This list was submitted by USER00308 on Monday, December 27th, 1999 at 8:38 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|9||Charles Schulz||February 12th, 2000||77|
|8||Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon||March 30th, 2002||94|
|7||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|6||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|5||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|4||Elia Kazan||September 28th, 2003||94|
|3||Eudora Welty||July 23rd, 2001||?|
|2||Aaron Spelling||June 23rd, 2006||83|
|1||Al Hirschfeld||January 20th, 2003||99|
|9 points||1 hit|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003