Buddy Ebsen has been played on 990 lists, including 149 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Don Juan De Carlos | USER00465 | 3 | 9 |
| 2. | HINGE & SQUID 3 | USER00203 | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | The Undertaker | SBUMP2 | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | POPE 19 | USER00108 | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | Hazardous 2 | USER00453 | 2 | 11 |
| 6. | The Bagman | USER00216 | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | Phoenix 1 | USER00127 | 2 | 9 |
| 8. | Wombat 1 | USER00242 | 2 | 8 |
| 9. | Dionysian Don's Kiss of Death | USER00396 | 2 | 3 |
| 10. | Capt. Deadpool | USER00230 | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Schmoopie 2 | USER00507 | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Wombat 3 | USER00242 | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | Dead Dave | USER00587 | 1 | 9 |
| 14. | HINGE & SQUID 2 | USER00203 | 1 | 9 |
| 15. | Jarvis 3 | USER00215 | 1 | 9 |
| 16. | Julie (that bitch) 2 | USER00208 | 1 | 9 |
| 17. | Axehole | USER00355 | 1 | 8 |
| 18. | CADAVER CLUB | USER00316 | 1 | 8 |
| 19. | ChaWaSa 2 | USER00114 | 1 | 8 |
| 20. | jnik 1 | USER00353 | 1 | 8 |
| 21. | Sarcasm Man 3 | USER00312 | 1 | 8 |
| 22. | Bone Orchird | USER00213 | 1 | 7 |
| 23. | John Bailey 1 | USER00614 | 1 | 7 |
| 24. | kasey1313 1 | USER00308 | 1 | 7 |
| 25. | Lane Gray | USER00603 | 1 | 7 |
| 26. | Mike the Cat 2 | USER00153 | 1 | 7 |
| 27. | Deathpool Dave 3 | DRave13 | 1 | 6 |
| 28. | Die, Damn You! | USER00058 | 1 | 6 |
| 29. | mona 3 | bruinmom | 1 | 6 |
| 30. | Will Chill 2 | equestzim7 | 1 | 6 |
| 31. | Hot Carl | USER00346 | 1 | 5 |
| 32. | OBIT 5 | USER00059 | 1 | 5 |
| 33. | Poopy Daddy 1 | USER02781 | 1 | 5 |
| 34. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Lari 2 | USER00141 | 1 | 4 |
| 35. | 27 YANKEES | USER00204 | 1 | 1 |
| 36. | Laslow 3 | USER00076 | 1 | 1 |
| 37. | PD&C 1 | USER00512 | 1 | 1 |
| 38. | Ren | USER00368 | 1 | 1 |
| 39. | Tote Hose | USER00464 | 1 | 1 |
| 40. | 2 feet in the ground | USER00389 | 0 | 0 |
| 41. | 8DayClock | USER00319 | 0 | 0 |
| 42. | Aman 2 | USER00304 | 0 | 0 |
| 43. | Art Vandelay 3 | USER02715 | 0 | 0 |
| 44. | Assid | USER00286 | 0 | 0 |
| 45. | baboo's corpus shibboleth 3 | USER00283 | 0 | 0 |
| 46. | Betty's Deadies | USER00542 | 0 | 0 |
| 47. | blancoj 1 | USER00173 | 0 | 0 |
| 48. | Bob's last Hope | USER00618 | 0 | 0 |
| 49. | Bones Jones | USER00627 | 0 | 0 |
| 50. | Brian Gray 2 | USER00012 | 0 | 0 |
| 51. | BRUNO 1 | USER00421 | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | Buck 1 | Buck | 0 | 0 |
| 53. | Captain Grundle 1 | USER00305 | 0 | 0 |
| 54. | Capuchin | USER00467 | 0 | 0 |
| 55. | Chris & Jeff | USER00441 | 0 | 0 |
| 56. | Chuck/Joyce | USER00387 | 0 | 0 |
| 57. | Cold Devil 1 | USER00495 | 0 | 0 |
| 58. | Collette Matise 2 | USER00382 | 0 | 0 |
| 59. | Collette Matise 3 | USER00382 | 0 | 0 |
| 60. | Da Baers 1 | USER00502 | 0 | 0 |
| 61. | DareDevil 2 | USER00361 | 0 | 0 |
| 62. | dave navarro's third nipple | USER00064 | 0 | 0 |
| 63. | Davidius 1 | USER00314 | 0 | 0 |
| 64. | DEAD & BLOATED | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
| 65. | Dead Ringers | USER00391 | 0 | 0 |
| 66. | Death Race 2000 | USER00213 | 0 | 0 |
| 67. | DEEJ 1 | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 68. | DEEJ 2 | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 69. | Dr. B 2 | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 70. | Dr. Jack Fanclub 2 | Chachi | 0 | 0 |
| 71. | DUBAYTOM | USER00375 | 0 | 0 |
| 72. | ElleBee 1 | USER00479 | 0 | 0 |
