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This list was submitted by USER00032 on Monday, November 15th, 1999 at 3:25 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
9	Dudley Moore	March 27th, 2002	66
8	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
7	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
6	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
5	Johnny PayCheck	February 19th, 2003	64
4	Richard Pryor	December 10th, 2005	65
3	Dale Evans	February 7th, 2001	88
2	Ted Williams	July 5th, 2002	?
1	John Daly	Alive	53
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(d) August 18th, 2014