Bone Orchird — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00213 on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 11:33 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	Vaclav Havel	December 18th, 2011	75
8	Senor Wences	April 20th, 1999	103
7	Sarah Knauss	December 30th, 1999	119
6	Allen Funt	September 5th, 1999	84
5	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
4	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
3	Richard Pryor	December 10th, 2005	65
2	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
1	Evel Knievel	November 30th, 2007	69
25 points		4 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002