This list was submitted by USER00965 on Saturday, January 1st, 2000 at 3:52 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jimmie Davis | November 5th, 2000 | 101 |
| 9 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 6 | Yousuf Karsh | July 13th, 2002 | ? |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 14 points | 2 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998