Buddy Ebsen has been played on 990 lists, including 25 lists in The March '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | salmick2 | TheMick1 | 3 | 13 |
| 2. | BMACP 2 | USER02637 | 2 | 12 |
| 3. | Cartman's Jr. C List | USER03548 | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | MLK | USER01337 | 2 | 9 |
| 5. | M.I.'s Just For Fun 2 | USER00008 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | BMACP 1 | USER01308 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Notorious D.E.A.D. | Starwanderer | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | Go See God- Dudley, Maureen and some old people | USER00779 | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | Bart and DJ - Oklahoma Heroin | Doc & DJ | 1 | 4 |
| 10. | El Aurens 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 3 |
| 11. | Bag Em & Tag Em | USER01311 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Blood in the Water II | USER00930 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Doc--Orenthal Reset | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Dr. Who - Just Die Already | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | General Blastforth 2 | Roger Gowiththrottleup | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Ghost Guy | USER01302 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Gov. William J. LePetomane | USER02789 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | HEY BUD YOU'RE DEAD HUH HUH | USER03569 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Looking up at the dirt | USER03564 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | mr.bitterness 1 | zappa398 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | No Viagra Needed 1 | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Tsuga Comes Alive | USER03556 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Tsuga This Space For Rent | USER03557 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Wednesday 2 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | WEEDRAM1 | USER01303 | 0 | 0 |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999