Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
|1.||The March '03 Lee Jr.||32|
|2.||The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||114|
|3.||The October '02 Lee Jr.||27|
|4.||The March '02 Lee Jr.||19|
|5.||The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||69|
|6.||The September '01 Lee Jr.||30|
|7.||The March '01 Lee Jr.||25|
|8.||The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||111|
|9.||The April '00 Lee Jr.||27|
|10.||The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||126|
|11.||The September '99 Lee Jr.||23|
|12.||The June '99 Lee Jr.||25|
|13.||The March '99 Lee Jr.||18|
|14.||The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||149|
|15.||The October '98 Lee Jr.||17|
|16.||The September '98 Lee Jr.||19|
|17.||The August '98 Lee Jr.||30|
|18.||The July '98 Lee Jr.||19|
|19.||The June '98 Lee Jr.||16|
|20.||The May '98 Lee Jr.||10|
|21.||The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||84|
Talk about bad luck. First, she's born a Brit. Then, her husband is exposed as the central figure in a big sex and security scandal, but it happens 30 years before Hard Copy, so she can't cash in. Now she's dead, and she's only on one list! What a pisser.
(d) November 13th, 1998