today
December 13th, 1933 — May 14th, 2019What's a Tim Conway?
Significantly less these days.
Robert Prosky
would have been 94 today
December 13th, 1930 — December 8th, 2008He's REALLY blue now.
Christopher Plummer
would have been 95 today
December 13th, 1929 — February 5th, 2021Plummer cracked.
Dick Van Dyke · 99
(b) December 13th, 1925
Larry Doby
would have been 101 today
December 13th, 1923 — June 18th, 2003The first name in noise reduction does it again.
George Shultz
would have been 104 today
December 13th, 1920 — February 6th, 2021His wife was married 3 times and all of her husbands died of cancer. Coincidence? Yeah, probably.
Archie Moore
would have been 108 today
December 13th, 1916 — December 9th, 1998In his amazing 27-year career, he knocked out more opponents than any other boxer (141), and was the only man to face both Rocky Marciano and Muhammad Ali. Sure, he lost this battle, but look how much softening up it took before Death could count him out.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Alan Thicke · 69
died 8 years ago today
March 1st, 1947 — December 13th, 2016And getting thinner all the time.
Lamar Hunt · 74
died 18 years ago today
August 2nd, 1932 — December 13th, 2006The Hunt is over.
Zal Yanovsky · 57
died 22 years ago today
December 19th, 1944 — December 13th, 2002The back of his neck is getting dirty and gritty.
Lew Grade · 91
died 26 years ago today
December 25th, 1906 — December 13th, 1998In 1980, this entertainment mogul said of his $30 million flop Raise The Titanic, "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic." We know what really killed him.
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The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard
Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …
| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Are You Ready To Die 2 | 5 | 25 |
| 2. | Mah Lizst | 5 | 25 |
| 3. | Death Becomes You | 5 | 23 |
| 4. | Anarchy Knows Donnie Darko | 5 | 21 |
| 5. | Jon3 | 5 | 20 |
| 6. | Buh-bye! | 4 | 33 |
| 7. | Aardvark4 | 4 | 29 |
| 8. | Anarchy Goes To Gma's On Sunday | 4 | 26 |
| 9. | In Through The Out Door | 4 | 25 |
| 10. | Reaper 1 | 4 | 25 |