Newest Stiffs:

  • Charles Van Doren

    Charles Van Doren · 93

    February 12th, 1926 — April 9th, 2019

    For 11 points: who cheated like a punk on game shows in the 50s while disgracing his family name?

  • Dick Dale

    Dick Dale · 81

    May 4th, 1937 — March 16th, 2019

    Surf's down.

  • Luke Perry

    Luke Perry · 52

    October 11th, 1966 — March 4th, 2019

    New zip code for Luke.

  • Katherine Helmond

    Katherine Helmond · 89

    July 5th, 1929 — February 23rd, 2019

    Who's the moss?

  • Peter Tork

    Peter Tork · 77

    February 13th, 1942 — February 21st, 2019

    Bass player for a fake band. This is one of those days for us.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Jeff Dunham

    Jeff Dunham · 57

    (b) April 18th, 1962

  • Malcolm Marshall

    Malcolm Marshall

    would have been 61 today
    April 18th, 1958 — November 4th, 1999

    One of the world's most accomplished and celebrated cricket players, which means he couldn't make it in a real sport.

  • James Woods

    James Woods · 72

    (b) April 18th, 1947

  • Hayley Mills

    Hayley Mills · 73

    (b) April 18th, 1946

  • Clarence 'Gatemouth' Brown

    Clarence 'Gatemouth' Brown

    would have been 95 today
    April 18th, 1924 — September 10th, 2005

    Truly an inspiration, Clarence became a successful musician and singer despite his horrific dental deformity.

  • Henry Hyde

    Henry Hyde

    would have been 95 today
    April 18th, 1924 — November 29th, 2007

    Dr. Jekyll, however, is doing fine.

  • Barbara Hale

    Barbara Hale

    would have been 97 today
    April 18th, 1922 — January 27th, 2017

    She was in movies for 35 years and on TV for 48 years. And she'll still be remembered as Perry Mason's secretary. Raymond Burr can suck it.

  • Leonid Kinskey

    Leonid Kinskey

    would have been 116 today
    April 18th, 1903 — September 8th, 1998

    We're no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of one little character actor don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Doris Roberts

    Doris Roberts · 90

    died 3 years ago today
    November 4th, 1925 — April 18th, 2016

    Everybody mourns, Raymond.

  • Dick Clark

    Dick Clark · 82

    died 7 years ago today
    November 30th, 1929 — April 18th, 2012





    Dick? Dick?

  • Thor Heyerdahl

    Thor Heyerdahl · 87

    died 17 years ago today
    October 6th, 1914 — April 18th, 2002

    After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.

  • Rick Rude

    Rick Rude · 40

    died 20 years ago today
    December 7th, 1958 — April 18th, 1999

    One of his fans eulogized him in an e-mail to us, which read "... he was a pretty good guy in real life, and just acted like a schmuck in the ring." Rest in peace, ravishing one.

  • Terry Sanford

    Terry Sanford · 80

    died 21 years ago today
    August 20th, 1917 — April 18th, 1998

    A former Senator, Governor and University President who twice ran for the Democratic Presidential nomination, but you can bet that if he weren't on 59 lists, we wouldn't even be talking about him.

  • Linda Schele

    Linda Schele · 55

    died 21 years ago today
    October 30th, 1942 — April 18th, 1998

    The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?

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3.Venus Lovemotion215
5.Depressed 12213
6.News Is Blue, The News Is Blue213
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(d) June 30th, 2003