Newest Stiffs:

  • Val Kilmer

    Val Kilmer · 65

    December 31st, 1959 — April 1st, 2025

    No longer your huckleberry.


  • Gene Hackman

    Gene Hackman · 95

    January 30th, 1930 — February 17th, 2025

    This dude's body of work was massive, so a funny obit should be easy. But we are STILL trying to figure out what happened to him in that mud room.


  • Jimmy Carter

    Jimmy Carter · 100

    October 1st, 1924 — December 29th, 2024

    Aw, nuts.


  • Greg Gumbel

    Greg Gumbel · 78

    May 3rd, 1946 — December 27th, 2024

    His brother was a sports announcer.


  • Rickey Henderson

    Rickey Henderson · 65

    December 25th, 1958 — December 20th, 2024

    They called him "The greatest Oakland A of all time". Impressive, eh?


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • John Daly

    John Daly · 59

    (b) April 28th, 1966


  • Jay Leno

    Jay Leno · 75

    (b) April 28th, 1950


  • Bruno Kirby

    Bruno Kirby

    would have been 76 today
    April 28th, 1949 — August 14th, 2006

    And if you doOOoo .... And if you doOOoo ....

  • Ann-Margret Olsson

    Ann-Margret Olsson · 84

    (b) April 28th, 1941


  • Saddam Hussein

    Saddam Hussein

    would have been 88 today
    April 28th, 1937 — December 29th, 2006

    Typical. As his final act on Earth, this asshole completely fucks dead pool players all over the world.

  • Tariq Aziz

    Tariq Aziz

    would have been 89 today
    April 28th, 1936 — June 5th, 2015

    Tariq is going to reek.

  • James Baker

    James Baker · 95

    (b) April 28th, 1930


  • Bud Carson

    Bud Carson

    would have been 95 today
    April 28th, 1930 — December 7th, 2005

    That Steel Curtain was a hell of a defense, but it's not much good against emphysema.

  • Harper Lee

    Harper Lee

    would have been 99 today
    April 28th, 1926 — February 19th, 2016

    She released her first book in 1960, and her second and last book in 2015. Talk about your workaholics.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Deanna Durbin

    Deanna Durbin · 91

    died 12 years ago today
    December 4th, 1921 — April 28th, 2013

    Let's call it "Every Sunday but ONE"

  • Steve Howe

    Steve Howe · 48

    died 19 years ago today
    March 10th, 1958 — April 28th, 2006

    The coke addict pitcher, not the shitty guitar player.

  • Rory Calhoun

    Rory Calhoun · 76

    died 26 years ago today
    August 8th, 1922 — April 28th, 1999

    After countless Western movie roles, he played the part of Looney Tunes in the timeless classic Hell Comes To Frogtown. Truth is almost always stranger than fiction.

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She starred in Life of the party, Gals, Incorporated and Hi, Good Lookin'! before she did Take it Big. Sounds like someone we would have partied with.

(d) October 2nd, 1994