This list was submitted by USER00203 on Monday, December 27th, 1999 at 7:04 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Don Budge | January 26th, 2000 | 84 |
| 9 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 8 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
| 7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 6 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 5 | Sam Snead | May 23rd, 2002 | 89 |
| 4 | Werner Klemperer | December 6th, 2000 | 80 |
| 3 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 2 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 14 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014