Alistair Cooke has been played on 328 lists, including 28 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED 3 | USER00965 | 5 | 27 |
| 2. | DePressED 1 | DePressED | 5 | 23 |
| 3. | Frankie 2 | USER02658 | 4 | 27 |
| 4. | Tape Dispenser 2 | USER00965 | 4 | 24 |
| 5. | Tape Dispenser 3 | USER00965 | 4 | 22 |
| 6. | Fucko's Sense Of Humor | USER00965 | 3 | 27 |
| 7. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 1 | USER00494 | 3 | 23 |
| 8. | Fucko's Left Nut | USER00767 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | Liz Lup | USER00390 | 3 | 13 |
| 10. | Pepster 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 12 |
| 11. | Loki 1 | Loki | 2 | 11 |
| 12. | AbraCadavers 1 | USER00165 | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | Katy | USER00881 | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 1 | 6 |
| 15. | Norton | USER00897 | 1 | 2 |
| 16. | sirotilc | USER02747 | 1 | 2 |
| 17. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 1 | 1 |
| 18. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Assid | USER00904 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Buffalo Bob 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Millennium Krem | Krem99 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | NEIL ERICKSON 1 | Minnesota Neil | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Sparky | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | The Queen of Swords 3 | USER03915 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | The Swinebladder Clarion 1 | USER00836 | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | The Swinebladder Clarion 2 | USER00836 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | The Swinebladder Clarion 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | Will Chill 1 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
Through the magic of videotape, he gave us solid evidence that the bigger they come, the harder they fall.
(d) April 1st, 1996