Newest Stiffs:

  • David Prowse

    David Prowse · 85

    July 1st, 1935 — November 28th, 2020

    Later, Vader.


  • Diego Maradona

    Diego Maradona · 60

    October 30th, 1960 — November 25th, 2020

    DEAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!!


  • Alex Trebek

    Alex Trebek · 80

    July 22nd, 1940 — November 8th, 2020

    I'll take "Incurable diseases" for $2000, Alex.


  • Norm Crosby

    Norm Crosby · 93

    September 15th, 1927 — November 7th, 2020

    He was called "The Master of Malaprop", which is where you purposely use the wrong word in a sentence, making it hilarious. For example, saying "You could have knocked me over with a fender." We assume the word "hilarious" meant something different back in the 60's.


  • Sean Connery

    Sean Connery · 90

    August 25th, 1930 — October 31st, 2020

    Diamonds are forever. Bonds? Not so much.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Richard Pryor

    Richard Pryor

    would have been 80 today
    December 1st, 1940 — December 10th, 2005

    His flame, finally, has gone out.

  • Woody Allen

    Woody Allen · 85

    (b) December 1st, 1935


  • Lou Rawls

    Lou Rawls

    would have been 87 today
    December 1st, 1933 — January 6th, 2006

    Just like a natural man.

  • David Doyle

    David Doyle

    would have been 91 today
    December 1st, 1929 — February 26th, 1997

    You may remember him as that marble-mouthed loser from Charlie's Angels. Or, you may remember him as Tom Bosley, which used to really piss him off.

  • Stansfield Turner

    Stansfield Turner

    would have been 97 today
    December 1st, 1923 — January 18th, 2018

    he ran the Naval War College. We had no idea there was a college for a war on navals. Good to know.

  • Le Duc Anh

    Le Duc Anh

    would have been 100 today
    December 1st, 1920 — April 22nd, 2019

    Loosely translated, his name means "He who is the leader of those who would follow, and will rule over the will of the people, and also looks like a Duck."

  • Cyril Ritchard

    Cyril Ritchard

    would have been 123 today
    December 1, 1897 — December 18th, 1977

    Hooked.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Rick Majerus

    Rick Majerus · 64

    died 8 years ago today
    February 17th, 1948 — December 1st, 2012

    He had a 517-215 record is his 25 years of coaching, and went to 12 NCAA tournaments without ever winning a national title. He's also dead.

  • Tommy Henrich

    Tommy Henrich · 96

    died 11 years ago today
    February 20th, 1913 — December 1st, 2009

    Really old. Not reliable.

  • Prince Bernhard

    Prince Bernhard · 93

    died 16 years ago today
    June 29th, 1911 — December 1st, 2004

    He was often referred to as the most charismatic member of the Dutch royal family, which is kind of like being known as the smartest Oakland Raiders fan.

  • Dave McNally

    died 18 years ago today
    — December 1st, 2002

    He's off the map.

  • Stephane Grappelli

    died 23 years ago today
    — December 1st, 1997

    Now playing solo gigs at Le Cold Club, n'est-ce pas?

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