Madame Chiang Kai-Shek has been played on 1551 lists, including 23 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Pam's Grand | USER02737 | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | Butt Sniffin Cadaver Dogs | USER02651 | 5 | 27 |
| 3. | Potted Plant 2 | USER00965 | 3 | 15 |
| 4. | DePressED 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | Italian Comedians | USER00669 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | ILOVETHEDEAD 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 4 |
| 7. | A Plea: Bil Keane on the List | twinpete | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Bart and D.J. 2 | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Bob Hope is laughing at us | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Charnel Number Five | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | ChaWaSa 1 | USER00114 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Circling The Drain 2 | USER00671 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Clavens | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Dog Boy | USER00672 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Dog Boys Aunt | USER00672 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Jim Pennell | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Mama Kin | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | No Viagra Needed | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Pete's Floppy Socks | USER00672 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Private Ryan 1 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Rumple Minze Kid | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | The undead | USER00227 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Tsugo Politico | USER00039 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998