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This list was submitted by USER00561 on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 7:13 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
8Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
5Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
4Eugene McCarthyDecember 10th, 200589
3Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
2Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
1Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999