The oldest and most celebrated brothel owner in history. It's said that she once gave Confucius a hand-job.

Name
Madame Chiang Kai-Shek
Birthday
March 5, 1897
Age
106
Died on
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003
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Thursday, October 23rd, 2003
Madame Chiang Kai-Shek
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002