This list was submitted by USER00906 on Friday, December 31st, 1999 at 12:01 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
9 | John O'Connor | May 3rd, 2000 | 80 |
8 | Charles Schulz | February 12th, 2000 | 77 |
7 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
6 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
2 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
1 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
18 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999