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Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	John O'Connor	May 3rd, 2000	80
9	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
8	Dale Evans	February 7th, 2001	88
7	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
6	Richard Pryor	December 10th, 2005	65
5	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
4	Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon	March 30th, 2002	94
3	Not Famous
2	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
1	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
10 points		1 hit

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999