This list was submitted by USER00818 on Wednesday, December 29th, 1999 at 5:03 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|9||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|8||Johnny PayCheck||February 19th, 2003||64|
|7||Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon||March 30th, 2002||94|
|6||Boris Yeltsin||April 23rd, 2007||76|
|5||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|4||Julia Child||August 13th, 2004||91|
|3||Milton Berle||March 27th, 2002||93|
|2||Strom Thurmond||June 26th, 2003||100|
|1||Buddy Ebsen||July 6th, 2003||95|
|0 points||0 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003