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This list was submitted by USER00076 on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 1:21 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
9Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
8Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
7Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
6Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
5Al DavisOctober 8th, 201182
4Harold Reese August 14th, 199981
3Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
2Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
1Cal Ripken March 25th, 199963
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998