This list was submitted by USER02776 on Sunday, January 9th, 2000 at 1:23 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
9 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
8 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
7 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
6 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
5 | Jim Varney | February 10th, 2000 | 50 |
4 | Rick Hendrick | Alive | ? |
3 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
2 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
1 | Willie Stargell | April 9th, 2001 | 61 |
24 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003