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Name
Jerry Springer
Birthday
February 13, 1944
Age
79
Died on
Thursday, April 27th, 2023
Famous
Confirmed
Thursday, April 30th, 1998
Jerry Springer
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Guess the Stiff!

There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.

(d) November 21st, 2000