Alistair Cooke has been played on 328 lists, including 28 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED 3 | USER00965 | 5 | 27 |
| 2. | DePressED 1 | DePressED | 5 | 23 |
| 3. | Frankie 2 | USER02658 | 4 | 27 |
| 4. | Tape Dispenser 2 | USER00965 | 4 | 24 |
| 5. | Tape Dispenser 3 | USER00965 | 4 | 22 |
| 6. | Fucko's Sense Of Humor | USER00965 | 3 | 27 |
| 7. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 1 | USER00494 | 3 | 23 |
| 8. | Fucko's Left Nut | USER00767 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | Liz Lup | USER00390 | 3 | 13 |
| 10. | Pepster 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 12 |
| 11. | Loki 1 | Loki | 2 | 11 |
| 12. | AbraCadavers 1 | USER00165 | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | Katy | USER00881 | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 1 | 6 |
| 15. | Norton | USER00897 | 1 | 2 |
| 16. | sirotilc | USER02747 | 1 | 2 |
| 17. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 1 | 1 |
| 18. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Assid | USER00904 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Buffalo Bob 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Millennium Krem | Krem99 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | NEIL ERICKSON 1 | Minnesota Neil | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Sparky | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | The Queen of Swords 3 | USER03915 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | The Swinebladder Clarion 1 | USER00836 | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | The Swinebladder Clarion 2 | USER00836 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | The Swinebladder Clarion 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | Will Chill 1 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
Now you're talkin'. Hank Kimball may have been little more than an annoying agriculture agent to you, but to us he was a legend. Well, not a legend, exactly. More like an old friend of the family. Well, not old, really. Hey, come to think of it, he wasn't even family. Matter of fact, he was kinda on the annoying side, now that you mention it. What was the question again?
(d) May 4th, 1997