Alistair Cooke has been played on 328 lists, including 13 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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2.Dr. B 2USER0014600
3.gravediggers 1USER0045200
4.Groovechild 2USER0013400
5.HardangerHardanger Dies Today00
6.Hope FloatsUSER0032700
7.I just want to win a mugUSER0041000
8.jnik 2USER0035300
9.Mike KasenterUSER0045800
10.Theme Park ChickBibsPal00
11.TROLL 2Death Troll00
12.Von der Taaker's ParadisoUSER0001700
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003