She closed her eyes dreamily and sighed, a moist and wheezy sigh of surrender, as his firm grip tightened on her ventricle, and Randy the Reaper shut that sucker down.

Name
Barbara Cartland
Birthday
July 9, 1901
Age
98
Died on
Sunday, May 21st, 2000
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Sunday, May 21st, 2000
Barbara Cartland
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Guess the Stiff!

She was the first female news correspondent for CBS, the first female TV reporter on a national political convention floor, and the first female host of a daily network news show, and she now becomes the first significant female stiff about whom we can find nothing even remotely humorous to say.

(d) October 18th, 1997