Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Bobcat Goldthwait

    Bobcat Goldthwait · 64

    (b) March 26th, 1962


  • Teddy Pendergrass

    Teddy Pendergrass

    would have been 76 today
    March 26th, 1950 — January 13th, 2010

    Close The Door and Turn off the Lights.

  • Martin Short

    Martin Short · 76

    (b) March 26th, 1950


  • Steven Tyler

    Steven Tyler · 78

    (b) March 26th, 1948


  • Diana Ross

    Diana Ross · 82

    (b) March 26th, 1944


  • Bob Woodward

    Bob Woodward · 83

    (b) March 26th, 1943


  • James Caan

    James Caan

    would have been 86 today
    March 26th, 1940 — July 6th, 2022

    People always remember him for The Godfather, but for us it will always be Undercover Grandpa. A true triumph of cinematic artwork.

  • Nancy Pelosi

    Nancy Pelosi · 86

    (b) March 26th, 1940


  • Alan Arkin

    Alan Arkin

    would have been 92 today
    March 26th, 1934 — June 30th, 2023

    Ain't no sunshine when he's gone.

  • Leonard Nimoy

    Leonard Nimoy

    would have been 95 today
    March 26th, 1931 — February 27th, 2015

    At least he prospered.

  • Gregory Corso

    Gregory Corso

    would have been 96 today
    March 26th, 1930 — January 17th, 2001

    There once was a poet named Corso

    who had a bad gland in his torso.

    But, before cancer nailed him,

    beat critics once hailed him

    as, like, Kerouac, only more so.

  • Sandra Day O’Connor

    Sandra Day O’Connor

    would have been 96 today
    March 26th, 1930 — December 1st, 2023

    First woman on the Supreme Court, and she was replaced with Samuel Alito. How's THAT for a kick in the pants?

  • William Westmoreland

    William Westmoreland

    would have been 112 today
    March 26th, 1914 — July 18th, 2005

    So much for that light at the end of the tunnel.

  • Bob Crosby

    Bob Crosby

    would have been 115 today
    March 26th, 1911 — January 7th, 2000

    Nebraska's Boy Governor trades his soap box in on a pine one.

  • Viktor Frankl

    Viktor Frankl

    would have been 121 today
    March 26th, 1905 — September 2nd, 1997

    Having completed his search for meaning in life, he's now on the hunt for meaning in death. Good luck, Doc.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Geraldine Ferraro

    Geraldine Ferraro · 75

    died 15 years ago today
    August 26th, 1935 — March 26th, 2011

    She had a good run.

  • Jan Berry

    Jan Berry · 62

    died 22 years ago today
    April 3rd, 1941 — March 26th, 2004

    Okay, so, now there's, like, 2.000000001 girls for every boy.

  • Daniel Moynihan

    Daniel Moynihan · 76

    died 23 years ago today
    March 16th, 1927 — March 26th, 2003

    Necro-conservative, or necro-liberal ...?

  • Alex Comfort

    Alex Comfort · 80

    died 26 years ago today
    February 10th, 1920 — March 26th, 2000

    The author of 1972's "The Joy Of Sex" has since experienced the relative ennui of gradually dying.

  • Edmund Muskie

    Edmund Muskie · 81

    died 30 years ago today
    March 28th, 1914 — March 26th, 1996

    He was a big fish in a little state.

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