Alistair Cooke has been played on 328 lists, including 28 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED 3 | USER00965 | 5 | 27 |
| 2. | DePressED 1 | DePressED | 5 | 23 |
| 3. | Frankie 2 | USER02658 | 4 | 27 |
| 4. | Tape Dispenser 2 | USER00965 | 4 | 24 |
| 5. | Tape Dispenser 3 | USER00965 | 4 | 22 |
| 6. | Fucko's Sense Of Humor | USER00965 | 3 | 27 |
| 7. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 1 | USER00494 | 3 | 23 |
| 8. | Fucko's Left Nut | USER00767 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | Liz Lup | USER00390 | 3 | 13 |
| 10. | Pepster 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 12 |
| 11. | Loki 1 | Loki | 2 | 11 |
| 12. | AbraCadavers 1 | USER00165 | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | Katy | USER00881 | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 1 | 6 |
| 15. | Norton | USER00897 | 1 | 2 |
| 16. | sirotilc | USER02747 | 1 | 2 |
| 17. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 1 | 1 |
| 18. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Assid | USER00904 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Buffalo Bob 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Millennium Krem | Krem99 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | NEIL ERICKSON 1 | Minnesota Neil | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Sparky | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | The Queen of Swords 3 | USER03915 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | The Swinebladder Clarion 1 | USER00836 | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | The Swinebladder Clarion 2 | USER00836 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | The Swinebladder Clarion 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | Will Chill 1 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
Pretty pathetic that nobody had him in any of five different games, and if you think we're gonna relax The Jim Murray Rule just 'cause he's dead, you got another thing coming.
(d) August 16th, 1998