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  • Lawrence Ferlinghetti

    Lawrence Ferlinghetti · 101

    March 24th, 1919 — February 23rd, 2021

    There once was a guy named Larry
    Whose poetry game was hairy
    Lived many years
    Faced all his fears
    And was only just recently buried


  • Rush Limbaugh

    Rush Limbaugh · 70

    January 12th, 1951 — February 17th, 2021

    Michael J. Fox is probably laughing his ASS off right now.


  • Larry Flynt

    Larry Flynt · 78

    November 1st, 1942 — February 10th, 2021

    He called himself a "smut peddler". He has a solid gold wheelchair, won a case in front of the US Supreme Court, found and then lost Jesus, and was depicted by Woody Harrelson in a movie about his life. Hero? You be the judge.


  • Marty Schottenheimer

    Marty Schottenheimer · 77

    September 23rd, 1943 — February 8th, 2021

    200 wins, no championships, not in the hall of fame. But you know, famous.


  • George Shultz

    George Shultz · 100

    December 13th, 1920 — February 6th, 2021

    His wife was married 3 times and all of her husbands died of cancer. Coincidence? Yeah, probably.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Johnny Cash

    Johnny Cash

    would have been 89 today
    February 26th, 1932 — September 12th, 2003

    Spent (not to mention cold and hard).

  • Bob Novak

    Bob Novak

    would have been 90 today
    February 26th, 1931 — August 18th, 2009

    Now he gets to meet the real Prince of Darkness.

  • Fats Domino

    Fats Domino

    would have been 93 today
    February 26th, 1928 — October 24th, 2017

    A stark reminder of the tragedy that awaits those who find excitement on hills made of any sort of berry.

  • Ariel Sharon

    Ariel Sharon

    would have been 93 today
    February 26th, 1928 — January 11th, 2014

    An Israeli general who has GIRL names for both his first AND last names. Pussy.

  • Betty Hutton

    Betty Hutton

    would have been 100 today
    February 26th, 1921 — March 11th, 2007

    Nice rack.

  • Tony Randall

    Tony Randall

    would have been 101 today
    February 26th, 1920 — May 17th, 2004

    He fathered his first child at the age of 77, and then did it again when he was 79.


    Felix ...?

  • Preacher Roe

    Preacher Roe

    would have been 105 today
    February 26th, 1916 — November 9th, 2008

    Amen.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Clive Cussler

    Clive Cussler · 88

    died 1 year ago today
    July 15th, 1931 — February 26th, 2020

    Check out his latest book "Decomposing Old White Guy".

  • Joseph Wapner

    Joseph Wapner · 97

    died 4 years ago today
    November 15th, 1919 — February 26th, 2017

    The decision in the case of Grim Reaper v. Wapner is in. Ruling is for the plaintiff.

  • Buddy Miles

    Buddy Miles · 60

    died 13 years ago today
    September 5th, 1947 — February 26th, 2008

    Just another one of them changes, huh, Buddy?

  • David Doyle

    David Doyle · 67

    died 24 years ago today
    December 1st, 1929 — February 26th, 1997

    You may remember him as that marble-mouthed loser from Charlie's Angels. Or, you may remember him as Tom Bosley, which used to really piss him off.

  • Ben Raleigh

    Ben Raleigh · 83

    died 24 years ago today
    June 16th, 1913 — February 26th, 1997

    This Grammy-winning songwriter burned to death in a kitchen fire, and was later cremated. Hopefully, they didn't charge full price.

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