This list was submitted by RJ Thurmont on Thursday, December 30th, 1999 at 8:48 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Charles Schulz | February 12th, 2000 | 77 |
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 7 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
| 6 | Edward Teller | September 9th, 2003 | 95 |
| 5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 3 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 2 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 1 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 19 points | 3 hits | ||
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999