Alistair Cooke has been played on 328 lists, including 13 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | gointohell | USER00339 | 1 | 3 |
| 2. | Dr. B 2 | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | gravediggers 1 | USER00452 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Groovechild 2 | USER00134 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Hardanger | Hardanger Dies Today | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Hope Floats | USER00327 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | I just want to win a mug | USER00410 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | jnik 2 | USER00353 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Mike Kasenter | USER00458 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Theme Park Chick | BibsPal | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | TROLL 2 | Death Troll | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Von der Taaker's Paradiso | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Wednesday 3 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
We're no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of one little character actor don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.
(d) September 8th, 1998