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This list was submitted by USER00693 on Tuesday, December 28th, 1999 at 4:57 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
6Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
5Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
2Imogene CocaJune 2nd, 2001?
1Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021