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  • Burt Reynolds

    Burt Reynolds · 82

    February 11th, 1936 — September 6th, 2018

    No longer east bound, but definitely down.


  • Neil Simon

    Neil Simon · 91

    July 4th, 1927 — August 26th, 2018

    Simon says....well, nothing really.


  • John McCain

    John McCain · 81

    August 29th, 1936 — August 25th, 2018

    He ran for President twice. Apparently he was way, WAY too smart for that job.


  • Robin Leach

    Robin Leach · 76

    August 29th, 1941 — August 24th, 2018

    Lifestyles of the Limp and Lifeless.


  • Kofi Annan

    Kofi Annan · 80

    April 8th, 1938 — August 18th, 2018

    Even winning the Nobel wasn't enough to rank him higher than Boutros Boutros-Ghali in the list of all-time great United Nations Secretary-General names.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Michelle Thomas

    Michelle Thomas

    would have been 50 today
    September 23rd, 1968 — December 22nd, 1998

    They're saying she died of stomach cancer, but we know better. She was Urkel's girlfriend, for crying out loud.

  • Bruce Springsteen

    Bruce Springsteen · 69

    (b) September 23rd, 1949


  • Ray Charles

    Ray Charles

    would have been 88 today
    September 23rd, 1930 — June 10th, 2004

    God bless Brother Ray, and the music he made, but he's busted.

    The booze and the brown made his liver shut down, and he's busted.

  • Mickey Rooney

    Mickey Rooney

    would have been 98 today
    September 23rd, 1920 — April 6th, 2014

    The Commissioner met him on New Years Eve 1999 in Palm Springs. It went like this:

    Commish: Hello Mr. Rooney - great show.
    Rooney: Who are you?
    Commish: The brother in law of your band leader.
    Rooney: Oh.

    And he walked away.

  • Walter Pidgeon

    Walter Pidgeon

    would have been 121 today
    September 23, 1897 — September 25th, 1984

    His two minutes are up.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Aurelio Rodriguez

    Aurelio Rodriguez · 52

    died 18 years ago today
    December 28th, 1947 — September 23rd, 2000

    Many baseball experts have long asserted that Mike Schmidt was the greatest third baseman of all-time. Well, Aurelio wasn't nearly that good.

  • Mary Frann

    Mary Frann · 55

    died 20 years ago today
    February 27th, 1943 — September 23rd, 1998

    Serves her right for trying to fill Suzanne Pleshette's girdle.

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