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This list was submitted by USER00227 on Sunday, February 28th, 1999 at 4:28 PM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Larry LinvilleApril 10th, 2000?
8Phil NiekroAlive?
7Elia KazanSeptember 28th, 200394
6Oral RobertsDecember 15th, 200991
5Arlene FrancisMay 31st, 200193
4Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
3Mr. TAlive69
2Joe BarberaDecember 18th, 200695
1Stanley DonenFebruary 21st, 201994
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021