This list was submitted by USER00669 on Monday, March 1st, 1999 at 4:09 PM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Boxcar Willie | April 12th, 1999 | 67 |
| 9 | Kim Perrot | August 19th, 1999 | 32 |
| 8 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 7 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 6 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 1 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 26 points | 3 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998