Fucko's Sense Of Humor — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00965 on Thursday, January 6th, 2000 at 12:53 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	John O'Connor	May 3rd, 2000	80
9	Jim Varney	February 10th, 2000	50
8	Bob Crosby	January 7th, 2000	88
7	Alistair Cooke	March 30th, 2004	95
6	Peggy Lee	January 21st, 2002	81
5	Joe Bonnano	May 11th, 2002	?
4	Walter Matthau	July 1st, 2000	79
3	Ted Williams	July 5th, 2002	?
2	Sheb Wooley	September 16th, 2003	82
1	Holly Johnson	Alive	?
31 points		4 hits

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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997