Barbara Cartland has been played on 195 lists, including 40 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Naughty Cadaver | USER00033 | 2 | 15 |
| 2. | Team O.B.E. 2 | USER00405 | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | Phoenix 2 | USER00127 | 2 | 11 |
| 4. | Dem Bones 1 | USER00192 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Dr. B 1 | USER00146 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | www.dpsinfo.com 2 (Old-Timers) | USER00380 | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | le Bastille | USER00220 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Team Toast Frosh Club | USER00160 | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | Wallris 3 | USER00395 | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Yooper Quincy 3 | USER00461 | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | JB Scooter | USER00357 | 1 | 8 |
| 12. | The Mighty, Mighty Tombstones 2 | USER00559 | 1 | 7 |
| 13. | T Schiess 2 | FlamingoNut | 1 | 4 |
| 14. | Watson | USER00454 | 1 | 1 |
| 15. | Barely Civil Servant 1 | USER00494 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Bart and D.J. 3 | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Cheeseball | USER00369 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Collette Matise 3 | USER00382 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | DanDeMan | USER00444 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Death's Door 2 | USER00413 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Doug Connors 2 | USER00591 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Dum-dum | USER00286 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Eleanor Clift Sucks | USER00020 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | ElleBee 2 | USER00479 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Gentleman Death 4 | USER00545 | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | Jersette | USER00387 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | Loki 3 | Loki | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | MCB 1 | Deathscore | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Megan Wilson | USER00371 | 0 | 0 |
| 30. | MKP 1 | USER00606 | 0 | 0 |
| 31. | Morpheus | Chicken at Tresky's | 0 | 0 |
| 32. | Pete Biggs 2 | USER00320 | 0 | 0 |
| 33. | SPRINKLELICIOUS | USER00586 | 0 | 0 |
| 34. | SPRINKLELIVES | USER00586 | 0 | 0 |
| 35. | Team Trocar 1 | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 36. | THE 7FOOTER | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
| 37. | TopSecret 1 | Oh No You Ditten | 0 | 0 |
| 38. | TROLL 1 | Death Troll | 0 | 0 |
| 39. | Von der Taaker's Inferno | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 40. | Wednesday 1 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left — but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.
(d) October 12th, 1997