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This list was submitted by USER00615 on Friday, January 8th, 1999 at 9:36 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
6King Hussein February 7th, 199963
5Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
4Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
3Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
2Alec GuinnessAugust 5th, 200086
1Allen Funt September 5th, 199984
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998