Turns out the reason he never took off that stupid hat is 'cause it was a tumor.
You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, Cub used to have 'em just about all the time. But he found a way to get out of it.
(d) July 1st, 2000