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This list was submitted by USER02776 on Sunday, January 9th, 2000 at 1:23 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ian Dury March 27th, 200057
9Tom Landry February 12th, 200075
8Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
7Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
6Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
5Jim Varney February 10th, 200050
4Rick HendrickAlive?
3Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
2Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
1Willie StargellApril 9th, 200161
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003