Alistair Cooke has been played on 328 lists, including 9 lists in The April '00 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | We've seen our last World Series | USER01062 | 3 | 16 |
| 3. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 3 | 13 |
| 4. | Famous-N-Dead | USER02809 | 2 | 19 |
| 5. | A Death Wish List 1 | USER00165 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Go home and get your f#@king shinebox! | USER03428 | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | kevin1877 | USER00660 | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | The Fun Bunch | USER00673 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Dr. B. 2 | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999