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Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
9	Sarah Delany	January 25th, 1999	109
8	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
7	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
6	Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon	March 30th, 2002	94
5	Ellen Corby	April 14th, 1999	?
4	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
3	Alistair Cooke	March 30th, 2004	95
2	Julia Child	August 13th, 2004	91
1	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
24 points		3 hits

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999