Mel Brooks · 94
(b) Jun 28th, 1926
Gabe Kaplan · 75
(b) Mar 31st, 1945
Kim Kardashian · 40
(b) Oct 21st, 1980
Dean Koontz · 75
(b) Jul 9th, 1945
Ted Koppel · 80
(b) Feb 8th, 1940
Martha Stewart · 79
(b) Aug 3rd, 1941
Ashton Kutcher · 42
(b) Feb 7th, 1978
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997
