This list was submitted by USER00965 on Sunday, January 2nd, 2000 at 10:30 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Dale Evans | February 7th, 2001 | 88 |
| 6 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 5 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 4 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 3 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 2 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
| 1 | John Lee Hooker | June 21st, 2001 | 83 |
| 2 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998