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This list was submitted by USER00818 on Wednesday, December 29th, 1999 at 5:03 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
7Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
6Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
5Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
4Julia ChildAugust 13th, 200491
3Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
2Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
1Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003