This list was submitted by USER00912 on Friday, December 31st, 1999 at 1:15 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
9 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
7 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Not Famous | ||
4 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
3 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
2 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
1 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 88 |
9 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003