For someone who owned a publishing company and a baseball team, this guys life was about as exciting as watching flies fuck.
Games Played | Lists | |
---|---|---|
1. | The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger | 1 |
2. | The March '02 Lee Jr. | 2 |
3. | The September '01 Lee Jr. | 2 |
A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'
(d) March 31st, 2005