Barely Civil Servant 1 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00494 on Sunday, January 3rd, 1999 at 6:47 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
9	Mel Torme	June 5th, 1999	?
8	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
7	Johnny PayCheck	February 19th, 2003	64
6	Max Schmeling	February 2nd, 2005	99
5	Barbara Cartland	May 21st, 2000	98
4	Senor Wences	April 20th, 1999	103
3	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
2	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
1	Carol Channing	January 15th, 2019	97
23 points		3 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002