Newest Stiffs:
Anita Bryant · 85
March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025
Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.
Gil Gerard · 82
January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025
Out of time.
Diane Ladd · 89
November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025
Diane doesn't live here anymore.
Dick Cheney · 84
January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025
White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.
June Lockhart · 100
June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025
Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Flavor Flav · 67
(b) March 16th, 1959
Jerry Walker
would have been 84 today
March 16th, 1942 — October 23rd, 2020Mr. Nojangles.
Chuck Woolery
would have been 85 today
March 16th, 1941 — November 23rd, 2024This guy was on Wheel of Fortune, Love Connection, a bunch other lousy game shows, write a bunch of jingles, country music releases, a Top 40 hit, was in the Navy, was a Covid denier (until his son got it), and was married FIVE times. Quite a life. Not a good one, but, yeah.
Daniel Moynihan
would have been 99 today
March 16th, 1927 — March 26th, 2003Necro-conservative, or necro-liberal ...?
Jerry Lewis
would have been 100 today
March 16th, 1926 — August 20th, 2017Comedien de la mort.
King Fahd
would have been 105 today
March 16th, 1921 — July 31st, 2005This was no super-model either, now that you mention it.
Mercedes McCambridge
would have been 110 today
March 16th, 1916 — March 2nd, 2004She provided the voice of the possessed Regan in The Exorcist, and is now sucking cocks in hell.
Henny Youngman
would have been 120 today
March 16th, 1906 — February 24th, 1998The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
Mike Mansfield
would have been 123 today
March 16th, 1903 — October 5th, 2001And with the Eight Is Enough reunion no longer a possibility, Mike throws in the towel.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Dick Dale · 81
died 7 years ago today
May 4th, 1937 — March 16th, 2019Surf's down.
Frank Sinatra, Jr. · 72
died 10 years ago today
January 10th, 1944 — March 16th, 2016He did it his Dad's way.
Ivan Dixon · 76
died 18 years ago today
April 6th, 1931 — March 16th, 2008
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