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This list was submitted by USER00465 on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 10:00 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
6Doug Wickenheiser January 12th, 199937
5Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
4Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
3Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
2Sarah Knauss December 30th, 1999119
1Catfish Hunter September 9th, 199953
19 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999