This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Wednesday, January 12th, 2000 at 5:40 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
8 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
7 | Barbara Cartland | May 21st, 2000 | 98 |
6 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
5 | Douglas Fairbanks | May 7th, 2000 | 90 |
4 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
2 | Artie Shaw | December 30th, 2004 | 94 |
1 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
13 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999