This list was submitted by USER00847 on Thursday, December 30th, 1999 at 10:24 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
9 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
7 | Dave McNally | December 1st, 2002 | ? |
6 | Al Lopez | October 30th, 2005 | 97 |
5 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
4 | Mike Mansfield | October 5th, 2001 | 98 |
3 | Tommy Morrison | September 1st, 2013 | 44 |
2 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
1 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
19 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998