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  • Ginger Baker

    Ginger Baker · 80

    August 19th, 1939 — October 6th, 2019

    His first solo album was Ginger Baker at his Best and his last was just called Why? If that isn't some hardcore rockstar shit right there, we don't know what is.


  • Rip Taylor

    Rip Taylor · 84

    January 13th, 1935 — October 6th, 2019

    His nickname was "the crying comedian", and his signature move was throwing confetti around. Yeah - we got nothing.


  • Diahann Carroll

    Diahann Carroll · 84

    July 17th, 1935 — October 4th, 2019

    She was the first black woman to star in a TV show (in 1968) in a non-servant role. She won an Academy Award for Best Actress. She worked with women at the LA Mission for decades. And she survived breast cancer. All of that is incredibly impressive, but there's just no getting around it: that is a RIDICULOUS way to spell Diane.


  • Jacques Chirac

    Jacques Chirac · 86

    November 29th, 1932 — September 26th, 2019

    The only thing he had more of than corruption charges were girlfriends. Can't decide if we like him or not.


  • Barron Hilton

    Barron Hilton · 91

    October 23rd, 1927 — September 19th, 2019

    Built a hotel empire, was huge in aviation, started the American Football League, which eventually merged with the NFL and created the Suoer Bowl, had 8 kids, 15 grandkids, and was a solid philanthropist. And somehow his vapid granddaughter gets all the press. That SUCKS.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Taylor Swift

    Taylor Swift · 30

    (b) December 13th, 1989


  • Steve Buscemi

    Steve Buscemi · 62

    (b) December 13th, 1957


  • Herman Cain

    Herman Cain · 74

    (b) December 13th, 1945


  • Tim Conway

    Tim Conway

    would have been 86 today
    December 13th, 1933 — May 14th, 2019

    What's a Tim Conway?
    Significantly less these days.

  • Robert Prosky

    Robert Prosky

    would have been 89 today
    December 13th, 1930 — December 8th, 2008

    He's REALLY blue now.

  • Dick Van Dyke

    Dick Van Dyke · 94

    (b) December 13th, 1925


  • Larry Doby

    Larry Doby

    would have been 96 today
    December 13th, 1923 — June 18th, 2003

    The first name in noise reduction does it again.

  • Archie Moore

    Archie Moore

    would have been 103 today
    December 13th, 1916 — December 9th, 1998

    In his amazing 27-year career, he knocked out more opponents than any other boxer (141), and was the only man to face both Rocky Marciano and Muhammad Ali. Sure, he lost this battle, but look how much softening up it took before Death could count him out.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Alan Thicke

    Alan Thicke · 69

    died 3 years ago today
    March 1st, 1947 — December 13th, 2016

    And getting thinner all the time.

  • Lamar Hunt

    Lamar Hunt · 74

    died 13 years ago today
    August 2nd, 1932 — December 13th, 2006

    The Hunt is over.

  • Zal Yanovsky

    Zal Yanovsky · 57

    died 17 years ago today
    December 19th, 1944 — December 13th, 2002

    The back of his neck is getting dirty and gritty.

  • Lew Grade

    Lew Grade · 91

    died 21 years ago today
    December 25th, 1906 — December 13th, 1998

    In 1980, this entertainment mogul said of his $30 million flop Raise The Titanic, "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic." We know what really killed him.

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The Congressman (R-AZ) holds a special place in our hearts for his announcement from the House floor on June 5, 1998 that Bob Hope had died. You always were a schmuck, Stumpy, but thanks for the traffic.

(d) June 20th, 2003