Kestra 1 — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	Not Famous
8	Not Famous
7	Leon Stukelj	November 8th, 1999	100
6	Ellen Corby	April 14th, 1999	?
5	Senor Wences	April 20th, 1999	103
4	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
3	Pee Wee Reese	August 14th, 1999	81
2	Madame Chiang Kai-Shek	October 23rd, 2003	106
1	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
22 points		5 hits

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He had a pretty amazing career, with the exception being that his last film was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Did you see THAT piece of crap? Oh man. Yeah - Michael Douglas was good, and even Shia LaBeouf was passable (and we usually hate him), but the story was just idiotic. Plot twists, weird visions, and a female lead who might as well have not even been there. The ending? Oh man. We've never seen anything so dumb in our lives. How does this sort of thing happen anyway? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have the BALLS to stand up and say "Hey! Wall Street was great, but it doesn't NEED a sequel! Get your head out of your ass!"? Of course they don't. Because art in Hollywood is dead, and it's just all about money now. It's sad. It really is. Oh yeah. Eli's dead too.

(d) June 24th, 2014