This list was submitted by USER00693 on Tuesday, December 28th, 1999 at 4:57 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
6 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
5 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
4 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
3 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
2 | Imogene Coca | June 2nd, 2001 | ? |
1 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021