This list was submitted by USER00076 on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 1:21 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|9||Joe DiMaggio||March 8th, 1999||84|
|8||Boris Yeltsin||April 23rd, 2007||76|
|7||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|6||Buddy Ebsen||July 6th, 2003||95|
|5||Al Davis||October 8th, 2011||82|
|4||Harold Reese||August 14th, 1999||81|
|3||Milton Berle||March 27th, 2002||93|
|2||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|1||Cal Ripken||March 25th, 1999||63|
|14 points||3 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998