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This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Sunday, January 3rd, 1999 at 7:23 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
8Barbara CartlandMay 21st, 200098
7Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
6Clayton Moore December 28th, 199985
5Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
4Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
3John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
2Ellen Corby April 14th, 1999?
1Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998