Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
Whoa. Wait. HE was Kunta Kinte? In Roots? Are you serious? What the FUCK? We did NOT know that. Percy Fitzwallace in West Wing? The king in Coming To America? That nameless dude in Die Hard 2? Yeah - sure. All of those. But KUNTA KINTE. No idea. Wow.
(d) August 21st, 2024