Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.

Name
Alistair Cooke
Birthday
November 20, 1908
Age
95
Died on
Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
Famous
Confirmed
Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
Alistair Cooke
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A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.

(d) February 3rd, 1999