This list was submitted by USER00883 on Friday, December 31st, 1999 at 2:48 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 9 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 8 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 7 | Morton Downey | March 12th, 2001 | 57 |
| 6 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 4 | Richard Harris | October 25th, 2002 | 72 |
| 3 | Robert Downey, Jr. | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Captain Beefheart | December 17th, 2010 | 69 |
| 1 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
| 8 points | 1 hit |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002