Buddy Ebsen has been played on 990 lists, including 30 lists in The August '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | EllenT1 | Stones Girl | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | DNR/DNI 2 | USER00108 | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | OBIT 2 | USER00059 | 1 | 6 |
| 5. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 1 | 6 |
| 6. | Brian Gray 2 | USER00012 | 1 | 5 |
| 7. | ChaWaSa 2 | USER00114 | 1 | 5 |
| 8. | T. Switala 1 | USER00025 | 1 | 5 |
| 9. | Brian Bryan | USER02638 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | DAMN'T JIM I'M JUST A DR., NOT DEATH | USER00047 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Deathpool Dave 1 | DRave13 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | DEEJ | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Ghoul Geek | USER00196 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Globbo 2 | BearOfNH | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Gloomy | MissAnnThrope | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Hinge & Squid 2 | USER00203 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Hito Tetsuoto | USER00135 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Mike the Cat 1 | USER00153 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Mike the Cat 2 | USER00153 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Phoenix 1 | USER00127 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Phoenix 2 | USER00127 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Sic Gloria Mundi | USER00073 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | snookums | USER00208 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | T. Switala 3 | USER01591 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Tam Iwannalaya | Jim | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | The Cremators -e | USER00213 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | The Cremators -k | USER00213 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | The Cremators -p | USER00213 | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | The Great K.O. | USER00212 | 0 | 0 |
| 30. | Will Chill 2 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004