| 73. | F.A.T.E.O. 3 | USER00561 | 0 | 0 |
| 74. | fossilhead | USER00275 | 0 | 0 |
| 75. | Fully drunk | USER00382 | 0 | 0 |
| 76. | Gentleman Death 3 | USER00545 | 0 | 0 |
| 77. | Globbo 3 | BearOfNH | 0 | 0 |
| 78. | Gravediggaz | USER00520 | 0 | 0 |
| 79. | gravediggers 1 | USER00452 | 0 | 0 |
| 80. | Great Buddha | USER00388 | 0 | 0 |
| 81. | Greg Terzakis 1 | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
| 82. | Gsquared 2 | USER02694 | 0 | 0 |
| 83. | Ice X | USER00367 | 0 | 0 |
| 84. | Jack & Drew's List | USER00498 | 0 | 0 |
| 85. | Jazzy | USER00535 | 0 | 0 |
| 86. | jick (Dr. Rising Glow) | USER00110 | 0 | 0 |
| 87. | JoDaMoDaMan 2 | USER00107 | 0 | 0 |
| 88. | Johnny B. Dead | USER00571 | 0 | 0 |
| 89. | Kally | USER00383 | 0 | 0 |
| 90. | Karenk | USER00455 | 0 | 0 |
| 91. | Kaufman-Place 1 | USER00171 | 0 | 0 |
| 92. | Kaufman-Place 3 | USER00171 | 0 | 0 |
| 93. | Kestra 1 | USER00095 | 0 | 0 |
| 94. | kilo | USER00450 | 0 | 0 |
| 95. | KingV 1 | USER00530 | 0 | 0 |
| 96. | Krem 2 | Krem99 | 0 | 0 |
| 97. | Laslow 1 | USER00076 | 0 | 0 |
| 98. | Le Assassin | USER00015 | 0 | 0 |
| 99. | LUGOSI A-GO-GO | USER00316 | 0 | 0 |
| 100. | MCB 1 | Deathscore | 0 | 0 |
| 101. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Gigi | USER00624 | 0 | 0 |
| 102. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Megan Wilson | USER00371 | 0 | 0 |
| 103. | Midwest Morgue Mogul MmmikeeE | USER00580 | 0 | 0 |
| 104. | Mike the Cat 1 | USER00153 | 0 | 0 |
| 105. | Monica Seles's Face | USER00101 | 0 | 0 |
| 106. | Morpheus | Chicken at Tresky's | 0 | 0 |
| 107. | Mountain Mulch | USER00282 | 0 | 0 |
| 108. | MR. BS 2 | USER00334 | 0 | 0 |
| 109. | My Name Eez Muerrrte!! 1 | USER00605 | 0 | 0 |
| 110. | Nailed Shut | USER00615 | 0 | 0 |
| 111. | PD&C 2 | USER00512 | 0 | 0 |
| 112. | PD&C 3 | USER00512 | 0 | 0 |
| 113. | Peanut and Putt | McPutt | 0 | 0 |
| 114. | Pepster 4 | USER00055 | 0 | 0 |
| 115. | Petunia | USER00276 | 0 | 0 |
| 116. | Phaug the misty cloud of death | USER00408 | 0 | 0 |
| 117. | Poopy Daddy 2 | USER02781 | 0 | 0 |
| 118. | Prince Nez 2 | USER00480 | 0 | 0 |
| 119. | Ramino Acid | USER00583 | 0 | 0 |
| 120. | Reap 'Em & Weep 1 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 121. | rockin' ronnie | grim reaper always wins | 0 | 0 |
| 122. | Ruck | USER00186 | 0 | 0 |
| 123. | Rusman | USER00359 | 0 | 0 |
| 124. | Rusty | USER00359 | 0 | 0 |
| 125. | Sausage Vampire 3 | USER00629 | 0 | 0 |
| 126. | SHORTY7FT | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
| 127. | Six Feet Down | USER00518 | 0 | 0 |
| 128. | SPRINKLELICIOUS | USER00586 | 0 | 0 |
| 129. | Stimpy | USER00222 | 0 | 0 |
| 130. | Team Trocar 2 | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 131. | Tedster | USER00429 | 0 | 0 |
| 132. | The CareTaker II | USER00625 | 0 | 0 |
| 133. | The Cats with Scythes | USER00510 | 0 | 0 |
| 134. | The Lestat Trio | USER00294 | 0 | 0 |
| 135. | thebeef | USER00386 | 0 | 0 |
| 136. | Todd 1 | whit25 | 0 | 0 |
| 137. | Todd 2 | whit25 | 0 | 0 |
| 138. | Tom's A-List | USER00382 | 0 | 0 |
| 139. | Tomb Waiters | USER00627 | 0 | 0 |
| 140. | Tricklenut | USER00574 | 0 | 0 |
| 141. | TROLL 1 | Death Troll | 0 | 0 |
| 142. | TV Nut Job 3 | USER00072 | 0 | 0 |
| 143. | Verapamil | USER00029 | 0 | 0 |
| 144. | Vince Jennings | USER00362 | 0 | 0 |
| 145. | Wednesday 1 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
| 146. | Weeve | USER00627 | 0 | 0 |
| 147. | Wombat Ohio | USER00617 | 0 | 0 |
| 148. | www.eldisco.com 3 | USER00468 | 0 | 0 |
| 149. | Y1.999K 2 | USER00049 | 0 | 0 |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000