Alistair Cooke has been played on 328 lists, including 13 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | gointohell | USER00339 | 1 | 3 |
| 2. | Dr. B 2 | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | gravediggers 1 | USER00452 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Groovechild 2 | USER00134 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Hardanger | Hardanger Dies Today | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Hope Floats | USER00327 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | I just want to win a mug | USER00410 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | jnik 2 | USER00353 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Mike Kasenter | USER00458 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Theme Park Chick | BibsPal | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | TROLL 2 | Death Troll | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Von der Taaker's Paradiso | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Wednesday 3 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003