Reap 'Em & Weep 1

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This list was submitted by USER00557 on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 5:47 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
5Not Famous 
4Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
3John GielgudMay 21st, 200096
2Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
1David BrinkleyJune 11th, 2003?
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003