Newest Stiffs:

  • O.J. Simpson

    O.J. Simpson · 76

    July 9th, 1947 — April 10th, 2024

    If the cancer don't fit, you must just quit.


  • Louis Gossett

    Louis Gossett · 87

    May 27th, 1936 — March 29th, 2024

    He had nowhere else to go.


  • Joseph Lieberman

    Joseph Lieberman · 82

    February 24th, 1942 — March 27th, 2024

    He helped create the Department of Homeland Security, kneecapped the ACA, and was the leader of No Labels. So, yeah.


  • Steve Lawrence

    Steve Lawrence · 88

    July 8th, 1935 — March 7th, 2024

    Go away, little boy.


  • Richard Lewis

    Richard Lewis · 76

    June 29th, 1947 — February 27th, 2024

    Curbed.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar · 77

    (b) April 16th, 1947


  • Gerry Rafferty

    Gerry Rafferty

    would have been 77 today
    April 16th, 1947 — January 4th, 2011

    Gave up the booze and the one-night stands.

  • Dusty Springfield

    Dusty Springfield

    would have been 85 today
    April 16th, 1939 — March 2nd, 1999

    When we said we needed you, you said you would always stay. It wasn't us who changed, but you, and now you've gone away. Bitch.

  • Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson · 90

    (b) April 16th, 1934


  • Herbie Mann

    Herbie Mann

    would have been 94 today
    April 16th, 1930 — July 1st, 2003

    Hey, speak of the Beetle ....

  • Dick 'Night Train' Lane

    Dick 'Night Train' Lane

    would have been 97 today
    April 16th, 1927 — January 29th, 2002

    End of the line.

  • Pope Benedict XVI

    Pope Benedict XVI

    would have been 97 today
    April 16th, 1927 — December 31st, 2022

    He was a really good Pope - as far as ex-Nazi child beaters go.

  • Peter Ustinov

    Peter Ustinov

    would have been 103 today
    April 16th, 1921 — March 28th, 2004

    Peter used to do a lot of things, but not anymore.

  • Spike Milligan

    Spike Milligan

    would have been 106 today
    April 16th, 1918 — February 27th, 2002

    On his way to Lewisham.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • George Beverly Shea

    George Beverly Shea · 104

    died 11 years ago today
    February 1st, 1909 — April 16th, 2013

    He sang to over 220 million people over his lifetime, worked with Billy Graham for over 50 years, and recorded over 500 vocal solos on more than 70 albums. And yet - we had no idea who the fuck he was until we looked him up. Go figure.

  • Pat Summerall

    Pat Summerall · 82

    died 11 years ago today
    May 10th, 1930 — April 16th, 2013

    Sudden death.

  • Daryl Gates

    Daryl Gates · 83

    died 14 years ago today
    August 30th, 1926 — April 16th, 2010

    He was considered to be an excellent police chief in LA, except for - you know - that thing where the entire city RIOTED for several days. Thanks, Daryl.

  • Robert Urich

    Robert Urich · 55

    died 22 years ago today
    December 19th, 1946 — April 16th, 2002

    Adio$, Dan.

  • Marie-Louise Meilleur

    Marie-Louise Meilleur · 117

    died 26 years ago today
    August 29, 1880 — April 16th, 1998

    Though she didn't quite make it to 118, she is survived by 4 of her 10 children, 85 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren, and 57 great-great-grandchildren. What a slut!

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