Buddy Ebsen has been played on 990 lists, including 17 lists in The October '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Will Chill | equestzim7 | 2 | 19 |
| 2. | squege | Jim | 2 | 18 |
| 3. | Shelley Byron 1 | USER00143 | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | Phoenix 3 | USER00127 | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | Phoenix 2 | USER00127 | 2 | 13 |
| 6. | DNR/DNI 2 | USER00108 | 2 | 12 |
| 7. | Capt. Deadpool | USER00230 | 2 | 10 |
| 8. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Phoenix 1 | USER00127 | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Wombat 2 | USER00242 | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Wombat 3 | USER00242 | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | DEAD N GONE | USER02710 | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | Die N.Y. Rangers | No Viagra Needed | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | ChaWaSa 2 | USER00114 | 1 | 5 |
| 15. | Maximum PC's Terminated | USER00263 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | OBIT 2 | USER00059 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Rev. Zane 2 | USER00268 | 0 | 0 |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002