PVT. RYAN 4

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This list was submitted by 000002 on Friday, December 31st, 1999 at 7:10 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Charles Schulz February 12th, 200077
7John O'Connor May 3rd, 200080
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5Don Budge January 26th, 200084
4Tom Landry February 12th, 200075
3Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
2Tommy MorrisonSeptember 1st, 201344
1Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002