Newest Stiffs:
Peter Fonda · 79
February 23rd, 1940 — August 16th, 2019
Farted Open
Raped Often
Deaf Pen Rot
Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.
Reaped Font
Patron Feed
Defeat Porn
Now is one of those times.
Rutger Hauer · 75
January 23rd, 1944 — July 19th, 2019
Aside from Blade Runner, we think his greatest performance was multiple appearances in something called "Direct to DVD"
John Paul Stevens · 99
April 20th, 1920 — July 16th, 2019
In the matter of Grim Reaper v. Stevens, the finding is for the plaintiff.
Jim Bouton · 80
March 8th, 1939 — July 10th, 2019
He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.
Anyway, he's dead.
Ross Perot · 89
June 27th, 1930 — July 9th, 2019
Remember when we all thought he was too crazy to run for President? Boy - those were the days, huh?
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Robert De Niro · 76
(b) August 17th, 1943
Jiang Zemin · 93
(b) August 17th, 1926
Maureen O'Hara
would have been 99 today
August 17th, 1920 — October 24th, 2015The last thing she did was a TV movie in 2000 called The Last Dance. That works for us.
Charles Simons
would have been 103 today
August 17th, 1916 — October 26th, 1999He was Strom Thurmond's former law partner, which somehow raises a glimmer of hope in the eyes of millions.
W. Mark Felt
would have been 106 today
August 17th, 1913 — December 18th, 2008Deeper than ever.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Yvonne Craig · 78
died 4 years ago today
May 16th, 1937 — August 17th, 2015POW!
Bobby Thomson · 86
died 9 years ago today
October 25th, 1923 — August 17th, 2010The shot heard round the underworld.
Eddie Griffin · 25
died 12 years ago today
May 30th, 1982 — August 17th, 2007He may have been a great power forward, but not up against a moving train.
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The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard
Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …
| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Of Corpse You`re Dead 5 | 6 | 31 |
| 2. | John D. Smiley 2019 1st List | 6 | 27 |
| 3. | Past The Stands | 5 | 32 |
| 4. | Turnmeondeadman | 5 | 31 |
| 5. | Time To Go.... Now | 5 | 28 |
| 6. | Well Nobody Died, Did They? #2 | 5 | 22 |
| 7. | Ghoul Girl | 5 | 18 |
| 8. | Again1 | 4 | 34 |
| 9. | Venus Lovemotion | 4 | 32 |
| 10. | So Much Potential 1 | 4 | 31 |