A man called toast.

Name
Richard Harris
Birthday
October 1, 1930
Age
72
Died on
Friday, October 25th, 2002
Famous
Confirmed
Sunday, October 6th, 2002
Richard Harris
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998