She closed her eyes dreamily and sighed, a moist and wheezy sigh of surrender, as his firm grip tightened on her ventricle, and Randy the Reaper shut that sucker down.

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It further tests our dwindling faith in government that the former head of the CIA can't paddle a canoe without drowning.

(d) April 27th, 1996