Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Zach Galifianakis

    Zach Galifianakis · 57

    (b) October 1st, 1969


  • Prince Philippos

    Prince Philippos · 57

    (b) October 1st, 1969


  • Denny Welch

    Denny Welch

    would have been 66 today
    October 1st, 1960 — October 2nd, 1998

    Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

  • Randy Quaid

    Randy Quaid · 76

    (b) October 1st, 1950


  • Richard Harris

    Richard Harris

    would have been 96 today
    October 1st, 1930 — October 25th, 2002

    A man called toast.

  • Tom Bosley

    Tom Bosley

    would have been 99 today
    October 1st, 1927 — October 19th, 2010

    Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
    Tuesday - not so much.

  • Jimmy Carter

    Jimmy Carter

    would have been 102 today
    October 1st, 1924 — December 29th, 2024

    Aw, nuts.

  • William Rehnquist

    William Rehnquist

    would have been 102 today
    October 1st, 1924 — September 3rd, 2005

    There goes the neighborhood ....

  • Roger Williams

    Roger Williams

    would have been 102 today
    October 1st, 1924 — October 8th, 2011

    He played piano for 9 Presidents. He's playing for 8 of them right now.

  • James Whitmore

    James Whitmore

    would have been 105 today
    October 1st, 1921 — February 6th, 2009

    Brooks was here.

  • Walter Matthau

    Walter Matthau

    would have been 106 today
    October 1st, 1920 — July 1st, 2000

    You know that wherever he's going, George Burns'll be there waiting for him, and when Matthau knocks, Burns will point his finger in the air and say, "Enter!"

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Charles Aznavour

    Charles Aznavour · 94

    died 8 years ago today
    May 22nd, 1924 — October 1st, 2018

    They called him "The Frank Sinatra of France" - which we assume means he drank a lot and cheated on his wife.

  • Tom Clancy

    Tom Clancy · 66

    died 13 years ago today
    April 12th, 1947 — October 1st, 2013

    Clear and Presently Dead

  • Richard Avedon

    Richard Avedon · 81

    died 22 years ago today
    May 15th, 1923 — October 1st, 2004

    He singlehandedly revolutionized fashion photography, then elevated portrait shooting to a fine art, and may very well have boned Jack and Jackie Kennedy.

  • Walter Annenberg

    Walter Annenberg · 94

    died 24 years ago today
    March 13th, 1908 — October 1st, 2002

    His final donation to the public good.

  • Reggie Kray

    died 26 years ago today
    — October 1st, 2000

    Historians and journalists alike are baffled by the notorious British gangster's final word. Just as he expired, he closed his eyes and quietly murmured, "Dinsdale."

  • Korla Pandit

    Korla Pandit · 77

    died 28 years ago today
    September 16th, 1921 — October 1st, 1998

    Actually, Zach met this guy once. He was like a Chihuahua in a turban.

  • Walter Alston

    died 42 years ago today
    — October 1st, 1984

    Skip him.

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